r/ClimbingCircleJerk 6h ago

Anyone from France can explain what is this method of belaying?

224 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 5h ago

Is it aid to use haki?

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17 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 5h ago

What makes a carabiner different from a keychain

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14 Upvotes

They both functionally have the gate mechanism. There are also carabiner keychains but we wouldn’t use those to actually climb. So we know there’s a difference between carabiners and keychains. But what actually defines the difference? Is it the shape? The utility?

What if you just made a really strong keychain that doesn’t look like a traditional carabiner and used it to climb, would that become a carabiner?

Or if you used a real carabiner to carry keys, then the carabiner becomes a keychain?

But if someone says picture a keychain you wouldn’t think of carabiner. So we know there’s a difference but what actually is it


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

Any projects worth trying on this boulder next to half dome?

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393 Upvotes

Basically title.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 16h ago

U can learn to do it within 10 minutes

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6 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

Need help 🫠

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353 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

Will this relieve the sexual tension between me and my belayer?

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165 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

Is this time to resole?

169 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

Route setters hate this trick.

363 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

Rate my training routine

136 Upvotes

Real simple. Front lever like a boss, or get mauled by the dog. Who ever tires first loses.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

My brain as a climber with ADHD

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82 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

A CLIMBER ALWAYS WEARS A BELT AND SUSPENDERS

6 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

Could god set a boulder so difficult even he couldn't climb it?

34 Upvotes

Asking for a friend


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

Annual homewall reset

34 Upvotes

Takes me about 6 months to put it back up


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 2d ago

Chat, are holds aid?

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316 Upvotes

This is a v2 at my gym.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

Is considered aid to listening to songs that mention climbing?

2 Upvotes

For example: - Another day by Dream Theater - Reality by Grimes

I am thinking about more examples, but you can also contribute to the aid list :)


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 2d ago

Anybody know of any heavy boulders?

66 Upvotes

So to keep things short I’m a 1250kg climber, I came from a powerman, stronghike, mountain lifting background and have tried to enjoy bouldering. It’s nice not to muck with the rope or fiddle with barbells.

Trouble is I just pick up the boulder. I get distracted partway through and pick it up and throw it over my head. Are there any heavy boulders out there even I can’t lift?


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 2d ago

ATTENTION!

13 Upvotes

I climbed way more pitches than you today. Thus making me a better person.

Please continue on with your less elevated evening


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 3d ago

If you would please consult the graph.

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r/ClimbingCircleJerk 3d ago

Tifu downgrading boyfriends route.

102 Upvotes

Hi, I've been climbing with my boyfriend on and off for couple of years now. Last time we met it was during a competition. He won. He got so lucky because some of the problems got set in his style.

Anyhow, as revenge I checked the area he climbed in and I saw that he did a first assend on an 8C route. I went there the next day to climb it and downgraded it to 8b+ instead.

Now when we talk he doesn't send hearts <3 on messenger anymore.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 3d ago

Is bouldering real rock climbing?

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477 Upvotes

No! This is an artificially molded slab of polyurethane bolted to plywood. It is color-coded and has a rating system that rewards attempts with unnatural spikes of dopamine. There are beanbags on the floor. You are wearing banana-yellow shoes with no tread on them. The air is conditioned and there is lo-fi hip hop playing in the background.

You have never touched granite. You have never feared death. On top of that, you pay a monthly fee from which I can easily live as king dirtbag in yosemite.

This is not rock climbing. It is but a grotesque imitation, a sanitized vertical playground for the risk-averse and chalk-dusted. It is an amalgamation of plastic, plywood, and ego, sculpted into routes that feign adversity but offer none. God had no hand in the creation of this technicolor tomb of frictionless holds and beta sprays. The existence of this artificial crag proves that God is either impotent to stop mankind’s descent into delusion, or indifferent to the horrors unfolding in His kingdom. This pastel prison is more than an indoor gym. It is a monument to mankind’s fear of nature. It is hubris manifest.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 3d ago

Is it aid if I secretly train for 6-12 months and lie about it?

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137 Upvotes

Magdong Meatball here, as a former pro-climber, obviously I'm super fit, and just because I've been doing months of running, cycling, and swimming training - I didn't do them together - so does that count as aid/lying for my "first" 😉 triathlon?


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 3d ago

If I can send a v4 it isn't a v4

100 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 4d ago

Went Bouldering in Australia, This Rock was Vandalized

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320 Upvotes

Me and some gumby friends went bouldering in Kakadu national park but a lot of boulders were vandalized like this, even some nice cave climbs were like this or worse. I guess this really is becoming an epidemic. How dare you vandals!