r/CollegeBasketball • u/daddyphatsakz • 1d ago

You can't handle the truth!!

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u/ebState Iowa State Cyclones 1d ago

Wasn't it the guy who did war crimes who said all this?

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u/CentralFloridaRays Clemson Tigers 1d ago

It tracks that Duke fans think he’s the good guy of the movie

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u/BigMatch_JohnCena Purdue Boilermakers • Florida Gators 21h ago

The movie should be a show and the show should be this

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u/OTN Indiana Hoosiers 1d ago

God, Duke basketball fans are the nerdiest people in existence

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u/Siakim43 Rutgers Scarlet Knights 21h ago edited 21h ago

Hey, don't hate on nerds - a lot of them have to work to get to where they are. Their student body is just a wealthy, privileged rich kid bubble.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/09/07/magazine/duke-economic-diversity.html?smid=nytcore-android-share

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u/OTN Indiana Hoosiers 20h ago

I’m a nerd myself so I get it, but Duke b-ball fans are the “punchable face” type of nerdy.

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u/FervFervington Duke Blue Devils 1d ago

What the hell is this…

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u/milin85 Miami (OH) RedHawks 1d ago

Please tell me you’ve watched A Few Good Men

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u/FervFervington Duke Blue Devils 23h ago

I have not! Should I?

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u/milin85 Miami (OH) RedHawks 23h ago

Yes. 1000 times yes.

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u/smellslikebadussy Virginia Cavaliers • American University … 23h ago

If it’s any consolation, I doubt this dude went to Duke

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u/fluufhead North Carolina Tar Heels 1d ago

Just another Saturday night on the duke blue planet.

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u/mysteresc UCF Knights 23h ago

This just in: Duke is being charged with NCAA rule violations.

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u/Royal_Examination_74 Kansas Jayhawks 23h ago

K ordered the code red laettner face stomp

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u/akersmacker Gonzaga Bulldogs 21h ago edited 14h ago

"Either way, I don't give a damn what you think about my Duke Blue Devils!".

Obviously 🙄

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u/Tobbs26 North Carolina Tar Heels 15h ago

“DID YOU BLOW A 14 POINT LEAD TO HOUSTON IN THE FINAL FOUR?”

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u/PristineStreet34 UConn Huskies 1d ago

Love it, it's delusional but it's fandom.

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u/Baller_2025 12h ago

this is great.

(if you havent seen a few good men, youre not going to get this)

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u/15Warrior15 Houston Cougars 1h ago

Not a Duke fan. But that is pretty good. I just hear Jack saying this.

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u/zerovanillacodered ECU Pirates 1d ago

Here’s the truth: UNC was a successful program when K was playing for Army. We don’t “need you on that wall.”

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u/Roguescholar74 North Carolina Tar Heels 23h ago

Correction, we won our first championship when K was 10. Considered a successful program long before that. (Helms title 1924)

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u/zerovanillacodered ECU Pirates 23h ago

The way I phrased it was not wrong. When K was playing for Army, UNC was a successful program.

But yes, UNC had a title before that.

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u/Roguescholar74 North Carolina Tar Heels 23h ago

Sorry, you were correct just incomplete.