r/CookieClicker • u/XboxeurMan • 1d ago

Discussion Why is switch version so bad ?

Run poorly, no touch screen, no mouse control, no production when game closed

How is it even possible to make progress, at this point it's just been 10H of watching with nothing to do

First ascent is 1 billion cookies and I'm still under 1 million per second

How could they sell such garbage ? It's just a shit port cash grab just as most of pc ports

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u/KaijuCreep 1d ago

..... There's a Switch version?

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u/SackWind 1d ago

Evidently it’s not very good

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u/Fififoop Tier: Self-referential 1d ago

because console is a rushed out trashy port lol, esp switch

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u/XboxeurMan 1d ago

I heard it was a great game that's why I bought it I wish they'd mention it was an inferior version as i'd bought it on steam

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u/Fififoop Tier: Self-referential 1d ago

ah rip

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u/Kitchen-Kiwi7942 18h ago

Could be worse. Mobile version is almost impossible to beat cause its missing a shit ton of content

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u/UnluckyGarbage7 17h ago

Like what? I just started playing it on my phone yesterday.

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u/Kitchen-Kiwi7942 16h ago

Its impossible to beat the game due to a bunch of upgrades, sugar lumps, heavenly upgrades, and minigames missing from the game. Anything past 1Sxd cookies is just completely unbalanced. Its almost completely impossible to reach 1 trevigintillion.

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u/UnluckyGarbage7 15h ago

Damn, that's a shame. I only started playing on steam a month ago and downloaded it on mobile cause my power went out and I wanted to keep playing lol.

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u/Martitoad Endgame 23h ago

If you have a pc play it on website if you can, I haven't tried the switch version but I can imagine how bad it is. Also if you feel stuck you can try to get combos. And don't ascend with 1hc (this made me quit for a year and restart after I came back), wait until like 370 iirc, there is a guide out there on when to ascend that it's really good, I can search it if you want

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u/XboxeurMan 22h ago

I would have to wait 10 years to get 370 HC

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u/Martitoad Endgame 22h ago

With your current production, but it improves, how long would you have to wait at the start to get to 1b cookies with 100cps? Also try combos, for them level up the wizard tower and use the hand when you see a golden cookie, it will spawn another one and if you get different buffs they stack, you can get a x7 with a x777 for clicks and get a x5000 basically for 10 seconds

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u/XboxeurMan 22h ago

I only have 1 wizard tower now I can't do any spell I can just watch the screen while doing nothing it's so boring

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u/Martitoad Endgame 22h ago

I think cookie clicker is a good game to play while you do something else, playing it alone is really boring, I played it 95% of the time during class basically

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u/XboxeurMan 22h ago

But you can't play something else on the switch it don't produce

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u/Corrections96 14h ago

Been working fine for me, idk