r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/[deleted] • Aug 10 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

In Brazil he would taste the leather of the belt for a few years...

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

American, I'd break a buckle on my kids ass. Then, straight to therapy, because that shit ain't normal.

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u/justin_memer Aug 10 '24

I don't even have kids, but I would make him watch me take a hammer to the phone, after texting all his friends some humiliating shit, lol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

That's worse than a belt. Physical pain heals, psychological trauma lasts a lifetime.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

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u/_axeman_ Aug 10 '24

I would literally torture him to death with an inflatable couch

I mean, I don't wanna ask, but....

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u/Danny2Sick Aug 10 '24

hey wut though

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u/ArsonLover Aug 10 '24

Everyone knows that violence is the best parenting tool.