r/CrazyFuckingVideos 7d ago

This seems crazy to me

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u/microvan 7d ago

That’s asmongold

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u/whiterice_343 7d ago edited 7d ago

I refuse to believe that guy is that nasty… it has to be an act right? RIGHT?

Edit: three replies and I’m already disgusted.

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u/Excellent_Routine589 7d ago

He’s had a roach crawl on him mid stream…. Like let that be a barometer to how filthy the dude’s place is

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u/awesomface 7d ago

Tbf roaches come around even if it’s not filthy, but he just has a level of not caring that they’re probably much more common for him.

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u/Excellent_Routine589 7d ago

I mean, never had a roach crawl on me like that, and I grew up as a poor immigrant

However, my family had a trashcan… and I have seen pictures of Asmon’s desk

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

I grew up in a developing country. We lived in one of those giant high-rises the Soviets built for us… bro you can hear them motherfuckers crawling through the old, crusty wallpapers. My parents were kind of clean freaks so while the apartments was shabby, it was absolutely spotless. Couldn’t say the same for our neighbors so we got contact infestation lol. Then we impulse-bought a cat. Within a month or two, I didn’t see a single roach. Ngl, I felt middle class lol. I fucking normalized roach infestation for my whole childhood.

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u/whiterice_343 7d ago

Krushchevka?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Yes!! Looks crude and dystopian but my fuck are they sturdy. Pretty sure they can take an 8.0 magnitude earthquake to the face and be like “who threw that piece of paper at me?”

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u/whiterice_343 7d ago

Got bored one night and looked up the history behind them out of curiosity. After ww2, most of the eastern bloc was destroyed and those apartments were cheap, quick, and easy to mass produce.

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u/Excellent_Routine589 7d ago

Oof! Yeah I never really had that with roaches, both in Mexico and in the US (though since my mention Soviets, my grandparents fled Russia to Mexico during the good ol USSR days)

Like even in Southern Mexico, you’d need to be living in super rural towns or in really poorly built places to have contact with roaches regularly. The worst I remember is that you might see them when taking out the trash, because naturally that’s where they like to be. And it was much of the same when we moved to the US, where on occasion you might see a few spring out when you open the trash bin or some crawling out of a sewer manhole cover at night, etc.

But I’ve never had a roach just crawl on me when totally awake and me being aware of it. I can’t think of any popular streamers where that happens to and they just blow it off like it’s whatever…. Like personally, my ass would IMMEDIATELY go into a cleaning frenzy if that ever happened to me

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Wait, yall fled to Mexico? Where you from? That is so wild. Things must have been pretty fucked up for y’all to flee to Mexico. No shade to the nation of Mexico and its peoples… Thank goodness my friend doesn’t know my reddit account. He’d be pissed if he read what I said about his country… he’d agree with me but berate me regardless, based on general principle lmao. I grew up in Mongolia during the 90s. There’s a shadow to the north, Russia. A shadow to the south, China. Fucking miserable lol.

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u/Excellent_Routine589 7d ago

It’s actually kinda complicated but yeah lots of Soviets sorta fled to Mexico and some used it as a launchpad to get into the US eventually but others kinda just hung around, especially in the northern states from what I can tell. Also Mexico was doing well after WW2 (Mexican Miracle) so it actually was an attractive place to be for some. Great grandparents were Jewish so they HAD to leave in the 40s, and they brought their daughter (my grandma) along with and rest is history.

Fun fact: one of the founders of the Soviet Union was granted asylum in Mexico, Leon Trotsky…. He was eventually assassinated by the Soviet Union. So one of the Soviet figureheads lays to rest in Mexico City lol

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Holy shit, that’s so cool! Now I have to read about this. Thank you for the rabbit hole, kind redditor. Now I’ll be in my bunk… to research!!

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u/bye-feliciana 7d ago

Where is he from? There are bugs in North America along the Gulf and Atlantic coast that are basically roaches, but there's nothing you can do to prevent them from coming in your home. They are not part of an infestation. We call them Palmetto Bugs, but they have other names as well.

People have irrational fears of them. I've had one crawl across my balls sitting on the toilet. My house is clean.

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u/altymcaltington123 5d ago

My house didn't have roaches, and I grew up the kid of two meth addicted alcoholics in the blue ridge mountains.

Although truth be told, the wolf spider infestation and moms cleaning fiascos when doped out of her mind probably helped

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u/AntonioVivaldi7 7d ago

Was the roach dirty though?

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u/Bossa9 7d ago

he used the smell of a dead rat cooking in the afternoon sun as an alarm clock sooo

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u/XAgentNovemberX 6d ago

He wiped the blood from his diseased gums away with his finger and then rubbed it on his wall. He addressed it when somebody on his stream asked why there was blood on the wall.

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u/Thin_General_8594 7d ago

I'm gonna hurl

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u/Mad_Moodin 6d ago

Nope he is.

He is rich af. But he is an extremely cheap and extremely lazy person.

Like the dude literally spends like 2k a month total. While being a multimillionaire. He could easily afford a personal cleaner, he just doesn't care.

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u/whiterice_343 6d ago

Excluding his hygiene issues, I respect someone living a simple life regardless of income. But he needs to clean his room/house and himself.

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u/JoJo-Zeppeli 5d ago

Simple living is one thing, that man is just rotting

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u/whiterice_343 5d ago

That was my point yes

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u/FoxCQC 7d ago

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u/whiterice_343 7d ago

This guy is like the nasty evil twin of penguinz0

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u/downsly46 7d ago

Is this real? This isn’t AI?? He doesn’t shower for 5 weeks???

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u/FoxCQC 7d ago

That YouTuber usually takes scenes or strings together scenes but yes at some point asmon has said that. You can check his reaction video where he nods in agreement.

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u/M3lony8 7d ago

sounds like depression to me

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u/Mad_Moodin 6d ago

Dude has always been like that.

He is the og stinking wow nerd.

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u/Subotail 6d ago

He has less greasy hair now. Less hair especially.

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u/DoodleBrad 7d ago

Wrong.

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u/JoJo-Zeppeli 5d ago

That man had to chase down water with soda. Yes thats not a typp he drank soda AFTER drinking water because water felt wrong in his throat