… and after lashing out, he issues demands that he be allowed this conquered city and left alone, or he will conquer the earth.
Did I imagine the scene where confronting Bloodsport and Ratlady 2.0 where the starro avatar claims the city is theirs?
Do you need the definition of conquering? I mean I get being upset about an adaptation but it just feels like you’re reaching a bit on being upset about this characterization
That is even dumber. They dumbed down Starro into something that makes no sense.
And yes, you imagined it. As it was just mindless CGI spectacle.
Starro brought entire planets down. Movie starro at best lashed out at a small island and got defeated by rats while rock music sounds loud and everyone does shitty quips and jokes.
I’ll make sure not to regret this by muting the thread, but I can tell you’re under 40.
Because this constant fucking idiocy of expecting what you individually envisioned of the source material, and the advent of the internet allowing every moron to voice it as an aggregate of it not matching the source material exactly, is fucking exhausting.
Just grow up an accept that nothing is perfect. It never will be across mediums. And what works on one medium, doesn’t work on others for a multitude of reasons, but to break it down for you, it’s fucking money.
No one is gonna pay money to watch a starro faithful adaptation with full original soundtrack except maybe fucking you.
And Hollywood doesn’t fucking care about you. So keep wasting time bitching I guess. I’m gonna go do something else.
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u/MugiwaraNoGriffin Jun 04 '25
Is he a conqueror or not.