r/DarkBRANDON Jun 11 '25

Dark Newsom is now operational!

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1.4k Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON 8d ago

Jake Tapper can get fcked No swollen ankles. No bruises on his hands. No wheelchair. Dark Brandon still looking fit at 82.

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1.9k Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON 9d ago

Newsom so successful that MAGA needs a safe space away from him!

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1.0k Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON 9d ago

CNN: Breaking News with Jake Tapper

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611 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON 12d ago

Dementia ward

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153 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON 11d ago

Get armed

1 Upvotes

If you’re not practicing your 2A you’re not ready for what’s coming. They’re telling you to your face that they’re coming for us. 2A is written for this exact reason. This is not a call to violence. This is a call to defending yourself


r/DarkBRANDON 12d ago

Made in America 🇺🇸 Our savior 🙏 (x-post from r/GavinNationArmy )

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103 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON 13d ago

I’ll ask you nicely …but he won’t Sometimes you need to fight fire with fire (x-post from r/GavinNationArmy )

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87 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON 14d ago

🍁Dank Brandon 🍁 Dark Brandon has awakened again!

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36 Upvotes

Credit: @thebidensinfocus


r/DarkBRANDON 17d ago

Malarkey It’s time to make a change: Starting with the man in the mirror

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1.1k Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON 19d ago

Barron's is giving Newsom darklord energy and I am all here for it!

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93 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON 25d ago

Dark Brandonson says, “Fuck that, that’s not gonna happen” after Melania threatens to sue him for a billion dollars if he doesn’t apologize. No joke.

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r/DarkBRANDON Aug 06 '25

Malarkey South Park and chill?

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212 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jul 31 '25

Let's bring on the 🔥

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1.9k Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jul 30 '25

Will you shut up man? (ง'̀-'́)ง True Scenes from the aDmInIsTrAtIoN

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96 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jul 31 '25

This is a BIG fucking deal Not telling the whole story can be as bad as lying

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6 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jul 29 '25

Malarkey Dark Breathed Bloom County Boys

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72 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jul 25 '25

"The Biden administration engaged in a public and private pressure campaign to compel Netanyahu to reject the ethnic cleansing calls of his far-right allies. It worked. Then Biden lost."

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5 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jul 25 '25

Trump Calls On Biden to “Release Victoria’s Secret” - LiarsBible.com

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r/DarkBRANDON Jul 23 '25

This is a BIG fucking deal How many months of vacation per year do you get to take? Do you also make $174,000 per year?

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441 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jul 21 '25

Dark Hunter Unleased! Hunter Biden Goes Absolutely Scorched Earth on Donald Trump and His Immigration Policy!

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822 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jul 21 '25

Dark Brandon starts Twitter beef over comments by CEO of Exxon

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240 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jul 19 '25

Look Fat, here’s the deal #eattherich

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391 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jul 17 '25

Will you shut up man? (ง'̀-'́)ง Relatable

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332 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jul 17 '25

Malarkey He’s behind everything!

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136 Upvotes