r/DarkBRANDON Jul 15 '25

He walked into the cemetery alone… No entourage. No speech. Just a father, ten years later, still whispering a name: Beau…

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380 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jul 13 '25

It is crazy that this is the top of reddit the same day that conspiracy theorists cannot figure out why Trump is withholding the Epstein report.

198 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jul 07 '25

Reality has a way of intruding Well… fuck…

704 Upvotes

Listen, folks: I think fascism is officially on our shores. That’s done. I’m not even able to hope that it might not get that bad anymore. There’s a concentration camp in Florida. I’m perfectly willing to listen to anyone say it’s not a concentration camp and hear you out, but… I suspect anyone thinking that doesn’t know the things about the history of concentration camps that I know. That’s not to shame anyone and I would love to be wrong. I just don’t think I am.

Unfortunately, the concentration camp isn’t even my biggest concern. The 31 shackled bodies’ pieces that have washed up on the coast of Spain have me close to convinced that genocide has already started in America. I’m open to skepticism about the worst things that could be happening. But I don’t want regret being overly skeptical.

I can’t overturn this administration alone. I encourage everyone to download ICEBlock (or any similar apps) on your phones and get ready to take to the streets. This is still our country. We’re smarter than them and we’re correct. “Facts have a liberal bias” to quote Stephen Colbert. I believe we have greater numbers, too. Do not give up hope. Be ready to do whatever it is that you’re capable of to chase the nazis back into their holes.

And this time? Let’s light those fuckers’ holes on fire.

Dark Brandon Is Forever 🤘😎🍦


r/DarkBRANDON Jul 04 '25

Look Fat, here’s the deal So… what do we call today, right now?

250 Upvotes

I don’t feel like celebrating American Independence, currently. It is technically “Independence Day” but… boo…


r/DarkBRANDON Jul 03 '25

The Dark Brandon lives in the shadows!

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154 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jun 28 '25

A genuine reflection in a genuflection

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1.5k Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jun 27 '25

Story number 1,847 that deserves money attention from the media than Biden's age.

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2.6k Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jun 28 '25

You’re looking at a middle class guy Joe A’Biden the solemnity of the occasion

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631 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jun 27 '25

He won't stop telling us what the media doesn't want you to know.

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1.6k Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jun 24 '25

If any Iranian sleeper cell does exist this is how they would do it.

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2.1k Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jun 24 '25

DB to Big Pharma: No more malarkey, Fat

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489 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jun 24 '25

This is a BIG fucking deal Remember when this was peak Republican?

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952 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jun 24 '25

IT’S LANDERTIME

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28 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jun 24 '25

DarkLanders is now operational!

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96 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jun 22 '25

Malarkey Dunkin’ Bait

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769 Upvotes

Dunkin’ Bait


r/DarkBRANDON Jun 20 '25

Above Average Joe ❤️ No campaign. No spotlight. Biden stood in Galveston to honor Juneteenth where it began. That’s not politics. That’s character.

1.9k Upvotes

"Former President Joe Biden attended a Juneteenth Emancipation service in Galveston, Texas on Thursday where he talked about preserving history, touching on the topic of school teachings."

https://nitter.poast.org/TND/status/1935903055284682902#m


r/DarkBRANDON Jun 20 '25

Gavin Newsom signed a ban on private for profit prisons. Now ICE is renewing the contracts.

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302 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jun 18 '25

Brad Lander may be the Darkest of the NYC candidates. I hope we get him elected!

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313 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jun 18 '25

NYTimes and EzraKlein are ranking Brad Landers first, hoping this helps him win the race!

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24 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jun 18 '25

I made a sub for Lander

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3 Upvotes

Let's go Brad


r/DarkBRANDON Jun 17 '25

This is a BIG fucking deal “You [UT Senator Mike Lee] exploited the murder of a lifetime public servant and her husband to post some sick burns about Democrats. Did you see this as an excellent opportunity to get likes and retweet[s]? Have you absolutely no conscience? No decency?” — MN Senator Tina Smith staffer Ed Shelleby

783 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jun 16 '25

CNN Data Guru Reveals Newsom’s Trump Takedown Eclipsed Joe Rogan

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365 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jun 16 '25

Missing the peaceful Dark Brandon days Dark Brandon scared them while Tang The Conqueror made them lol at him

575 Upvotes

This was posted on a Russian media outlet. They are downright making fun of him, and he deserves it too.

We lost a man of honor and integrity to this fcking clown show. I miss the days of Dark Brandon and our Joyful Warrior where I didn't have to doomscroll, or worry about anyone in the Biden-Harris administration making us look like fools. I miss those days dearly.


r/DarkBRANDON Jun 15 '25

Made in America 🇺🇸 They called him sleepy Joe, because we could actually sleep easy

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556 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jun 15 '25

I hear the cheap bastard doesn't even tip!

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549 Upvotes