r/DeathBattleMatchups • u/fhxefj • Feb 12 '25

Memes and Joke Matchups What's the worst example of this?

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This is how I feel about a lot of Alastor matchups, especially Alastor vs Calypso which I just learned about today

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u/Practical-Ebb7327 Feb 12 '25

blitz vs Uzi doormann form murder drone, do i need to say more. ok let just say that the goth girl has a eldritch god.

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u/Lytell11 🎤Hatsune Miku vs Barbie👗 Enjoyer Feb 12 '25

Why must all Glitch Production MUs be like this?

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u/True-Obligation-9471 Feb 12 '25

Hey man smg4 vs cell is goated

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u/Lytell11 🎤Hatsune Miku vs Barbie👗 Enjoyer Feb 12 '25

Not counting SMG4 since that’s its own channel

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u/Lytell11 🎤Hatsune Miku vs Barbie👗 Enjoyer Feb 12 '25

Also yeah it’s goated lol

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u/Practical-Ebb7327 Feb 12 '25

wait there are more bad glitch match up, can you tell me please who

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u/Lytell11 🎤Hatsune Miku vs Barbie👗 Enjoyer Feb 12 '25

Well… all of Uzi’s matchups (Charlie, V1, Flint Lockwood, etc)

N Vs Denji

Cyn Vs (the villian machine from Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs)

Caine Vs Four

Pomni Vs Liam (HFJONE)

I have never seen a Tari matchup

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u/Allhaildegen Feb 12 '25

Tari vs Miko is the og Glitch matchup

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u/AdministrativeTry834 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair Feb 12 '25

I got a Glitch MU that isn't a stomp

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u/Lytell11 🎤Hatsune Miku vs Barbie👗 Enjoyer Feb 12 '25

Pics or it didn’t happen

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u/AdministrativeTry834 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair Feb 12 '25

Not sure if it counts but-

The Amazing Digital Circus vs B3313 (Glitch vs SM64 Mod Community)

Connections: Worlds based on old games (B3313 is based on early builds of SM64 and TADC is based on various old style computer games) ruled by a AI that changes the world for its "players" (Caine and the Circus Members and the Personalisation AI and Mario/The Player).

However, although the world's LOOK friendly at first, they soon reveal the unpleasant, scary and downright DISTURBING side of thing's hiding behind their cheery facades (Abstraction, No Exit, terrifying adventures and other things that take a toll on your psyche for TADC, and B3313's whole gimmick is this after you get to a certain point).

Contrasts: The Personalisation AI in B3313 is evil and Mario is a figure controlled by the player who seemingly doesn't have sentience/care about what dangers he faces in the mod or what danger the player puts him into, while Caine is "considered" evil but is really just clueless to his "player's" suffering and is trying to understand humans better, making him "good" (kinda) and the Circus Members are actual humans NOT controlled by a player trapped inside a game they want no part in and are WELL aware of the danger in their "adventures".

Fight Potential: Well, their's not much of a "fight" and this is more of the "what if" scenario type of thing, but it would be neat to see the Circus Members and Caine + Bubble being split up and having to face not only normal Mario enemies but the warped creature's and anomalies of B3313 aswell. Their may even be a finale of Caine rounding everyone up and summoning every NPC he's made against The Personalisation AI and it's many creatures for a mini army war.

Animation/Banter: It'd be in 3D, and the animation would be very subtle, as in not full on horror until very late into the fight as the animation slowly transitions from funny into spooky. The various Circus members different personalities clashing with the emptiness and anomalies of the castle and the various NPC's would lead to some pretty funny dialogue (Pomni being cautious, Ragatha trying to befriend the NPC's, Jax being a dick, Gangle and Kinger being scared of literally everything, and Zooble not giving a shit about everything going on).

Music: Something like this song, which is a perfect fight to compare this fight too

Until TADC is fully finished tho, the full potential of this fight/scenario is still not revealed yet.

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u/Chemical_Raccoon2778 Feb 12 '25

The best I can think of for Uzi is Uzi vs Penny (RWBY)

Two antisocial teen bots find unlikely friends, along the way gain powers beyond their comprehension, and fight an evil seemingly way above them.

Uzi certainly out scales Penny in power output but Penny is more then capable of one shoting Uzi in return, their speed tiers are very even as far as im concerned, and their versatile tool kits make for overall decent fight potential.

It's very much glass cannon vs glass cannon which we don't have enough of, theme is a bit of a stretch but it's enough. Thoughts?

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u/thatgirlgreyc Feb 12 '25

Is that N the one from pokemon? Because I honestly wouldn't have thought of that as a mu but now that I am I kinda like it