r/DeathBattleMatchups OMORI vs The Batter Fan May 05 '25

Memes and Joke Matchups Breaking my silence...

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u/SavingsTechnical5489 May 05 '25

“Deals one damage to Shedinja before getting one shotted”

yeah that’s why he beats shedinja

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u/actuallycorrection Sans vs The Judge Supporter May 05 '25

Shedinja, when Sans uses his news letter, vacuum mouth powers to bypass Wonder gaurd. (It's a flying type move)

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u/Aware_Tree1 May 08 '25

Gaster Blaster is probably a ghost type move, so that’ll do well for him. Unfortunately all of his bone attacks are gonna be ground type, as all bone type moves are

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u/UnkarsThug May 09 '25

Shadow Bone is ghost type.

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u/Casual_Agenda May 05 '25

Sans when Shedinja uses Shadow Sneak:

In all seriousness, that matchup might actually be a tie since Sans can also skip the players turn to strike first. Whoever wins depends on who you believe gets the first hit. Sans skipping the first turn, or Shedinja’s priority attack.

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u/fingerlicker694 Sorry, was that important? May 05 '25

Shedinja's priority attack exists within the framework of turns, whereas Sans's turn skip subverts and supplants that framework. Same reason Immeasurable > Infinite (I AM NOT APPLYING THESE SPEEDS TO EITHER COMBATANT, I AM SIMPLY USING IT AS A POINT OF COMPARISON)

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone May 05 '25

Shedinja shadow sneak hits before flash cannon which is a light based attack, making shedinja faster than light, meanwhile sans cant even kill a small child

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u/Mechaman_54 May 05 '25

Well they don't fire flash cannon before shedding goes, shedding goes and then flash cannon is fired

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u/eseer1337 May 12 '25

Shedingone when the cannon is fired

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u/Use_Splash129 May 05 '25

But isn't Shedinja faster though? And unlike Sans, Shedinja has moves that guarantee it a hit on Sans.

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u/Unusual-Anteater-988 🔥Bowser vs Eggman Fan🥚 May 05 '25

Only faster if you deny Sans his FTL scaling, and Shedinja's guarantee hit move is Mind Reader which makes his next attack a surefire hit, which means he can be blitzed down before that attack. And bypassing the accuracy check doesn't bypass the Protect variants, so Sans could just intercept the attack.

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u/unusualicicle May 05 '25

sans undertale is not faster than light bro 💔

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u/Unusual-Anteater-988 🔥Bowser vs Eggman Fan🥚 May 05 '25

People use lightning, meteors, and freaking Tsundreplane to scale Sans' speed, scaling him off Knight Knight’s sunlight honestly isn't that far off of what people easily accept for him. And Frisk not being able to hit him even with Sea Tea doubling their speed results in him upscaling whatever you use for him that's not just dodging pistol fire.

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u/Soft_Door_9866 Chara/Frisk vs The Batter Fan May 05 '25

People use lightning, meteors, and freaking Tsundreplane to scale Sans' speed, scaling him off Knight Knight’s sunlight honestly isn't that far off of what people easily accept for him.

That's what I have been saying, Light Speed Undertale isn't any less valid than Lighting Speed Undertale

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u/MrChainsawHog May 05 '25

Yeah, but the attacks in undertale are also a guaranteed hit under regular circumstances...so how does that work?

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u/Aware_Tree1 May 08 '25

Sans skips the player’s attacking turn to attack first so he must have some sort of priority

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u/Strange-Daikon4912 May 05 '25

"Beats Shedinja" Deals 1 damage

Isn't...Isn't that enough?

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u/Wii4Mii 🔫🩸V1 vs Neon White Fan ◻️◽ May 05 '25

The humble Focus Sash:

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u/FishyFries2_0 May 05 '25

Live Shedinja Reaction:

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u/Wii4Mii 🔫🩸V1 vs Neon White Fan ◻️◽ May 05 '25

Gamefreak didn't let him into Scarlet/Violet because he would've solod the verse smh.

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u/An_average_moron FOOTDIVE! May 05 '25

This mfer when I Rough Skin

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u/Wii4Mii 🔫🩸V1 vs Neon White Fan ◻️◽ May 05 '25

Nuh uh

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u/An_average_moron FOOTDIVE! May 05 '25

Dual Wingbeat

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u/Wii4Mii 🔫🩸V1 vs Neon White Fan ◻️◽ May 05 '25

Tera electric air balloon Wonder Guard

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u/Strange-Daikon4912 May 05 '25

Clear Amulet prevents stat drops, you need Punching Glove for prevent rough skin

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u/Wii4Mii 🔫🩸V1 vs Neon White Fan ◻️◽ May 05 '25

The Ability Shield around the focus sash prevents Rough Skin from triggering.

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u/Strange-Daikon4912 May 05 '25

Oh, I confused with Amulet. MB

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u/Lord-Snowball1000 Sinestro vs Terumi Fan May 05 '25

Shedinja when I use toxic:

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u/Wii4Mii 🔫🩸V1 vs Neon White Fan ◻️◽ May 05 '25

Lum Berry:

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u/Lord-Snowball1000 Sinestro vs Terumi Fan May 05 '25

Can't use the Lum Beery twice.

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u/Wii4Mii 🔫🩸V1 vs Neon White Fan ◻️◽ May 05 '25

It's Shedover :(

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u/Ultrite1 May 05 '25

Ippo mentioned

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

Shedinja toughed it out so you wouldn't feel sad!

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u/RohanKishibeyblade May 05 '25

Sans’ attacks hit multiple times

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u/Strange-Daikon4912 May 05 '25

What if Sans throws a rock at him...TWICE?!

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u/Wii4Mii 🔫🩸V1 vs Neon White Fan ◻️◽ May 05 '25

He's immune to rock type moves

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u/Strange-Daikon4912 May 05 '25

If only he had tera 💔💔💔

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u/Nickest_Nick May 05 '25

It's a tie

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u/legendarynerd002 May 05 '25

Clearly, you have never watched an Undertale Sans fight animation. May we all laugh at your ignorance and foolishness. Truly, blessed are the ignorant. Hohoho.

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u/According_Ice_4863 May 05 '25

Sans is interesting in that he is entirely dependent on his hax. When fighting Sans all that matterrs is your sins, your speed and your accuracy.

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u/TheKillerYTz May 05 '25

It being based on sins is a theory only

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u/Aware_Tree1 May 08 '25

His primary damaging ability is literally called Karma and he only fights you if you killed everything you could get your hands on. It might not be confirmed but you’ve gotta have some level of reading comprehension, right?

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u/TheKillerYTz May 08 '25

Its not confirmed, I believe its true but its not confirmed. You do have intelligence to know the difference between implications and straight up statements correct?

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u/Conqueeftodor May 05 '25

What do you mean theory?

Like you as the player actively take damage from it

An unbelievable amount in universe

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u/TheKillerYTz May 05 '25

0 Confirmation its based on Sins

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u/Own_Profession_4357 May 06 '25

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u/TheKillerYTz May 06 '25

Yes, implied. This is what Implied means. We still have no confirmation it, on how it works. Does it work only in killing? Or in any sin? Does it matter how the victim feels? Does the victim need to be councious? 0 Information

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u/SoftShark May 07 '25

By that logic I guess it's implied that Sans is a skeleton

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u/No-Beginning8048 May 05 '25

wouldnt KARMA do more damage? i dont think Judge would be affected cuz he didn't do "bad" things, unless you count him not stopping Batter sooner or killing him in the Judge ending, (idk if Gojo did anything bad)

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u/Unusual-Anteater-988 🔥Bowser vs Eggman Fan🥚 May 05 '25

Yes, but even without Karma, Sans still does one damage per frame. Sans without Karma is essentially Sans with an 80% nerf to his attack output as Karma is 4 extra damage per frame.

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u/Aware_Tree1 May 08 '25

Undertale runs at 30 fps. So if all he gets is 1 second to attack you and no karma damage, that’s 30 damage which is pretty good (and would kill Shedinja if he uses the Gaster Blaster)

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u/Unusual-Anteater-988 🔥Bowser vs Eggman Fan🥚 May 08 '25

Yeah, and with Sans usually having 4 Gaster Blasters out in any given attack, that's 120 damage, which would kill the Judge in 33.3 seconds. Blitzing Judge down without Karma should be doable.

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u/eseer1337 May 12 '25

Proclaim to me the sin of Shedinja.

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ FOOTDIVE! May 05 '25

Can't tell if this is ragebait or not.

But...Sans's entire gimmick is that he abuse's the rules around him to get by the whole "doing 1 damage" thing.

Also counter argument: Gojo losing to the weakest thing in Undertale would be kinda funny

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u/WarriorWare May 05 '25

Specifically, the whole deal with doing one damage is that 1 damage attacks don’t activate I-frames, and unlike most such attacks, his don’t disappear on contact either, so they’re doing damage on every active frame like in Super Smash Flash 1.

Even just applying Undertale’s own frame rate, rather than making some insane extrapolation that it’s doing one damage every instant, you don’t need me to tell you it adds up fast.

That said, imo, it could be argued that Sans’ attacks only “do 1 damage” relative to Frisk’s own durability. This does raise the floor of Sans’ power pretty high, but also defines a hard ceiling too, though more importantly, the exploit arguably doesn’t really apply to anyone besides Frisk. On the other hand, I-frames aren’t real (not for most characters anyway) so presumably you are getting hit every frame, as well, that’s kinda how getting hit by a laser works. I dunno. It’s not like “HP” is real either so it gets speculative fast.

Idk what Sans has that could get around Infinity other than turning Gojo’s soul blue and flinging him around, but that only does damage during the last attack in that fight, and (as far as I know) it can’t actually kill you.

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u/Temple475 May 05 '25

Well his power gimmick thing - Karmic Retribution is stronger the more violent the opponent is(it'll actually be less strong if you fight him at lower LV by modifying your save or using mods)

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ FOOTDIVE! May 06 '25

KR doesn't change with LV, at least not officially.

Mods aren't canon and shouldn't be used for scaling.

And it's never stayed in canon for it to work that way.

Also, KR and Sans removing your invincibility frames are 2 seperate mechanics in the files, so Sans is fully capable of doing more than just 1 damage even if the opponent took 0 damage from KR.

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u/Rocky_Senpai15 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair May 05 '25

That really wouldn't do much let's be honest here.

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u/Present-Judgment-843 May 05 '25

Unless the rules have to be applied in the fight. Since he does attack the fight options. Which could be seen as the battlebox being something that needs to be taken into account as part of a fight with a monster in undertale.

Also, with other things like Papyrus and flowey also seeing the soul within the battle box and how Asgore can destroy the mercy button. The battlebox isn't just some gimmick for the undertale world for the player to use so they can fight in this world.

If it doesn't work outside the universe. Then yeah, Sans loses to just about everyone. But if it can. Then there are explanations for why sans could win. But for a lot of them. It would still be a toss-up.

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ FOOTDIVE! May 05 '25

I mean they seem to work wonders on Frisk

And Sans has canonically killed Flower on multiple occasions (Flowey claims Sans caused him "his fair share of resets")

So clearly it seems to be working just fine

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u/Particular_Wing_6441 Yuji vs Denji Fan May 05 '25

Glazing? Nah. It’s all true.

Just like the FTL Napstablook feat is 100% legit and totally isn’t just a gag statement not meant to be taken seriously.

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u/Anteater-Outside My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair May 05 '25

Sans thinks he's Bowser 🥀

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u/actuallycorrection Sans vs The Judge Supporter May 05 '25

Napstablook is actually irrelevant speed. They just never feel motivated enough to go that fast

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u/Fun_EchoEcho4692 Luz Vs Anne Fan May 05 '25

That's a fact, My glorious blue-eyed king is FTL.

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u/ZealousidealData8316 Cyn vs Malware Fan May 05 '25

this feels very hatefull

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u/Wii4Mii 🔫🩸V1 vs Neon White Fan ◻️◽ May 05 '25

Because it's TRUE. My glorious goat Shedinja shall solo.

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u/EyeSoapYes OMORI vs The Batter Fan May 05 '25

Yes people should NEVER in ANY CIRCUMSTANCE WHATSOEVER think Sans EVER had a SINGLE CHANCE of beating ANYONE and this is CAPITALIZED so you can tell it's VERY IMPORTANT

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u/Extension-Smoke9009 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair May 05 '25

Diary of a wimpy kid ahh sentence 💀

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u/ZealousidealData8316 Cyn vs Malware Fan May 05 '25

people can have differnt view about powerscaling but you are being a full hater and jerk about it

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u/lily_was_taken May 05 '25

Dude,the circlejerk subreddits are over there

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u/Melodic-Book-7935 Room Vs Omori Fan May 05 '25

Wrong sub. r/whowouldcirclejerk is down the hall and to the left

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u/lily_was_taken May 05 '25

OP's gonna freak out when he discovers Heavy Weapons Guy or Pyro Teamfortress2( deals a small amount of damage a bunch of times,quickly racking up, as opposed to just having one big attack that fires every shot at once )

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u/dugthepewdsfan 🦔Sonic vs. Goku 🐉 enthusiast May 05 '25

Damn that's crazy bro, too bad I like Sans UnderTale and thus all your arguments have been invalidated, good day sir

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u/PriestHelix May 05 '25

Every Undertale character beats Gojo, dipshit. It came free with your soul based combat system

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u/Ok_Succotash_3763 May 05 '25

Soul attacks that travel to the opponent to do damage beat the person who makes it impossible for attacks to reach him?

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u/Aware_Tree1 May 08 '25

The soul attacks take place outside the body. That’s why your soul is in that little box. And that isn’t an attack with travel speed, that’s a mechanic

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u/Thomas20021023 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair May 05 '25

Okay but why would they attack the soul and risk breaking said soul when they need said soul

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u/Istoleachickennugget May 08 '25

it's Pokémon wild battle logic

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u/EyeSoapYes OMORI vs The Batter Fan May 05 '25

My good friends called outspeeding and AOE attacks:

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u/Casual_Agenda May 05 '25

Nah Sans can just skip Gojo’s turn to attack first.

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u/PriestHelix May 05 '25

Nah man, Frogit beats Gojo, trust

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u/Helpful-Emotion9256 Yuji vs Denji Fan May 05 '25

Isn’t sans like unironically faster unless you buy ftl jjk, which is massively inconsistent?

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u/Megafan1337 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair May 05 '25

Isn't Gojo like unironically faster unless you buy FTL UT, which is massively inconsistent?

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u/Helpful-Emotion9256 Yuji vs Denji Fan May 05 '25

No? If you take away ftl arguments for both gojo is like mach 300 and sans is massively hyper sonic+, which is faster still

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u/Aware_Tree1 May 08 '25

Sans is faster if he uses game mechanics, slower if he uses actual movement

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u/Usual_Database307 Flowey vs The Princess Fan May 05 '25

Except physical defense equates to the defense of the soul in Undertale. That’s why wearing physical armor protects you.

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u/megustaelpanmucho May 05 '25

If it's the physical of the armor what protects the SOUL, explain how the hearth locket gives more defense than the Temmie armor

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u/Usual_Database307 Flowey vs The Princess Fan May 05 '25
  1. That doesn’t undercut my actual point at all. Either way, physical armor still protects the soul. We also know for a fact that soul attacks affect the body, given Toriel’s fireballs can knock away Flowey, she claims you look hurt if you take damage, and Mettaton says the phrase “despite the injuries you pose” if you’re hurt.
  2. The normal form of the heart locket has lesser defense, and it being higher in genocide is likely due to the emotions Chara (who’s more in control in that route) associates with it.
  3. We don’t know what the Temmie Armor actually looks like. You shouldn’t assume it’s a full set, and given Tem’s preferred cereal is torn up construction paper, I wouldn’t trust it to be the absolute best of quality.

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u/megustaelpanmucho May 05 '25
  1. That doesn’t undercut my actual point at all. Either way, physical armor still protects the soul. We also know for a fact that soul attacks affect the body, given Toriel’s fireballs can knock away Flowey

That examples kinda prove what i say

Toriel's fireballs affecting just show that Magic can affect both, the same happens in the pacifist ending where Asgore gets hit by the fireballs and his HP doesn't get affect, so affect the body doesn't affect the SOUL

she claims you look hurt if you take damage, and Mettaton says the phrase “despite the injuries you pose” if you’re hurt.

She also claim that you look hurt when you get to her house, even when you have full HP, again it shows that the body gets affected if the SOUl gets hit but if the body gets hit it doesn't affect the SOUL

  1. The normal form of the heart locket has lesser defense, and it being higher in genocide is likely due to the emotions Chara (who’s more in control in that route) associates with it.

That also proves that what buffs the defense isn't the physical form of the armor instead it's the emotions, that basically proves my point

  1. We don’t know what the Temmie Armor actually looks like. You shouldn’t assume it’s a full set, and given Tem’s preferred cereal is torn up construction paper, I wouldn’t trust it to be the absolute best of quality.

Again, being called a armor implies that the body would be more covered that the locket, You also have the cowboy hat and tutu that also should cover way more surface of the body than the locket

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u/Rush_81 God’s strongest Guts Vs Dimitri Fan ⚔️ May 10 '25

She also claim that you look hurt when you get to her house, even when you have full HP, again it shows that the body gets affected if the SOUl gets hit but if the body gets hit it doesn't affect the SOUL

100% sure this is just ludonarrative dissonance, toriel mentions you're hurt even if you're at full HP because the story intends you to be hurt, and creating unique interactions depending on your HP value is not a reasonable thing to expect out of any developer. 

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u/megustaelpanmucho May 10 '25

The thing is that if you don't get hurt it, the dialogue changes, even then, in Snowdin we get a talk about monster food and for example it doesn't go through all the body, that kinda proves that the monster food could be incapable of cure the body because it feeds the SOUL not the body

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u/CommonRoutine3852 May 05 '25

Just to clarify, soul attacks don't bypass Limitless only CE Reinforcement cuz if that was the case then Toji would have used the Soul Split Katana rather than ISOH

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u/Moofieee 🏆 Thumbnail Contest Winner 🏆 May 05 '25

so true…..

But I’m pretty sure sans has canonically beat Flowey several times.

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u/UnAnon10 May 05 '25

I mean that’s not really super impressive, Flowey isn’t particularly strong by himself and only becomes really powerful after the events of the game with Omega and Asriel since he never had access to the souls before

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u/No-Beginning8048 May 05 '25

he did? when

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u/Over_Sentence_1487 May 05 '25

It's stated in a neutral ending that the only two people to consistently make him reset, because of their fights at least, were sans and asgore

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u/Jinsye May 05 '25

Flowey said that Sans caused him his fair share of resets in one of the Neutral endings I think.

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u/Rocky_Senpai15 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair May 05 '25

Said Flower only has the durability and endurance of a Flower, so killing him is not impressive on its own.

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u/Thomas20021023 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair May 05 '25

Has higher ATK and DEF than Sans

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u/strangetransmissions DIO vs Sukuna fan May 05 '25

realistically anyone with superior speed just blitzes and actually one shots him.

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u/Rocky_Senpai15 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair May 05 '25

Yeah, Sans is kinda fodder.

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u/Helpful-Emotion9256 Yuji vs Denji Fan May 05 '25

Good thing most of his popular opponents don’t out speed him

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u/Rocky_Senpai15 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair May 06 '25

Isn't he alsko pit against Ghost Rider and Bill Cipher? Those are aswell his popular opponents btw.

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u/Helpful-Emotion9256 Yuji vs Denji Fan May 06 '25
  1. Bill is mostly a joke mu, a different vs show paired them up together and it got really popular as a joke for that reason, but it’s a bad mu and pretty much no one unironically wants it to happen

  2. Ghost rider is not a popular option for sans, it’s there, but not as nearly as known as judge for example

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u/Jevilgaming101 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair May 05 '25

Sans stomps your GOAT doesn't he?

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u/Chemical_Music_3906 🐉Kobayashi vs Makima Fan⛓️ May 05 '25

This post now gives me a question: How does ignoring invincibility frames work outside of a video game?

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u/Unusual-Anteater-988 🔥Bowser vs Eggman Fan🥚 May 05 '25

It bypasses two layered intangibility (I-Frames make Frisk unable to be damaged by soul-destroying magic) and essentially multiplies Sans' attack power. Basically, if Sans attacks you for an entire second you get hit 30 times in that second.

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u/Ayden3102isagoodname May 05 '25

So as long as the attack stays in contact with the attacked it keeps dealing damage?

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u/Unusual-Anteater-988 🔥Bowser vs Eggman Fan🥚 May 05 '25

Yes, with Karma acting like a poison status (4 added damage per frame taking effect over time and gradually slowing) after contact is broken.

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u/Cultural-Horror3977 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair May 05 '25

Like how a normal attack outside a video game functions

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u/Unusual-Anteater-988 🔥Bowser vs Eggman Fan🥚 May 05 '25

Do. . . Do you not know that Sand still deals 30 damage per second even without Karma? Karma's just the ensuing poison effect.

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u/RedditFan198 Doomsday vs SCP-682 fan May 05 '25

Does he deal bonus damage if you’re from Star Wars

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u/Present-Judgment-843 May 05 '25

How many people died when the death star fired at the planet? Apply that to his karma on either Emperor Palpatine, Darth Vader, or everyone if those deaths apply to everyone. So it's basically even more damage, so yes. It's bonus damage due to how the karma ability works in undertale.

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u/501stAppo1 May 05 '25

Palpatine after getting hit by one gaster blaster:

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u/actuallycorrection Sans vs The Judge Supporter May 05 '25

Nah,he wins some of his matchups

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u/someguyfrominternet0 May 05 '25

Its not wank when its truth🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/SCP_Void May 05 '25

Like, I agree, but the “only deals 1 damage“ thing is dumb. His whole thing is that he fucks around with the game mechanics. He deals only one damage but he also removes your I-frames, so it‘s one damage per game tick.

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u/Projekt_Sarkaz 🌅👁 Depressed Shinichi Izumi vs Hyun Cha Enjoyer 🏢🌅 May 05 '25

Soap how could you....

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u/Gabibbo_7Z May 05 '25

Don't care i hate JJK i want him to solo that verse

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u/bandit-of-robbers Wally West vs Archie Sonic Fan May 05 '25

How do you meat ride a character with no meat

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u/Repulsive_Gene_7176 May 05 '25

he has a bone(r)

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u/lily_was_taken May 05 '25

Big boner down the lane /ref

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u/KhanhMrWolf The second coming vs Henry stickmin fan May 05 '25

HATE TO MY SEXY GLAZED MÀN WOULD NOT BE TOLERATED

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u/TheKillerYTz May 05 '25

1 damage is all the goat needs fr

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u/xx_swegshrek_xx My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair May 05 '25

Sans really only works in the context of an undertale style battle

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u/Ceo_of_fiction True Man vs Batgos Connoisseur May 05 '25

Freddy Fazbear is MU for Sans and he wins that so haha

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u/Medicmainhere May 05 '25

I mean, he does have 1 canon w, stopping Floweys genocide runs.

If I’m remembering it correctly, during the genocide, Flwoey does tell you he’s tried the exact same thing as you but was always stopped by Sans at the hall.

If I’m getting this wrong though, let me know. It’s been a while since I played Undertale.

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u/Lightbuster31 May 05 '25

Would've been better if your silence stayed silent. This meme style is so ass.

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u/Wolveyplays07 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair May 05 '25

💀

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u/Tljunior20 Valentine vs Armstrong fan May 05 '25

I mean he technically has hundreds of Ws

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u/CommitASin May 05 '25

Not forgetting they put this guy against Bill Cypher back then

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

The ‘All UNDERTALE characters damage your soul’ argument is so funny cuz Frisk upgrades their souls defense by putting clothing on their body.

This also does not track with UNDERTALE’s story at all. Asgore has human souls, implying he killed the previous humans physical bodies while their souls remained unharmed.

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u/thehsitoryguy 🦔Sonic vs. Goku 🐉 enthusiast May 05 '25 edited May 05 '25

Weak ass agenda post,all artificial hate

Anyway he duranegs judge due to soul hax and just being vastly faster

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u/Snooworlddevourer69 May 05 '25

He's not faster

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u/thehsitoryguy 🦔Sonic vs. Goku 🐉 enthusiast May 05 '25

FTL Off got debunked

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u/Snooworlddevourer69 May 05 '25

I dont buy the debunks

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u/Helpful-Emotion9256 Yuji vs Denji Fan May 05 '25

What’s wrong with them?

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u/thehsitoryguy 🦔Sonic vs. Goku 🐉 enthusiast May 05 '25

Okay?? Just because you dont accept it doesnt mean it isnt a valid argument to bring up

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u/Snooworlddevourer69 May 05 '25

If anything I'd argue that the MHS+ calcs for Undertale are more questionable than the FTL arguments for OFF

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u/Equivalent_Ant6794 The second coming vs Henry stickmin fan May 05 '25

 Frisk upgrades their souls defense by putting clothing on their body.

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u/Rcumist May 07 '25

Not faster + soul hax are bullshit

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u/thehsitoryguy 🦔Sonic vs. Goku 🐉 enthusiast May 07 '25

FTL off in big 2025

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u/Good_Morning_World01 Artist 🎨 May 05 '25

I will maintain the Sans agenda until I die

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u/TankOfflaneMain May 05 '25

“Feed me toddlers”

SAY SANS, I HEAR YOU LIKE EM YOUNG! HE NOT LIKE US HE NOT LIKE US HE NOT LIKE US!

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u/jackakm May 07 '25

the same amount of time that went into making this image could have gone into setting up a CV

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u/Diavolo_Death_4444 May 05 '25

Eh, he still does 30 damage a second which is pretty goddamn high. Karma would also work on most of his opponents.

Also… “Does 1 damage to Shedinja and then gets one shot and ends the battle because Shedinja has 1 HP”

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u/YourMoreLocalLurker My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair May 05 '25

People just forgetting Sans doesn’t have 1 hp, he has 1 defence, he’s the equivalent of a normal dude with a shirt on (and that 1 damage happens every frame because he just goes “Fuck you, no iframes” which would translate to even just touching his attacks (eg: stationary bone) would hurt), since verse equalization)

Oh, also karmic retribution, the more sins his opponent commits, the more his attacks hurt because of that “poison” effect

TLDR: Sans could kill Sukuna just as easily as he’d kill a coughing baby, that man knows only evil and would have all the KR

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u/peHlican May 05 '25

I do agree that sukuna would get cooked if he landed a hit but the same thing goes for sans himself. In the series no one can actually see Sukuna’s slashes save for Mahoraga whose ability is adapting to anything. Sans can dodge extremely well but it’s hard to dodge an attack that you can’t see coming. It’s basically just a quick draw.

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u/YourMoreLocalLurker My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair May 05 '25

Gaster Blaster vs Dismantle, battle of the century

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u/RegularUnluckyGuy Deadpool vs Postal Dude enthusiast May 05 '25

My Goat can still win

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u/Youistheclown May 05 '25

I had someone try to explain to me that the cinematic effect of the background darkening during his chat in grillbys is concrete proof that he can stop time and not just yknow teleport him and other things around

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u/Kyraneus May 05 '25

"The strongest monster could defeat not even a single human." - The line that ruined Undertale battleboarding.

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u/weedmaster6669 May 05 '25

You could make an argument that he beat the player on average dozens of time, while the player only won once on average

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Mario vs Kirby fan May 05 '25

i disagree he still loses to Gojo tho

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u/Savings-Fall5240 May 05 '25

He is pretty quick though.

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u/Radio__Star May 05 '25

What makes Sans strong isn’t that he has overwhelming power

It’s that he can slide to the left

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u/KoZy_27 May 05 '25

Thanks for pointing out what I don’t like about all the extra sans variants like ink and error

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u/Abyss472 May 06 '25

Everybody talks about sans vs gojo when the real fight would be sans vs sukuna.

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u/SWatt_Officer May 06 '25

Wait, hang on. Does every character in Undertale damage Mahito because everyone fights with their soul?

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u/Forsaken_Pear_4851 May 06 '25

It would allow them to damage him.

Though they’re not limited to fighting the soul. Flowey doesn’t have one but he still got hurt by Toriel’s fireball and beat by Sans many times.

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u/SWatt_Officer May 06 '25

The good thing for Mahito is that he could still hurt them, Yuji got lucky with Sukuna not wanting to be touched, very few characters have that sort of soul protection.

Though imagine Mahito touching Frisk, and just cant touch the soul cause its all wriggling and moving around

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u/Phosphorus444 May 08 '25

Sans is so powerful because he sometimes beats up a knife wielding child.

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u/eseer1337 May 12 '25

Sans when Shedinja Tricks Black Sludge onto him (it got inside his jacket):

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u/gotanygrapesss Valentine vs Armstrong fan May 05 '25

TALK TO THEMMMM!!!

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u/Silent-Winner-8427 May 05 '25

“But guys! Sans can dodge shots from the Empty Gun! He clearly has crazy speed!”

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u/Unusual-Anteater-988 🔥Bowser vs Eggman Fan🥚 May 05 '25

The Empty Gun still shoots a projectile, Frisk doesn't just throw the gun itself at him.

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u/Silent-Winner-8427 May 05 '25

Then what exactly is being fired?

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u/ManuJM1997 May 05 '25

Magical bullets made of Determination. The stars that appear on the animation when Frisk fires are the exact same as the star that appear when you save.

(Which is also why the whole "Frisk is just a normal child" is complete bullshit just made up to downplay)

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u/Afraid_Photograph_59 May 05 '25

0 cannon W's-only has 1 canon fight and he even admits that he couldn't win thanks to Frisk's inmortality🥀

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u/GavoTheAlmighty May 05 '25

Ultimately I just think Sans (or any Undertale/Deltarune character) is a poor choice for DB because we don’t literally see what they’re capable of, all we see is the symbolic representation of our fight with them, which can mean basically anything with how subjective it all is.  And no guys, fan animations don’t count.

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u/Otherwise_Base_5498 May 05 '25

This is pure fax

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u/bizarrestarz May 05 '25

they hated him cs he was right 💔💔💔

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u/SmartAlecShagoth May 05 '25

I hate scaling undertale so much and sans is one of the worst offenders.

He’s a subversive final boss cuz he’s the most difficult but not the strongest. He just cheats and is self aware.

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u/CyanBlaster May 05 '25

Yeah even Clover(Pacifist) soloes him.

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u/meta100000 🟥⬛Ragna the Bloodedge vs Velvet Crowe🟥⬛ enjoyer May 05 '25 edited May 05 '25

I'm not gonna lie, whenever I see Gojo vs Sans posts I just kind of ignore them in favor of other Sans stuff, because there is no universe in which I am buying wank that puts Sans equal to or above a bare minimum town level and mach 3 character.

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u/Steppyjim The Genie vs Beetlejuice fan May 05 '25

So frisk can dodge lightning bolts fired from various monsters,

Sans can dodge Frisk,

Sans is too slow to dodge an already dead bug.

Clearly, CLEARLY through my flawless and thoroughly researched three paragraph breakdown above, you have been proven wrong and stupid and dumb, and Sans could Solo Goku.

(Honestly matching sans up with most MUs he gets is stupid because he doesn’t even attack anyone physically. Every attack from monsters in Undertale targets the soul. It’s directly stated several times. So unless he’s fighting another spiritual being, the fight is going to be sans attempting to smash a soul while the opponent tries to physically hit him. Anyone that can touch him before he can spear their likely defenseless soul vaporizes him, and anyone who can’t defend against their spiritual essence being stabbed by bones dies before he moves. The character is not understood at all by powerscalers)

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u/YourMoreLocalLurker My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair May 05 '25

In other words: Sans would be the greatest Jujutsu Sorcerer (or ig human-aligned cursed spirit?) in history

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u/Steppyjim The Genie vs Beetlejuice fan May 05 '25

Tell me he wouldn’t fit that manga perfectly? You got mankind’s fear of fire, mankind’s fear of nature, etc etc.

Bro shows up and he’s like ‘sup. im the cursed spirit of judgement. and i got a BONE to pick with thar mojito guy

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u/YourMoreLocalLurker My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair May 05 '25

He’s the fear of consequences (that’s also why he’s named Sans in JJK, he’s the Consequen-SANS of their actions)

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u/Steppyjim The Genie vs Beetlejuice fan May 05 '25

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u/Thomas20021023 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair May 13 '25

One question

Why TF would the monsters attack your soul? I know that you control your soul to dodge the attacks, but I'm pretty sure they need your soul and attacking the soul risks destroying it???

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u/Steppyjim The Genie vs Beetlejuice fan May 13 '25

No, a human soul can be captured but you have to weaken it first to do so. Flowey says in the opening of the game (the “friendliness pellets” speech) that your soul is what you use to fight in UT. Undyne who has helped Asgore capture humans also confirms that the humans need to die to be harvested (specifically her lines of (“through your seventh and final soul the world will be transformed”, followed shortly by “WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU THAT STORY WHEN YOURE ABOUT TO DIE?”). The only difference is a humans soul persists after death, whereas a monsters turns to dust.

The reason Frisk doesn’t lose their soul is because their signature trait is determination and a refusal to be destroyed, plus their minor reality warping with load/save. Honestly this comment was meant to be silly. But I do stand by that a lot of Matchmakers don’t really understand Undertale characters. They are spiritual fighters with remarkably frail bodies. The genocide route they to a man die in one hit. It’s not just Chara, it’s the law of their world. No monster soul is as powerful as a humans, and when their soul is destroyed they turn to dust. Undertale characters need to fight spiritual characters in like a mind space, not regular humans. They get one tapped every time, even by actual literal children.

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u/Thomas20021023 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair May 15 '25

Uh... pretty sure Flowey never says anything about fighting in the opening scene? He fakes you out by making you try to catch his bullets, then goes "lol what an idiot" and tries to kill you. He says your soul is weak and can be made stronger with LOVE, which... is technically true, because you can literally one-shot the universe itself at LV20, but none of that inherently means that all your fighting happens with just the soul.

Also, Frisk's soul literally does shatter if they die, they just then proceed to go back in time to when they were alive. Yes, a human or boss monster soul lingers after the vessel dies. That's why it'd be stupid to attack the soul, when simply attacking the body means you don't risk destroying the very thing you need to break free after however long they spent underground. You controlling your soul to dodge attacks could very easily just be gameplay.

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u/Matt4669 finn and jake vs mordecai and rigby fan May 05 '25

Even lightning timer Undertale feels like wank at times

Frisk can’t dodge lightning