r/DeathBattleMatchups May 31 '25

Memes and Joke Matchups "Simon totally solos DC bro"

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u/Ceo_of_fiction True Man vs Batgos Connoisseur May 31 '25

The lack of Gorillas and monkeys in this post is a sins to DC itself!

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

I have failed you dc editorial staff...

Forgive me...

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u/Sad_Load_455 Coping DB Batman fan May 31 '25

AND WHERE IS BATGOS?!

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

His son is there thats all that matters

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u/Sad_Load_455 Coping DB Batman fan May 31 '25

Oh yeah PEAK. (JARRO BEST ROBIN)

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u/berk-my-jerk š’‰­ Guts vs Clare Struggler ᛉ May 31 '25

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u/Nin_Saber Ash Vs Yugi Fan May 31 '25

It's crazy that this image entirely sums up vs debating in a nutshell lmao

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u/ProfectusInfinity May 31 '25

Wait what, how do Power Girl and Booster Gold beat Simon?

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Usually just due to scaling really high

And Booster's Shield can block the time missiles so his time travel arent countered or somwthing idk this is a meme post

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u/The_Smashor Monika vs Flowey fan May 31 '25

Okay, but they scale lower than Kyle. You know that, right?

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Yeah and i think kyle shouldve won

Soooo

That logic tracks.

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u/Animegx43 May 31 '25

Ah, so this is just one big rage post, isn't it?

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

No i saw someone say Lucifer was "debatable" and that was really funny to me because somehow optimus was above him in that, and then i saw this meme on my timeline and my monkey brain connected the two

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u/LinkGreat7508 Dr. Manhattan vs Richard Nixon fan May 31 '25

And outside of death battle scaling, Simon scales much lower than Kyle

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u/The_Smashor Monika vs Flowey fan May 31 '25

"Outside of Death Battle scaling"

You're talking like non-Death Battle scaling is some universal thing. G1 also scales Simon significantly higher than Kyle. They're not Death Battle. I scaled Simon significantly higher than Kyle and I'm not Death Battle.

"Outside of Death Battle scaling" is just a non-statement you're using to make your subjective opinion feel more significant.

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u/Sleepy_time_yippee May 31 '25

Wasn't there a time when Booster didn't have the shields?

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

He does have Acasuality so if he dies in the past he'll be fine in the present after all he is green lantern

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u/Sleepy_time_yippee May 31 '25

But he'll have also been hit in the present, from my understanding if there's any point in time in which he could be hit than he gets hit, regardless of current defences

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Fair point, but he could still tank a hit from them due to his battle suit also being very durable and being able to keep up with other high tier heroes in that regard

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u/Sleepy_time_yippee May 31 '25

Than the missiles look further back to when he didn't have the suit

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

And it wouldnt do anything to his present self then, again, acasuality, DB even brings this up several times

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u/Aggressive-Craft5507 Jun 01 '25

The probabilty missiles warp probabilty not time. They would just bypaas the shields by decreasing their effectiveness to zero

fun meme post tho

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u/Redditor2046 Jun 01 '25

Booster is still tough enough to tank the shots tbf

Also thx

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u/Swaxeman May 31 '25

power girl is kryptonian

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u/Jiffletta May 31 '25

You questioned them and not Elmer Fudd?

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u/Nin_Saber Ash Vs Yugi Fan May 31 '25

It seems Power Girl has two rather large win cons at her disposal...

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u/Bad_Channel_4115 āšŖļøāš«ļøMonokuma vs Korosensei🟔 fan May 31 '25

Simon you have negative trillion chances of winning

Simon: I seen worst odds

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

His best odds are to befriend em instead of fighting ā¤ļøā¤ļø

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u/Bad_Channel_4115 āšŖļøāš«ļøMonokuma vs Korosensei🟔 fan May 31 '25

Na na

He would have said on speech and every single one of them will be part of his crew. trust

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u/mrknight234 May 31 '25

Do what you are trying me is that a win would be IMPOSSIBLE, because they said Kyle was impossible and if there’s one thing I know it’s that he does the impossible breaks the unbreakable etc. nah we good fam( he does beat most dc but I agree he has some matchups he loses)

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u/UsefulAd2760 True Man vs Batgos Connoisseur May 31 '25

Spanish.

but have you considered deathbattle logic /s.

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Have you considered Elmer Fudd almost beating Batman in a fight

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u/UsefulAd2760 True Man vs Batgos Connoisseur May 31 '25

the humble looney tunes 5D imps scaling

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u/realBeyhero May 31 '25

Is this canon? Looney tunes up scaling?

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u/UsefulAd2760 True Man vs Batgos Connoisseur May 31 '25

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u/Lightbuster31 May 31 '25

Existing in all Universes /=/ being the same power level in all of said Universes.

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u/UsefulAd2760 True Man vs Batgos Connoisseur May 31 '25

I am going to be honest, I am very much shitposting and not arguing seriously, I just remembered these 2 panels existing and that's it

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u/CornerCornDog Sorry, was that important? May 31 '25

Being serious, a lot of these characters straight up cannot kill Simon. A big reason Simon won was because he can constantly regenerate at the informational level, which is beyond both physical and spiritual damage, it’s the very essence of Nia’s being that was being erased and she was able to regenerate from it for a significant amount of time. A lot of these characters simply cannot deal a type of damage to him that would be able to actually kill him.

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

I mean like

Half of these guys have meta narrative level erasure and thats beyond informational (Mr Mxy, Thought Machine, Lucifer, Flex, milkman man, etc)

A lot of other have ways to not fully kill simon but still get the win, most importantly soul stealing or strong enough mind control that goes beyond what the anti spiral has (The Magic Trio, Lucifer again, Jarro (meme pick but arguably), darkseid, anti monitor, etc)

And others can outlast the spiral energy that Simon has, remember Nia's energy could only last a week, that does imply there is a limit, and even if Simon's is extremely high, someone who's much stronger and can survive what he can dish out for long enough can eventually outlast it in theory, because Nia was not doing anything spiritually, mentally or physically straining other than focusing on not vanishing, so youd imagine in an actual fight it'd drain up much quicker

At least those are my two cents and logic

Also elmer fudd

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u/CornerCornDog Sorry, was that important? May 31 '25

That’s fair. I probably shouldn’t have said ā€œmost of these guysā€ because I was really arguing against like, Blue Beetle and Booster Gold. I’m also not too convinced characters like Power Girl or Captain Atom could outlast Simon, especially since Simon wouldn’t need to match their power in order for the Probability Altering Missiles to hurt them, since it was used to damage targets much stronger than Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and it alters probability to not only always hit the target, but always hurt them too.

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Captain Atom is legit super op hes just used as a jobber a lot (curse of appearing as the governments dickrider in comics outside of his own)

Ted and Booster are there caused 1. Its funny 2. Theyd Mordecai and Rigby some way to win

And Powergirl is sometimes characterized to be as strong as Supes but yeah, mostly put her there cause i needed someone for "billy's mom"

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u/LinkGreat7508 Dr. Manhattan vs Richard Nixon fan May 31 '25

Dude, captain atom is actually bullshit, curse of the jobber

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u/No-Worker2343 Jun 01 '25

The reason why Nia only lasted a week is because she didn't want to keep choosing to constantly exists in a state of always regeneration (is like forcing yourself to not die, when you have a fucking bullet on your brain).

Also anti spiral has basically the same level (he is a entity made out of thoughts and information)and he can regenerate himself with no difficulties.

Also CD drama allows for plot manipulation.

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Warning: Will Reply with Essay May 31 '25 edited May 31 '25

Mxy, CAS, Lucifer, Flex, Milkman Man (the GOAT), Anti-Monitor and World Forger (probably), and ahem Kyle Rayner can all still power through Simon's regeneration.

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u/CornerCornDog Sorry, was that important? May 31 '25

I don't see how Kyle can power through Simon's regeneration. It's not like a greater amount of power would be enough to kill Simon since he can regenerate from total physical destruction

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Warning: Will Reply with Essay May 31 '25

Because Kyle has a level of power that's above Simon's informational regeneration in the form of the White Lantern Ring and also the instant-win button that is the Life Equation. Kyle's beaten people with that level of durability and regeneration before, for god's sake. He's beaten people with durability/regen ABOVE Simon's level before. Death Battle lowballing Kyle into the ground in order to justify a Simon win is so unfathomably annoying to me because then you get people who've never read a comic book in their life suddenly acting like they're experts on the subject.

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u/CornerCornDog Sorry, was that important? May 31 '25

Who has Kyle beaten with informational regeneration? Genuinely curious because I've never heard that before. And I agree that White Lantern Kyle is stronger than Simon (though I think Simon definitely has the ability to rise in power to match him), but a greater power level doesn't matter against regeneration that can come back from completely physical destruction.

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Warning: Will Reply with Essay May 31 '25

Kyle's has a fairly direct line of scaling to get him on the level of characters like Superboy Prime, and above the likes of Perpetua and Doctor Manhattan, all of whom can manipulate concepts, laws, and information. Perpetua is an entity that's essentially made of an energy source beyond the informational level and exists beyond the concept of dimensions, and Kyle scales to her or above her in power. It wouldn't matter if Simon can jump infinite dimensions in power instantly, Kyle would still always be more powerful unless Simon could ascend beyond dimensions as a concept, which he's never shown the ability to do.

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u/CornerCornDog Sorry, was that important? May 31 '25
  1. Most of that is abilities, which can't really be traced back to Kyle at all. Yes Perpetua is made of energy beyond informational level, but that has nothing to do with her level of power, and moreso with her physiology and abilities. I don't see how Kyle would have the same.

  2. Ascending beyond dimensions is pretty similar to what Otoko Simon did to Avant Simon, making him real from being fiction, and Avant Simon was going to ascend past that fictional world into the real world again through Spiral Power. Both of these Simons were merged with the main one when he went through the Multiversal Labyrinth, so Simon should be able to do that very same thing. And transcending fiction into reality would be a level beyond just dimensional increases, so Simon should be capable of matching and surpassing Kyle, at least in my opinion.

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u/Nin_Saber Ash Vs Yugi Fan Jun 01 '25

To be fair, it's not entirely unreasonable that in multiple scenarios, Kyle would use the Orange Lantern Ring's wincon of soul stealing before Simon eventually grows to surpass him that the G1 blog gave him. Yes, Kyle's not evil or anything to use it off the bat but I think it's a shame DB didn't mention that option at least.

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u/CornerCornDog Sorry, was that important? Jun 01 '25

Larfleeze needs to kill someone in order to steal their soul, he doesn't have the ability to just yank someone's soul out of their body. It's not really useful unless Kyle can kill Simon in the first place, which I personally don't buy he could do.

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u/Nin_Saber Ash Vs Yugi Fan Jun 01 '25

I thought it was "absorb or kill someone"? The G1 blog even notes it as a wincon that would bypass Simon's regen with the only point against it being it would be out of character to use it as frequently compared to Simon's wincon.

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u/CornerCornDog Sorry, was that important? Jun 01 '25

The G1 blog notes this as Larfleeze absorbing someone to steal their soul, but to me this just seems like absorbing the god was Larfleeze's way of killing him. The god still dies from this moment, meaning its unconfirmed if this soul stealing was unique to absorbing the god, or just due to the god's death anyway. Given he hasn't (from my knowledge) used this method to steal someone's soul in any other moment, I think it's more reasonable to assume Larfleeze killed him first and then absorbed his soul.

It's up to interpretation though and I can see why someone would argue that Larfleeze can absorb someone to steal their soul. From what I've seen of it, I just personally disagree.

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u/Agreeable-Leading986 The second coming vs Henry stickmin fan May 31 '25

I unironically can't imagine Simon losing.

Like,I know he loses fights but it's hard for me imagining him losing.

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u/Horatio786 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair May 31 '25

How does Ted Kord beat Simon?

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Yaoi

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u/Odd_Fee1085 May 31 '25

The only thing stronger than Spiral energy

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u/sonicchilex May 31 '25

Porfin un meme en espaƱol (o por lo menos el audio) (nota si soy latino)

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Andrias vs Asgore Enjoyer May 31 '25

I don’t wanna be that but didn’t they say Kyle scale to a lot of these guys?

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Warning: Will Reply with Essay May 31 '25

Kyle scales ABOVE a lot of these guys tbh

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

They said yeah but the reason he lost is his lack of control of his powers, these guys are all pros

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Warning: Will Reply with Essay May 31 '25

Yeah but that's literally just not true lol. Like in the Godhead storyline, Kyle explicitly had complete and perfect control over the Life Equation. And this was a storyline that was only like 10 years ago, and IN THE MAIN DC CONTINUITY. DB literally had to make up the "Kyle can't control the Life Equation very well" thing, it's pure headcanon that's contradicted by DC itself.

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Okay then kyle wins gg

Ep is wrong

By your logjc thwn

Cause on that level thats beyond informational Simon has no real way to come back

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Warning: Will Reply with Essay May 31 '25

Yes, correct. Kyle does win and the episode is wrong.

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Yeah i do lokey agree honestly i just wanted to make this meme with the eps logic lol

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u/The_Smashor Monika vs Flowey fan May 31 '25

He lacked control over the Life Equation.

Literally none of these guys scale to the Life Equation.

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Maybe the guy who owns the anti life equation, guy whis comparable to the presence whos above the source wall or the guy who scales to the retcon of the entire dc cosmology

Idk maybe those guys scale a littleeee bit

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u/The_Smashor Monika vs Flowey fan May 31 '25

Okay, three of them might scale to the Life Equation.

And even then DB said that Simon's high end was on the same level so...

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

In a black box they said it was infinite and in other DB episodes they do say the DC universe's dimensionality is infinite as well, so yeah

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u/The_Smashor Monika vs Flowey fan May 31 '25

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Here you go broski, goku vs superman 3

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Warning: Will Reply with Essay May 31 '25

"He lacked control over the Life Equation" mfers reading the Godhead storyline and realizing that Kyle in fact had complete control over the Life Equation and simply chose to not use its power because it scared him:

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u/No-Worker2343 Jun 01 '25

Basically like Simon not resurrecting people because he didn't want too, but he can.

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u/pingas64 May 31 '25

No puedo escapar de billy mandy ni en este subredditšŸ’€šŸ’€ kjjj

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u/MaximumNeat4289 Sorry, was that important? May 31 '25

they all came out of nowhere ligthning fast

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u/Plushman7 May 31 '25

ā€œHe solos DCā€ Bro get him past Plastic man First

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u/Joemama_69-420 May 31 '25

Plastic Man is busted but like Simon could beat him

After all he died in that one comic when he got hit by a quantum destabilizer

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u/Plushman7 May 31 '25

Which one is this? The one where he’s taking MONTHS to die?

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u/Joemama_69-420 May 31 '25

Thats the one when he melted and no cure?

Well Simon could do that, after all he fought with Anti Spiral for ahem billions of years (wikis words not mine)

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u/Nin_Saber Ash Vs Yugi Fan Jun 01 '25

Martian Manhunter may actually be a great candidate. His mind powers should be layered enough to get past Simon's resistance to it and since his regen is based on using his thoughts to come back, J'onn could arguably win as long as he does it before Simon gets too strong.

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u/Square_Primary7792 Jun 01 '25

Also, just anyone with the Anti-Life Equation because that thing can just cease consciousness.

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u/Spicy_Totopo3434 May 31 '25

"Juro que no me arde"

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u/Fearless_Smile_999 May 31 '25

Although Simon gets destroyed

Simon is far above 11-D Here is why

https://kirbonicpikminvsblogs.wordpress.com/2025/05/25/tengen-toppa-gurren-lagann-cosmology-blog-2025-update/Ā 

Good read

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u/EstimateStandard3620 May 31 '25

This is kinda under the assumption that this is an actual R>F when it can also be a higher spatial dimension since dimensions in Gurren Lagann are Spatial in nature

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u/No-Worker2343 Jun 01 '25

The one in the Cd drama were not spatial in nature at all, actually there was this one dimension Who was just SOUND (and not perception like the anime/manga)and again, there is that one 2 dimensional universe Who was created by Otoko Simon

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u/EstimateStandard3620 Jun 01 '25

Sound would imply the presence of space and time so that’s not really making any better

Low 1-A is probably reasonable

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u/No-Worker2343 Jun 01 '25

no, i meant literally, that entire dimension was working on sound. Which is why It was different from the perception that is how the quantum universe works. Which makes sense, after all, the multiverse has infinite possibilities and there can be universes with different laws of physics

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u/EstimateStandard3620 Jun 01 '25

So it’s still spatial in nature than since it still works on Quantum Mechanics

Pretty neat and actually does reinforce Low 1-A arguments

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u/No-Worker2343 Jun 01 '25

???no it works on a completely different rule, i don't remember the details very well, but it apparently works more on vibration from sound?

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u/EstimateStandard3620 Jun 01 '25

Vibrations still imply a presence of space and time which isn’t surprising given how the verse works on Quantum Mechanics

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u/Eldritch-Magnum May 31 '25

Bro had pulled out Lucifer,

LUCIFER.

That's more of an accolade to Simon that you have to pull out that mf to beat him.

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Ive seen people say unironically that Lucifer is debatable šŸ’€

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u/Usual_Database307 Flowey vs The Princess Fan May 31 '25

Jarro in there is top tier disrespect!

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u/some-kind-of-no-name Valentine vs Armstrong fan May 31 '25

Who are half of these characters?

Did you show Superman twice?

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Thought robot is different

I mean a lot of them are pretty popular

Only ones that are obscure are flex mentallo, jarro, apex lex maybe, ted kord and milkman man and upsidedown man

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u/some-kind-of-no-name Valentine vs Armstrong fan May 31 '25

4 Guys between Superman and Zatanna

Guy near Booster Gold

Every Guy after swamp thing except Starro.

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Bro doesnt know the anti monitor? Flex mentallo? Lucifer morningstar? SANTA CLAUS?? Mr Mxy?

Nor ted kord blue beetle, apex lex, milkman man, death and sleep of the endless, upsidedown man and jarro damm

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u/some-kind-of-no-name Valentine vs Armstrong fan May 31 '25

Bro doesn't read comic books.

I thought anti monitor looks like monitor.

who?

Who?

That's santa?

Is that Mr mxpyk is disguise?

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Mr mxy is the guy in the hat

Lucifer morningstar, the devil, had his own show

Flex mentallo, guy who used inflation to beat retconn

Atp just look em up on google

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u/Guy-1234567890 May 31 '25

hi milkman man

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u/19hmun May 31 '25

I can name 2 big reasons why Power Girl beats Simon

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Is it because she pegs him or because she pegs him with a drill

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u/Steakman360 May 31 '25

It’s how much one YouTube video shifts an entire larger community and now everyone across DB who would win powerscaling and matchups are all trying to find something or someone that can beat the rowdy digger man

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Billy and mandy

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u/Zamasu_was_innocent2 Kyle vs Simon Fan May 31 '25

Power Girl? Okay yeah let's not get carried away dude

He definitely beats Booster Gold too

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Booster Gold and Blue Beetle would definitely find some Mordecai and Rigby ass way to win trust

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u/Zamasu_was_innocent2 Kyle vs Simon Fan May 31 '25

I like how you didn't even try to argue for Power Girl

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

I needed someone for billy's mom.

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u/ChanceCarpenter5534 Jun 07 '25

Simon would win, but not in a fight, he wins a new super-powered girlfriend

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u/Zamasu_was_innocent2 Kyle vs Simon Fan Jun 07 '25

Nah

My boy is loyal towards Nia

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u/Yiggles665 May 31 '25

So you’re saying it would be… impossible for him to win?

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

No

His wincon is taking them out (to dinner)

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u/R0Nald334 May 31 '25

ĀæY sin mayonesa huesos?

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u/Fearless-File-6059 May 31 '25

Lucifer is from Vertigo

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Well technically so is ted and the endless but also they have been integrated into dc via osmosis

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u/Jiffletta May 31 '25

Ending on Elmer Fudd was chefs kiss.

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u/REALTheFBI Jun 01 '25

Andrew Dobson solos DC verse

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u/LegoBattIeDroid Warning: Will Reply with Essay Jun 01 '25

y sin mayonesa, huesos?

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u/AmbassadorDeep9297 Jun 01 '25

LA MAMA DE BILLY šŸ—£ļøšŸ”„šŸ”„

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u/Bossstormtrooper2019 Jun 01 '25

Context for the milkman? Does Simon just need calcium?

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u/Redditor2046 Jun 01 '25

His milk can basically make you overdose

Hes also kind off a clone of superman whosbeen corrupted at the narrative level to be a dick

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u/Meme-lord234 Jun 01 '25

Was that last picture Elmer Fudd?

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u/Acceptable_One_7072 Jun 01 '25

"Simon says don't kill me"

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u/Ok_Try_1665 Jun 01 '25

Mf put captain atom there like he'll do something aside from explode for no reason lmao

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u/Redditor2046 Jun 01 '25

Explosions are better at digging than drills, its an emotional victory

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u/Liquid_person Jun 02 '25

So, by Robin's Law of Attribution, he's below duct tape level.

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u/Redditor2046 Jun 02 '25

Scotch tape*

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u/Liquid_person Jun 02 '25

let me take subtle jabs at scotch tape in peace.

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u/Redditor2046 Jun 02 '25

No duct tape is goated scotch tape is LAME

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u/O_Caraloho Jun 02 '25

(They actually dont because i like simon more)

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u/Redditor2046 Jun 02 '25

SEE

This is the only good argument ive seen.

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u/watersj4 Jun 02 '25

Not a single comment explaining who tf Simon is

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u/Redditor2046 Jun 02 '25

šŸ’”šŸ’”

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u/Pristine_Flatworm Jun 04 '25

Watch Gurren Lagan or watch the recent death battle video

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u/TreeTurtle_852 May 31 '25

BASED FLEX MENTALLO MENTION

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

MAN OF MUSCLE MYSTERY!!!

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u/jasonsith May 31 '25

By some people's logic, Kyle should have won so...

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u/Queen-of-Sharks May 31 '25

Yes, but have you considered that it would be really cool if he did?

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

No because i think Flex Mentallo is a really cool guy who loves his wife (whos alive)

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

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u/UsefulAd2760 True Man vs Batgos Connoisseur May 31 '25

they're just some examples, they're not meant to be every DC character that can beat Simon.

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Didnt really fit any of the people said in the meme lol

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u/Electronic_2009 May 31 '25

What is the context of The Grim Adventures of Billy And Mandy gif?

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u/Aurum-198 May 31 '25

what about dr manhattan?

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u/ReeReeIncorperated Jun 01 '25

I guess you can say it's impossible...

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u/Street-Royal-1669 Jun 01 '25

Wait the anti monitor beats Simon but Kyle beat so wouldn't Simon be able to do the same

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u/Redditor2046 Jun 01 '25

Anti Monitor's abilities, mainly his level of erasure and his stats being able to stably keep up with the highest tiers of dc without control issues would give him the win, also the fact that Simon is a fusion if a bunch if his multiversal selves would just feed him more

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u/strange-Syrup-0 Sorry, was that important? Jun 01 '25

If people wanna argue for Simon soloing DC get him past Unicron, Ben 10, Archie Sonic, and Joker first.

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u/MrAoSky Jun 01 '25

Are You saying.... Simon soloing would be... Impossible?\ Row Row Fight The Power

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u/TheFirstDweeb Jun 01 '25

Who the heck said that?

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u/Redditor2046 Jun 01 '25

Several people actually i-

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u/TheFirstDweeb Jun 02 '25

I mean even if they did say that, I doubt that they were serious about it.

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u/Redditor2046 Jun 02 '25

Saw a community post saying lucifer was debatable and having optimus above him i that regard

So while i dont think a lot of them are, a lot of others are just "hur dur he kill one herald he kill em all"

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u/TheFirstDweeb Jun 02 '25

Yeaaaah, just don't pay attention to them.

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u/godkingrat Jun 02 '25

Na.

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u/Redditor2046 Jun 02 '25

Thought provoking

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u/Phoenixafterdusk Jun 02 '25

As a Constatine dickrider theres no fucking way he beats simon. Someones salty lmfao

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u/Redditor2046 Jun 02 '25

Idk synchronicity wave kinda broken

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u/Fire_Wrangler9595 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair Jun 07 '25

can he beat the bandsaw tho?

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u/The_Smashor Monika vs Flowey fan May 31 '25

Like half these people don't beat Simon but go on.

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

I think you missed the flair of the post broski

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u/The_Smashor Monika vs Flowey fan May 31 '25

Except you clearly actually think most of these characters beat Simon broski

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Yeah because its funny

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u/Agameaosth FOOTDIVE! May 31 '25

Simon: I solo dc!!!

The ever ominous lego amd scribblenauts supermen (theyĀ are invicible by the games rules):Ā 

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u/MetaMecha May 31 '25

Flex yes sir

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u/Nitrodestroyer May 31 '25

But can any of them make him stay dead?

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Hes never been able too fully revive himself hes just really good at resisting death

Eventually his spiral energy will drain and he wont be able too fight or regenerate

Some of these guys can just steal his soul thus keeping him alive but not making him able to fight or erase him on a narrative level thats even above the informational

So yeah

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u/Nitrodestroyer May 31 '25

Doesn't he canonically constantly and unstoppably generate more spiral energy? Combine that with the fact Nia, who doesn't do that, could nullify her own nonexistence for a week straight, and I'm pretty sure that means Simon is a true immortal.

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

She wasnt fighting she was just kinda chilling, in an actual fight youd drain that stuff yknow

Also he does do that yeah but it has been implied that he cant keep going forever, even an electrical generator eventually blows a fuse

Also no he aint lol, you manage to land a hit that truly kills him he aint gonna come back from the dead, genuinely no evidence of someone coming back after already being killed except how you interpret one line specifically

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u/Unlucky_Ease9295 May 31 '25

A lot of Bad Ass 'Normals' can beat Simon, including Lex luthor and Mr Terrific. Because in the DC verse Simon has to deal with the scifi bull shit ass pulls comics are famous for. The same stuff that lets them survive against stuff like Astral regulator Thanos or Doctor Manhattan.

Lex Luthor/Mr Terrific/Ted Kord (doesn't really matter who): "What's this? A man with a super mecha that makes him nigh omnipotent? Well, I'll just flux Capacitate the Aluvial Dampener on this piece of warworld/Apokoliption/New Genesis technology and this will discombobulate the quantum energy waves on his mechs prion displacement R1ck-R0ll unit so he can no longer interface with the D1ck-bu++ interface. Thus defeating him before he can solo the verse. Mission accomplished"

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u/Leo-Bob May 31 '25

FLEX MENTALLO MENTION

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u/Zekka23 May 31 '25

Most of them can't beat Simon. They get stepped on.

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u/Redditor2046 May 31 '25

Simon when Flex makes his little digger feel weird as he leaks out spiral power

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u/Darkvader_Clawthorne Jun 01 '25

Looks like DC Comics fans are whining again. Like the Snyder cultists they are.

They just can’t accept Simon, SpongeBob and Jinx beating their champions.

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u/AzekiaXVI Jun 01 '25

Like, half of these are either extremely debatable or would just lose

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u/Redditor2046 Jun 01 '25

Elmer fudd

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

When did Cas do this?

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u/NoxarBoi Jun 01 '25

Chose exactly the wrong option. He’s only been in one story and this is one of the like 5 things he’s done.