r/DeathBattleMatchups Springtrap vs Bendy fan Jun 23 '25

Memes and Joke Matchups Death Battle better pick right

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u/Film_Starr Monika vs Flowey fan Jun 23 '25

What if... the battle is sequel to Shigaraki vs Mahito? Deku goes down to the ruins of the train station after hearing Shiggy and some villain threw hands there (ba dum tish), and there he runs into Miles, who was doing his own investigation.

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u/TheBiased Jun 23 '25

then after this fight, superman and goku investigate the scene and they go and grab lunch together.

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u/Due_Location241 Jun 23 '25

And Jay Z joins them

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u/Sgt_Lt_Captain Jun 23 '25

And Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the white and Monty python and the holy grails black knight

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u/YourMoreLocalLurker My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair Jun 23 '25

And Benito Musolini, and the Blue Meanie

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u/PrincessCaroline69 Jun 23 '25

AND COWBOY CURTIS AND JAMBI THE GENIE ROBOCOP THE TERMINATOR CAPTAIN KIRK AND DARTH VADER

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u/Consistent_Cry_7403 Comp Chiffon vs Jerma985 Enjoyer Jun 23 '25

LO-PAN,

SUPERMAN,

EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGER

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u/StriiderEclipse Jun 23 '25

BILL S. PRESTON AND THEODORE LOGAN

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u/WellIamstupid I always come back! Jun 23 '25

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, And Hulk Hogan

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u/AnzolBoi Jun 25 '25

all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked chuck norris in hos cow boy ass.

officially marking segata sanshiro's win!

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u/LexesIsBestest Jun 24 '25

AND Godzilla, Bocchi the Rock, Makima, Broly, Bowser and Ryo yamada

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u/carl-the-lama Jun 23 '25

A young black teen getting attacked by Deku, the police fanboy

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u/alguien99 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair Jun 23 '25 edited Jun 23 '25

Breaking news: deku, a japanese student of UA's hero course, beats Spiderman to death. Not the original red Spiderman but the new one who turned out of be a young black teenager.

UA Is now under investigation for it's lack of ethics class in it's school program. And deku, who’s real name is Izuku midoriya, Is under trial for murder in a foreign country, which Is building up to be an international incident.

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u/Standard-Diver4202 Jul 18 '25

he'll prolly just get suspended with pay

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u/OceanDragon6 Sorry, was that important? Jun 23 '25

Does that mean it took place in New York? What was Shigaraki and Mahito doing there? lol

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u/MajesticJuggler Jun 23 '25 edited Jun 23 '25

Maybe it's a Far From Home situation where Miles went on a school trip (edit: to Musutafu) but got asked to investigate the sudden subway incident?

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u/Sweaty_Focus_6271 Jun 27 '25

Deku just sees Miles and is like "you look like the kinda guy to be a criminal"

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u/IEatBeans22 Jun 23 '25

We might be cooked 🥀🥀🥀

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u/AdExtra2331 ♟️Chess vs Checkers🔴 Enthusiast Jun 23 '25

What's next, he doesn't mention Lord Slug when talking about his previous villains?

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u/AdTemporary1487 Kakashi vs Gojo fan Jun 23 '25

Counterpoint: miles has Fortnite scaling

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u/BossmanVT Jun 23 '25

So does Deku

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u/MadeRedditAccToAsk Jun 23 '25

Rebuttal:

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u/AdTemporary1487 Kakashi vs Gojo fan Jun 23 '25

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u/RazorClaw466 Jun 23 '25

MHA is fucking trash after Season 2 while Marvel's Spider-Man 2 still holds up and Beyond The Spiderverse is going to be lit.

Plus it's always funny seeing fake fans on the internet make a fool of themselves and misunderstand the characters they claim to love.

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u/MadeRedditAccToAsk Jun 23 '25

>schizo babble out of literal nowhere

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u/MadeRedditAccToAsk Jun 23 '25

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>schizo babble out of literal nowhere

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u/RazorClaw466 Jun 24 '25

Stay mad modern weeb and anime was better back in the early 2000s.

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u/MadeRedditAccToAsk Jun 24 '25

>even more schizo babble

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u/South-Speaker3384 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair Jun 23 '25

What is this black person doing in my lobby?!

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u/JamesVsEgglocke Jun 23 '25

You're saying this like they're gonna give it to him

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u/mrknight234 Jun 23 '25

Fortnite scaling isn’t real lol like it’s at best super nebulous and at worst nerds every character in it to be effected by Fortnite guns

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u/JobertZx Jun 23 '25

Well...Picollo is kind of a demon

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u/Mammoth_Ad3341 ⚪️⚫️Monokuma vs Korosensei🟡 fan Jun 23 '25

Best intro would be Deku confronting Miles because he doesn't have a hero license and Deku tries to calmly bring him in because vigilantes are illegal in MHA.

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u/sarcasticd0nkey Jun 23 '25 edited Jun 23 '25

Miles is traumatized by Carol Danvers in Civil War II and starts swinging wild.

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u/ImTheAverageJoe Jun 23 '25

Oof, I can see the vision

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u/sarcasticd0nkey Jun 23 '25

Sure, he can be in the background maybe fighting Tokoyami or Endeavor.

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u/Aeso3 Jun 23 '25

What did Carol do that traumatized Miles?

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u/Inevitable-Weather51 Jun 23 '25

An Inhuman with the power to show supposed visions of the future showed a scene of Miles killing Captain America. While Miles was panicking about it Carol went to arrest him, and she only didn't do it because half the people present pointed out how BS her attitude was.

And if I'm not mistaken she tried to arrest Miles the day after that when Cap went to calm him down

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u/Aeso3 Jun 23 '25

Lady sure is impulsive 

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u/Inevitable-Weather51 Jun 23 '25

The whole event is based on her being impulsive and Tony saying that blindly believing in Inhuman is BS.

The writers realized how little basis Carol's side had and had to literally make Tony kidnap the Inhuman to run tests on him about how his powers work (the guy was fine with running tests since he also wanted to understand how his powers worked).

And you know the best part? Tony was right.

The tests he conducted showed that the futures the guy saw weren't 100% guaranteed, only that they had a high probability of happening. And even after that, Carol kept arresting people based on this inhuman's visions.

Literally the entire event would have been avoided if half the cast had acted in character and decided to check out how these visions worked instead of engaging in a stupid tug-of-war of "we have to use these visions" or "we can't use these visions".

Civil War 2 is stupid

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u/apple_of_doom Jun 24 '25

Also what's stopping anyone from just preparing for the worst and just being in position incase something happens rather than arresting people ahead of time.

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u/piratedragon2112 Jun 23 '25

Tried to arrest him on some minority report shit

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u/amageish Jun 23 '25

I could see that. Miles was also one of the lead characters in Outlawed, the event about vigilantes under 21 needing to get a license / government approval, so they could have a reference to that as well.

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u/Evening_Persimmon482 Jun 23 '25

This feels like the best outcome for the battle starter.

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u/Renou315 Jun 26 '25

Wasn't deku himself a vigilante once though? I know he had his hero license by then but he wasn't actually cleared to act as an hero, so it would be a little hypocritical of him

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u/Mammoth_Ad3341 ⚪️⚫️Monokuma vs Korosensei🟡 fan Jun 26 '25

That's why I said he'd calmy try to bring Miles in. He'd understand why Miles did what he did but can't just let him get away with breaking the law so he'd try to be as peaceful as possible. Miles likely would try to fight or run off so that causes them to fight.

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u/AdExtra2331 ♟️Chess vs Checkers🔴 Enthusiast Jun 23 '25

What if... hear me out... racist Miles?

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u/Mawdrym_Llansahai Jun 23 '25

His spiderwebs are now called Whitewhip

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u/prospybintrappin Jun 24 '25

Wouldn't it be Japanesewhip?

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u/alguien99 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair Jun 23 '25

Racist deku vs xenophobic miles?

Most of the fight Is just the two of them yelling slurs to each other, deku wins because the previous users are giving him ideas for them, so deku never runs out of slurs

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u/Relative_String_5285 🎮Angry Video Game Nerd Vs Nostalgia Critic Supporter🎞 Jun 23 '25

What is this, Belos Vs Voldemort

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u/some-kind-of-no-name Valentine vs Armstrong fan Jun 23 '25

Something something Hirohsima was derserved

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u/SettTheCephelopod Jun 23 '25

That's not any better. Deku isn't even white.

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u/Glassed_Guy1146 Jun 23 '25

As if that makes it better.

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u/SettTheCephelopod Jun 23 '25

I mean, I don't think Black people being racist to white people is better either, but I think it's slightly less bad, which I do consider to be different from being better, if that makes any sense?

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u/MadeRedditAccToAsk Jun 23 '25

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u/ghostpanther218 Jun 25 '25

I shall steal this meme in the name of the emperor.

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u/MadeRedditAccToAsk Jun 25 '25

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u/ghostpanther218 Jun 25 '25

I'll steal that one too.

Insert appropriate Sun tzu quote here.

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u/Glassed_Guy1146 Jun 23 '25

Are you calling me a depraved fiend?

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u/MadeRedditAccToAsk Jun 23 '25

No, the other guy.

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u/Glassed_Guy1146 Jun 23 '25

Oh, sorry. The synthax of the sentence implies you’re calling me the former and him the latter.

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u/SettTheCephelopod Jun 23 '25

As someone that most people would consider white, I can at least acknowledge that when Black people hate white people they have a reason, they have personal experience, while when a white person hates Black people, it's just because they're an idiot who falls for propaganda.

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u/Sleepy-Comet75 Jun 23 '25

Maybe it’ll be a sparring match that goes too far?

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u/OPSMastr Pit Vs Zagreus Fan Jun 23 '25

If that wanted to do that, they wouldve done that for Deku Vs Asta where it wouldve fit WAYYYYY better.

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u/OPSMastr Pit Vs Zagreus Fan Jun 26 '25

Nothing indicated a friendly competition. It was straight bloodlust from the jump. An interaction at the start wouldve been amazing to set the tone of the fight. But nope… no direct interactions between any of my boys. Just one liners that barely have any impact… they did my goats so dirty…

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u/1rrelevant_Trash Jun 23 '25

why would these two spar bro

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u/Sleepy-Comet75 Jun 23 '25

I dunno. Why did All Might and Guy need to spar? Why would they fight in the first place, realistically? What matters is getting the fight started

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u/1rrelevant_Trash Jun 23 '25

Might Guy is the type of guy to show off his skills by challenging people, neither of these two are

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u/Sleepy-Comet75 Jun 23 '25

With Deku it’d be less about showing off and more trying to learn and grow with Miles’ help probably

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u/1rrelevant_Trash Jun 23 '25

That doesn't make sense either, why would he test himself on a stranger

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u/Sleepy-Comet75 Jun 23 '25

Miles has a reputation as a good hero? He saw him in action? These are better than a lot of setups we’ve seen on DB.

I don’t know what makes you so obtuse. Either you’re overthinking this or you just don’t have any imagination; judging from my prior takes I’ve seen from you, I lean towards the latter.

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u/1rrelevant_Trash Jun 23 '25

Sparring doesn't make sense as a setup here, it's not a creativity thing. If anything trying to force a setup that doesn't make sense is uncreative.

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u/Sleepy-Comet75 Jun 23 '25

My brother in Christ, it’s about as logical as your average DB setup and it‘s designed to start things off as respectful between the two so that neither has to be the asshole in this situation.

Lastly, nobody is impressed by “No U”. Think of your own setup and then you can talk, cause this was just me spitballing here.

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u/1rrelevant_Trash Jun 23 '25

Vigilantism is illegal in mha and Deku's mask makes him look like a villain, Deku has to take Miles in for vigilantism and Miles can't do that and also Deku looks like a villain if he starts with his hood on so there easy setup

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u/Prestigious_Ask_7058 Springtrap vs Chucky fan Jun 23 '25

One of his attacks is called Black Whip. The joke writes itself

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u/AquariusLoser Jun 23 '25

Counterpoint, the last time either of them were in a death battle it was Miles who assumed his opponent was a villain

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u/The_Roivler Medaka vs Superman Fan Jun 23 '25

People acting like there’s even a 1% chance this is actually a problem.

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u/Emotional_Emu_5901 Jun 23 '25

If it starts with deku calling miles a slur I’m gonna dip

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u/Scumass_Smith Jun 23 '25

"who the fuck is this black person in my city?"

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u/MarkDecent656 Bill Cipher vs Godzilla Ultima fan Jun 23 '25

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u/Land-Tree-2004 Sarah vs Cassidy enjoyer Jun 23 '25

Whenever I see this image, all I hear is that one clip that goes "Daddy's not___" (I legitimately cannot remember what he actually said but that's probably just my brain suppressing it)

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u/Sandwichknight777 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair Jun 23 '25

WE'RE NOT DONE!

DADDY'S ISN'T DONE SPEAKING!! YOU WILL COME BACK HERE!

DADDY DEMANDS YOU TO COME BACK!!

COME BACK RIGHT HERE, OR DADDY'S GONNA GET REALLY ANGRY!!

I'M SORRY, I DON'T MEAN TO DO THAT TO YOU POOKIE-BEAR... IT'S JUST...

SOMETIMES YOU MAKE DADDY SO ANGRY...

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u/Gamerboi3604 Jun 24 '25

🤚😐🤚

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u/Live_Earth_5685 Jun 23 '25

Nobody is asking the real question. Just how peak will the Track be for this matchup?

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u/Dapper-Caregiver6300 Springtrap vs Junko fan Jun 23 '25

It shall be absolutely phenomenal

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u/extravapanza Luz Vs Anne Fan Jun 23 '25

I personally want the episode to take place during the Vigilante Arc, and Deku is still doing hero work, but people are suspicious of him, including Miles who tries to investigate him, but by the end of the fight Miles inspires hope back into Deku, kinda like an alternate version of what happens in actual MHA

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u/Jim_naine Jun 23 '25 edited Jun 23 '25

"Dude, is it seriously called a "blackwhip"?!"

"Wha- That's completely coincidental!"

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u/Markus_telekinetic Jul 16 '25

Deku: I didn’t name it

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u/Seddyboi Shadow vs Mewtwo supporter Jun 23 '25

Personally, I think it should start with them thinking the other is a villain, but have a moment midway that proves to them both that they are both heroes, then they just fight for the fun of it and to see who is stronger

Also if they wanted a racist Deku meme have it be referenced with Black Whip, Deku realizes what he said, and quickly apologizes, with Miles being chill

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u/Agreeable-Leading986 The second coming vs Henry stickmin fan Jun 23 '25

"BLACK WHIP!!!!"

"Really man?-"

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u/GiovanniPotage Springtrap vs Bendy fan Jun 23 '25

“Hey, it’s not like I named it, I’d like to see you come up with something unique”

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u/mindcraftfanatic Jun 23 '25

Where did the racist Deku meme even come from

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u/TheSmashKidYT Deku vs Miles Morales fan Jun 23 '25

an actual dialogue in jump force

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u/Mideku-Brandio Jay vs Michelangelo fan Jun 23 '25

I’m still so confused on what the thought process behind writing that line was

I want to think it’s meant to be a reference to piccolos time as King Piccolo but I’m probably just thinking too deep into it and it’s just bad writing lol

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u/jmdg007 Jun 23 '25

It's especially not great since there's a moment in MHA Deku defends a woman with a mutation quirk from being harrassed by people assuming she's a villain because of how she looks.

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u/AtomAmigo Dreaming of Homura vs Asriel Jun 23 '25

Also, probably this one clip from fortnite

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u/LegoBattIeDroid Warning: Will Reply with Essay Jun 23 '25

Deku stans are often racist online

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

In what universe would DB unironically make Deku racist?

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u/GiovanniPotage Springtrap vs Bendy fan Jun 23 '25

if it was there 100th episode it would be considering how awfully they characterized Mario and Sonic

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

Ah yes, DB would take a character who's only a racist in memes, and then make them a completely 100% genuine racist in a fight. This is totally gonna happen in Deku vs Miles!!!

(I hate this community so much, I hate this subreddit so much, I loathe r/deathbattlematchups and what it's become)

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u/GiovanniPotage Springtrap vs Bendy fan Jun 23 '25

dude

I'm fucking with you

they aren't gonna make Deku racist, I know that, I've always known that, I just thought it'd be funny to mention it

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

.... This is on me actually, good point, I'm just in a bad fucking mood rn

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u/PixelTheGoober Hey, I can do that too! Jun 23 '25

Racist Deku would definitely be funny except it also wouldn't

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u/SettTheCephelopod Jun 23 '25

I agree with this minus the first half of what you said.

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u/Imaginary-Eye-7983 Jun 23 '25

Nah they should both be racist 🗿

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u/Director838u48 🤖Metal Sonic vs Mechagodzilla Fan🤖 Jun 23 '25

If it's racist deku 3 points are going off the episode

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u/Electrical_Egg7493 Doomsday vs SCP-682 fan Jun 23 '25

Add 5 if there is racism

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u/trenxman-new-ac Springtrap vs Junko fan Jun 23 '25

& Its Still Gonna Be higher Points Than Deku VS Asta

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u/Pure_Anywhere_57 Jun 23 '25

He goes to deal with the vigilante this J Jonah Jameson has been talking about and things go from there

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u/Honk_wd Jun 24 '25

“That guys got a villainous color scheme! I better go take care of him!”

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u/-Shadby- Jun 23 '25

I really enjoy the death battle community having one joke that people in my highschool said to me, really takes me back

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u/Prestigious-Love-712 Phone Guy Vs Barack Obama Enjoyer. Jun 23 '25

Or simply sparing between the two, until the fight evolves into being more and more intense as it progresses

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u/GiovanniPotage Springtrap vs Bendy fan Jun 23 '25

I would still count that as in character

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u/XverineDark Jun 23 '25

Why would they go with Deku being racist?

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u/RazorClaw466 Jun 23 '25 edited Jun 23 '25

People on the internet just hates Black People (Unironically) and are completely fake as "fans".

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u/FillerText908 Jun 25 '25

What? It's a joke from a weird line of dialogue from the shitty fighting game. No one is saying that Deku is racist because its cool or something.

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u/RazorClaw466 Jun 27 '25

Knowing how the anime community is crawling with racists, I highly doubt.

https://youtu.be/gyGHfDixBNg?si=aA5Ot6aTvywD0lD2

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u/TraditionalCap938 Jun 23 '25

I mean they won’t really do that to Deku if I’m being honest

But I would feel like they would do “Racist Deku” as some sort of a dumb reference but either way they won’t butcher his character cuz THAT would pretty much be out of character for them

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u/Megashark101 Jun 23 '25

Miles better stay out of Deku's lobby.

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u/element-redshaw My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair Jun 23 '25

It would be funny though

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u/FederalBeyond1122 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair Jun 23 '25

“Better pick right”

As in, pick the correct optionor the option on the right?

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u/Sajalik023 Jun 23 '25

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u/FederalBeyond1122 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair Jun 23 '25

The correct option, right?

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u/AdTemporary1487 Kakashi vs Gojo fan Jun 23 '25

I’d like to think that the fight takes place after the events of Across the Spiderverse. Miles gets stuck in the wrong universe, and Earth 42 Miles gets Deku to deal with the “impostor”, believing that it’s a villain of some sort.

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u/Jiffletta Jun 23 '25

Ra-Cist De-Ku!

(Clap clap clap clap clap)

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u/AncientMagusBridefan ⚪️⚫️Monokuma vs Korosensei🟡 fan Jun 23 '25

Racist Deku if they triple down on it would be funnier than anything an in character fight could provide

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u/Graveyardigan Jun 23 '25

Death Battle better pick correctly. The correct answer is not always the right one...

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u/Omegafan101 Jun 23 '25

Plot twist: Racist Miles

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u/No-Beginning8048 Jun 23 '25

Deku want to fight Miles cuz he looks strong idk lol, both of these fools have one L.

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u/Iskbartheonetruegod Jun 23 '25

One of them accidentally breaks something and the other thinks they’re a villain because of it

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u/StillMostlyClueless Jun 23 '25

Deku has read the local paper and is finally going to stop the Spiderman Menace.

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u/GiovanniPotage Springtrap vs Bendy fan Jun 23 '25

Deku being fooled by Jameson into thinking Miles is a villain would be hysterical

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

If it starts with deku calling miles a slur it would be peak fiction

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u/TheArcanaIsTheMean Jun 24 '25

Weku is going to show him why his quirk is called BLACK WHIP🗣️🗣️

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u/ControversalTaco Jun 24 '25

“Hey Darkie! I’m talking to you!”

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u/Frosty_Kale1907 Jun 25 '25

My idea is deku thinks miles is another one of afo assassin's or something idk

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u/GokuKing922 Jun 29 '25

The winner would be Giovanni Potage, obviously

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u/Gokuusjgodgmail Jun 23 '25

So you want them to pick racist deku? Since you’re saying they should pick right?

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u/Own_Bus_6800 🔵Ultraman vs Zone Fighter Enjoyer💫 Jun 23 '25

Ya got those mixed up, hb

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u/Demon_Femboy 🎤Hatsune Miku vs Barbie👗 Enjoyer Jun 23 '25

Prequal or something similar to Deku vs Asta

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u/RazorClaw466 Jun 23 '25

MHA is fucking trash after Season 2 while Marvel's Spider-Man 2 still holds up and Beyond The Spiderverse is going to be lit.

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u/GiovanniPotage Springtrap vs Bendy fan Jun 23 '25

Ok? I think you’re wrong tho, MHA peaks at Season 4 imo