r/DeathBattleMatchups 28d ago

Memes and Joke Matchups Boy surely this won’t piss people off

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u/bunker_man 28d ago

The difference is that dragonball characters are from a world where chain scaling makes sense. Kratos and k rool arent, and are chain scaled to made up stuff.

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u/Worth-Floor9004 28d ago

Made up stuff in question is from actual feats in the game

Kratos: scales to thor who shattered the world tree and sent jourmangander back in time, Helios who moved the sun , atlas and Hercules who held up the world, the Valkyrie’s moving through realms, the primordials creating the universe from their punches

King k rool: scales to or above dk who punched the moon down from orbit, has kept up with the Mario cast, dk is one of the 7 star children and is stated to be physically superior to everyone besides bowser, this includes yoshi who created a consolation of stars

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u/bunker_man 28d ago

Kratos: scales to thor who shattered the world tree and sent jourmangander back in time,

This doesn't de facto convey a specific strength level.

Helios who moved the sun ,

Which is a chariot...

atlas and Hercules who held up the world,

Which has been confirmed to just be Greece

the Valkyrie’s moving through realms,

Which means nothing

the primordials creating the universe from their punches

Which not only did devs clarify was a symbolic depiction rather than literal, but the Greek universe is just Greece.

King k rool: scales to or above dk who punched the moon down from orbit,

Which if you play the game you would know isnt meant to be interpreted as a pure strength feat, because if you play the scene as Diddy it shows that a light tap is enough to drop that moon. And dk has nothing else implying he is that strong.

has kept up with the Mario cast,

Who aren't that strong.

dk is one of the 7 star children

Which has no clear defined meaning,

and is stated to be physically superior to everyone besides bowser,

Which means nothing because Mario isnt that strong.

this includes yoshi who created a consolation of stars

No he didn't lol. The guy became stars because he fell into the sky. It wasn't implied to have anything to do with yoshi's strength, nor would that correspond to a clear strength level anyways.

So yeah, if you stop using disingenuous fake arguments all this goes away.

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u/donteven0809 28d ago

So we’re going to ignore his other feats of moving a giant wheel, lifting an iced ship while standing on it, slitting a plane in half, splitting a mountain sized ship and punching lord Ferdinand so hard he created a giant wave, punching K rool so hard he rolled down to the mountain’s base etc

Obvious lie

Literally means he has the power to take over the universe at birth which would put him above everyone else in that era including the yoshis who can create constellations

Another obvious lie

That’s just genuine coping lol

Not mention your whole debunks are just “nuh uh” without anything actual substance behind them and for your information this scan confirms it was Yoshi turned Raphael into a constellation

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u/bunker_man 28d ago

, lifting an iced ship while standing on it, slitting a plane in half

Why would anyone need to ignore these? They aren't even that big of feats.

punching K rool so hard he rolled down to the mountain’s base etc

Okay? Punching someone through a roof isn't a cosmic feat lol.

Literally means he has the power to take over the universe at birth which would put him above everyone else in that era including the yoshis who can create constellations

I don't know if you have ever consumed fiction before, but someone being a fated entity with massive potential can mean things other than how hard they punch. Hell, a lot of times what makes heroes who they are is not how strong they are, but how skilled they are.

Not mention your whole debunks are just “nuh uh” without anything actual substance behind them and for your information this scan confirms it was Yoshi turned Raphael into a constellation

They're not even debunks. I'm just explaining games to you that you are clearly not that familiar with.

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u/donteven0809 28d ago

You definitely are ignoring them since they are all above wall level feats easily

It’s easily an above wall level feat lol

I don’t know if you played yoshi island ds (you didn’t) but it’s clear that throughout the game they are talking about power

I literally played all of them unlike you cause the excuses you are making are neither here or there

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u/Tech_Romancer1 27d ago edited 27d ago

I don’t know if you played yoshi island ds

Doesn't matter. We know you didn't play it. Even grade schoolers that play these games don't make these ridiculous interpretations. It is seriously sad kids that haven't reached adolescence have better media literacy than you.

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u/donteven0809 27d ago

It’s sad that you can’t properly debunk it and are gonna instead pass to empty insults

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u/Tech_Romancer1 27d ago

has kept up with the Mario cast

What do you mean, 'kept up with the Mario cast'. DK has never directly fought Mario before and everything demonstrated by the characters makes it clear DK is significantly physically stronger.

And stop talking about that moon feat. Its a gag scene and this is made clear from the properties of the moon. Taking it seriously just makes you come off as lacking any common sense.

yoshi who created a consolation of stars

We know not to take anything you say seriously from this point forward.