r/DeathBattleMatchups • u/Worth-Floor9004 • 28d ago

Memes and Joke Matchups Boy surely this won’t piss people off

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u/bunker_man 28d ago

Mario is like wall level though and dk is like... maybe small building if you are generous. None of that justifies acting like k rool is massively strong.

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u/carl-the-lama 28d ago

Nope

Fucking cosmic events for Mario…

Also most of the obstacles that seem wall level that Mario faces…

Are magical as FUCK

The Mario universe is so fuckign weird

WEIRDDDD

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u/bunker_man 28d ago

No, Mario being wall level is so core to his character that bricks are literally one of his core pieces of iconography. You can literally just buy Mario brick blocks irl. Mario stays wall level through these cosmic events.

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u/donteven0809 28d ago

To answer your other comment :

So we’re gonna ignore that Diddy scales to Dk and that he had the boost from his rockets (same rockets that let him fly into space in seconds) yes we are

To answer this one : you’re lying and you know that

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u/Tech_Romancer1 27d ago

So we’re gonna ignore

Yes, we ignore people that spout obvious nonsense.

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u/donteven0809 27d ago

Copium unless you meant yourself which yes I should ignore