r/DeathBattleMatchups 1d ago

Memes and Joke Matchups Ghost Rider vs Spinosaurus (Marvel Comics vs Real Life) | Nerfed into the Ground

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u/Beowulf_MacBethson God’s strongest Guts Vs Dimitri Fan ⚔️ 1d ago

Ghost Rider: Feel the pain of everyone you've ever terrorized!

Spino: Oh, the animal that I have become! *tanks it because he regrets his actions too much*

Ghost Rider: somebody get me through this nightmare *dies*

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u/Unusual-Anteater-988 🔥Bowser vs Eggman Fan🥚 1d ago

Both: I CAN'T ESCAPE THIS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL!

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair 1d ago

So what if you can see the darkest side of me?

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u/Fun_EchoEcho4692 Luz Vs Anne Fan 1d ago

Peak Writing

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u/MEGAMARK500 NGL Wiz 1d ago

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u/apple_of_doom 1d ago

Actually new update dropped. The spino actually never managed to hurt anything so the stare still does nothing

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u/Orange-Fedora ​ Rexy vs Bruce fan 1d ago

Spinosaurus soloes cause each update makes it more fascinating instead of making me gnash my teeth in comedic anger.

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u/Kaiser_Isaiah_Foo Ash-Greninja vs Ninja Trained Siegfried Fanatic 1d ago

Ghost Rider riding a Spino however.

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u/No-Entertainment5599 1d ago

Hey, so you know how there's a dinosaur version of the Marvel universe (the one where T-Rex Doom is from) ?

Wouldn't it be funny if Ghost Rider/Johnny Blaze's variant was a spinosaur ?

(Technically we've seen a dinosaur variant of Ghost Rider but he's apparently from another dinosaur universe)

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u/Moidada77 1d ago

Nah that's a tyranosaurine skull.

Spino is cooked

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u/Femagaro 1d ago

T Rider my beloved.

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u/kinjorex101 1d ago

Spider-Man/Peter Parker fans: First time?

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u/Emotional_Emu_5901 1d ago

Sucks as a fan of both

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u/Wide_Elderberry_4516 1d ago

can someone explain the Spinosaurus thing for me ?

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u/g_fan34 1d ago

People think that new scientific discoveries are "nerfing" it like it isn't an actual animal current spinosaurus is far more interesting and cooler than an oversized baryonyx(no disrespect to my baby boy) with back bling

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u/Wide_Elderberry_4516 1d ago

ok, thank you for answearing

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u/g_fan34 1d ago

Here's an image and the link to where I found it in case of low quality https://dinopedia.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000126067/r/4400000000000777309

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u/Vlatka_Eclair 1d ago

Now I see why you guys said nerfed to the ground

It went from Crocodile trex to duck with down syndrome

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u/g_fan34 1d ago

Nah he's cooler like this plus he's still in the top 5 largest carnivores to ever walk the planet

It's main prey would be fish as big as a car and it had to defend itself against large crocodylomorphs and carcharodontosaurids and especially based on the amount of teeth we recovered was clearly successful

you can buy spinosaurus teeth for at lowest around 10 GBP meaning they're abundant and while that is in part due to good depositional environments they were clearly doing something right if they're that common

In conclusion don't diss my boy for having style he's not a bum he's just the goat and it's an animal not a movie monster evolution doesn't care for what we think is cool you just gotta appreciate it for what it is

(I can't read Spanish? but use deductive reasoning)

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u/Moidada77 1d ago

An animal with very scant remains whose major fossils were destroyed in ww2.

It was portrayed as an unstoppable monster in JP3 but subsequent discoveries have knocked it down while new t rex discoveries basically made t rex go from 6 to 9 tons and go super saiyan.

The "nerfing" aspect is mainly from enthusiasts upset that their favourite murder dino was less murdery than thought initially.

But it's more of a case of too many people studying the same animal from extremely fragmentary remains and coming to their own conclusions.

This thing is actually super common in paleontology but Spinosaurus got the spotlight due to its popularity.

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u/L0raz-Thou-R0c0n0 1d ago

Lets not forget, Spinosaurus was still a formidable dinosaur in every aspect.

It is still considered among the largest theropod dinosaurs to have ever lived, it hunted fish the size of small cars, had industrial meat hooks for claws and it is the only theropod to have lived alongside another gigantic theropod (Carcharodontosaurus).

Its just that people compare it to T. Rex which is literally the biggest and strongest theropod there is in the fossil record.

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u/Moidada77 1d ago

Yeah t rex is an unfair comparison with probably a true form somewhere that nerfs competitors and buffs itself everytime it is beaten on screen

It's recent rival paleoloxodon has been nerfed from 22 tons to 14 tons.

So yeah I think t rex has a true form pulling bullshit anyway.

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u/Tiga_of_Darkness 1d ago

Peak AF, ngl

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u/Outrageous-Farmer-42 1d ago

Spino claps, ez. Size advantage.

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u/IronsteveX 1d ago

My goat are washed

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u/Joemama0375 Cyn vs Malware Fan 1d ago

The Spino wins easily. He has more animal I have become edits

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u/benjaminisbroken 1d ago

This is essentially Monster by Skillet vs Animal I have Become by Three Days Grace

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u/supersusdude2 1d ago

GR Solos unless he stupidly attempts to use the penance stare on the Spinosaur, that thing's just an animal trying to survive and as such, regrets nothing.

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u/Initial-Employer1255 1d ago edited 23h ago

Much like the Spino vs Rex matchup, the terrain would shift the matchup to either side's favour.

Hellfire chains would have almost no effect on a Spinosaurus and would just be like trying to kill it with a spear. Ghost Rider's motorcycle will just flood out, and the Spino is obviously immune to the Penance Stare because again, not only is it not a sapient being, but also because it would most likely fail at a mirror test. And Spino is literally the largest theropod to ever live, so I'm sure a Spino could tank the damage from Ghost Rider's weapons.

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u/phyticum 22h ago

Spinosaurus has evolution ability, meaningit can constantly gain new abilities. And while inferior, it does somewhat scale to a pre-amped T.Rex making it low Omnipotent. Yeah Spino clears