I’ll go first- Pitmommy: I wish I could have a child. Pitbull: I wish I could have a child.

Heard about this nauseating product tonight on Last Week Tonight— the “Mutt Butt” dog toy. Just read the official product description:

“ MUTT BUTTS are the world's most unique dog toys! This handmade, patent pending toy is scented like a dog's backside, but humans can't smell it! Thank goodness! Treat your dog to the toy that is EVERY DOG'S DESIRE! “

Nutters have finally done it! They’ve patented fucking DOG ASS flavor. I give up. 🤦🏻‍♂️

I know not all dog owners do this but wtf. Why does this have to be the picture they use 😭. It just makes me want to brush my teeth. In the words of Ross Geller "Why on the lips?!"

People aren't supposed to bring dogs into the welcome center, but here we have a pitbull with its leash on the floor...

Stupid people being dumb and ignorant obviously. Those people that go "never Muh dog" until it is. My comment was on a poultry sub, kindly explaining that the sheer amount of "dogs killing my birds" posts are in DIRECT contrast of whatever the fuck they're trying to preach, and this. This is what I get... for trying to educate people and protect an animal..... mkay go find a nice cactus to make friends with

Seen in a veterinarian’s office. Not everyone likes mutts.

In US, dog related fatalities are over 10x more common than snake fatalities. And unlike dogs, snakes here mind their own business, yet dog nutters are quick to kill these snakes.

I have too many dog lovers on my facebook...

Dogs do not need their own menu!