r/Eyebleach • u/Siliziumwesen • 23h ago
My Boy Mr.Miyagi (we call him Migi) lying down in his favourite pose. [OC]
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u/mvms 16h ago
I fail to believe that you only have one nickname for him. Dish. Tell us the depth of his names.
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u/Siliziumwesen 14h ago
We call him Migi and he for some reason listens to Stinky and Stupee, because he is cute but sometimes dumb as a rock. He has lot of titles/achievements though. Potsmasher, Pandestroyer, Phoneyeeter, Sofaninja, Scaredy Cat (he is sometimes afraid of random things like a napkin or his catbed, when it stands somewhere else, etc.), Toast Scatterer (he broke of the lid of the breadbox and scatered toast everywhere), Lockpicker (broke the child proof lock from the kitchen cabinet that holds his food), Toiletflusher (he is no longer allowed in the bathroom since he really likes to flush the toilet for some reason). And countless more titles
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u/seeyatellite 15h ago
He doin’ a Superman…
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u/Siliziumwesen 13h ago
Well he always jumps from the top of the cattree. Maybe he tried to lift off lol. When he was a kitten he jumped directly on my privat parts and damn that hurted. He barely weighted 1kg back then. Now he is at 6,5kg. That would be devastating.
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u/weird_edgy_username 23h ago
OP, is your name Daniel by any chance
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u/Siliziumwesen 23h ago
Lol no. But my little brother is named daniel, also my cousin
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u/weird_edgy_username 23h ago
Does the cat know karate
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u/Siliziumwesen 23h ago
Yeah, somewhat at least. He always makes walljumps at any opportunity he sees.
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u/Siliziumwesen 23h ago
He is again lying down like that. Just caught him mid yawn