r/Fantasy_Football 9d ago

Miscellaneous I love when fantasy football names provide such amazing moments

448 Upvotes

I drafted Nabers, Penix, and Cam Little, and since I have the maturity of a 12 year old, I did what anyone would do in this situation and named my team "The Nabers Little Penix." Giddy as could be, I told my wife that's what I named the team.

"I don't get it."

"You don't get the Nabers Little Penix? Good, I knew I chose wisely."

And then I just started cracking up like a madman while she was looking at me like wtf is this guy on right now lol

What are some of your favorite team names??

r/Fantasy_Football 1d ago

Miscellaneous Everyone calm down... It's week one

452 Upvotes

Everyone calm down. It's week one. The first 2-3 weeks of the season is the new presea for Star players. You don't need to bench them or flip them. Just be happy if they end the week healthy.

r/Fantasy_Football 9d ago

Miscellaneous Using Quadruple or Triple RB Strat no matter what happens tomorrow.

119 Upvotes

I draft tomorrow night from the 3 spot in 12 man full PPR with 2 flex, and Im DEAD SET on drafting 4 RBs in a row.

1.3 Gibbs 2.10 Brown/Bucky 3.3 Kyren/Kamara/Hampton 4.10 Conner/Chuba/Henderson

With a chance for somebody like DK/Sutton/Ridley/Worthy, etc as WR1 and somebody like Meyers/Pearsall/Diggs/Egbuka as WR 2. Along with every midround WR I can grab before r10.

If none of r4 guys are there, you still end up with strong WRs left to smash... but I'm GOING TO GO RB AT 4.

Not wavering from this no matter what happens and I'm convinced this is my best shot at winning the league.

r/Fantasy_Football 7d ago

Miscellaneous What was your biggest fantasy mistake this year?

70 Upvotes

Mine was taking Tee Higgins instead of Brock Bowers in the 3rd round of a Superflex draft.

r/Fantasy_Football 8d ago

Miscellaneous Take Lamb 3rd overall if Chase and Bijan are gone?.5 PPR

82 Upvotes

Drafting 3rd in a 10-t.eam .5 PPR tonight. Assuming Chase and Bijan go, am I crazy for taking Lamb 3rd? I don’t think Saquon will repeat and JJ has the injury concern. What do you think?

Edit: Went with Gibbs, got Nico in the 2nd, BTJ in the 3rd and Kamara in the 4th. Feel good about it!

r/Fantasy_Football 1d ago

Miscellaneous Derrick Henry won my fantasy Matchup. He wasn’t even on my crew.

469 Upvotes

Going into tonights game, both me and my opponents had no players for monday nights game between Chicago and Minnesota, and he needed Derrick Henry to score 31 points to beat me. Nobody Else. Derrick Henry single handily needed 32 points. I was confident watching the Bills-Ravens Game that I could most likely take the win.

Fast forward to the score to about 3 mins left of the game. Derrick Henry is at exactly 32 Points, giving my opponent the lead with 0.8, no matter who won or lost the game, My opponent easily had it in the bag with the way Henry was playing. Then it happened.

Bills forced a fumble on Derrick Henry. It dropped my oppnent down 3 points, and gave me the win at the end of the game.

r/Fantasy_Football 1d ago

Miscellaneous What a way to start the season… opener lost by 0.01 points

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309 Upvotes

r/Fantasy_Football 10d ago

Miscellaneous Need a fantasy football name to make fun of my British friend (Offensive names please)

49 Upvotes

Everyone else in the league is American FYI. He’s a Washington Commanders fan.

r/Fantasy_Football 1d ago

Miscellaneous Was projected 132 points. Barely made half that…

129 Upvotes

Every single player underperformed

Bo nix Saquon Jerome ford McConkey Xavier worthy - damn it kelce Trey McBride Mike Evans Steelers defense Tampa kicker

Of course deebo doubled but sitting on my bench

r/Fantasy_Football 1d ago

Miscellaneous 81 point game holy cow, what a freaking game 🔥

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241 Upvotes

r/Fantasy_Football 5d ago

Miscellaneous The amount of overthinking that is happening NEEDS to stop

68 Upvotes

play your starters. dont play the guys you had a feeling on a took a late round flier on. play the guys you know, wait a week or two on players you are unsure of. IT'S WEEK ONE nobody knows anything. ill step down from my soapbox but good gravy people...

r/Fantasy_Football 7d ago

Miscellaneous Yahoo sports gave me a D- and projected me at 1-13

59 Upvotes

My team is as follow in the order they were drafted(I was the last pick in a snake draft). How cooked am I? Johnathan Taylor Josh Jacobs Terry Mclaurin Joe Burrow Jameson Williams Cortland Sutton David Montgomery Jaylen Waddle Chris Godwin Kyle Pitts Michael Pittman Caleb Williams Rashod Bateman Quinshon Judkins Isiah Likely Buffalo D Isaac Teslaa Kyle Williams

r/Fantasy_Football 9d ago

Miscellaneous Punted on RB due to the my favorites slipping. How did I do?

27 Upvotes

QB: Lamar

RB: KW3 Dobbins-> Charb, Ray Davis, Ollie Gordon, Spears

WR: Chase, AJB, Worthy, Egbuka, Pearsall -> Downs and Mims

TE: Tyler Warren -> Mason Taylor

1 QB 2 RB 3 WR 1 TE 2 Flex, Full PPR 4pt Passing TD

The little arrow is to my bench pieces

r/Fantasy_Football 8d ago

Miscellaneous Is it dumb to take Saquon 1.01 because I like him?

42 Upvotes

I got the first pick in one of my redraft leagues this year, and I've had Saquon both years I've been in this league. I loved him on the Giants even before I started playing fantasy so I especially had a lot of fun watching him last year, and I would hate to see him on someone else's team. I think Jamarr has a better chance of repeating his success last season, but I would really miss starting Saquon this year. Idk should I do what I think is the smart thing and say fuck it and go with my boy

r/Fantasy_Football 8d ago

Miscellaneous Took Nabers 1.07 in a moment of madness over Henry, CMC and Jacobs. 10 man half ppr, having a classic overreaction, wanted to get peoples thoughts?

23 Upvotes

This is what I need up with. I’m not happy with how I started but felt like I got some value late. What do you guys think? K and DEF I plan on streaming week to week.

QB: Jalen Hurts

RB: Chase Brown, James Cook, Tyrone Tracy, De’Andre Swift

WR: Malik Nabers, DJ Moore, Stefon Diggs, Matthew Golden, George Pickens, Ricky Pearsall

TE: Evan Engram, Kyle Pitts

D/ST: Dolphins

K: Brandon McManus

r/Fantasy_Football 4d ago

Miscellaneous Should I drop Rodgers and pick up Penix off the waiver wire?

38 Upvotes

I have Rodgers as my back up qb, but I’m not sure how good he will be on the steelers. Penix also has a lot of rushing upside compared to Rodgers’s which is virtually nonexistent.

r/Fantasy_Football 12d ago

Miscellaneous I play "reverse" fantasy football with my friend every year

211 Upvotes

Just thought others might find it interesting/humorous, so figured I'd share here :)

The goal is to score as few points as possible every week. You get big penalties to your score if you start a player who gets 0 points (QB 20, RB/WR/TE 6, Def/Kicker 8). The goal is to start players who really suck or barely play, but they still touch the ball every game. Our first round picks are almost always all defense and QBs, since there are loads of RB/WR/TE to find, but only so many bad defenses/QBs, and it helps to be able to pick a defense playing against the best offenses each week. The game is a lot trickier than you'd expect, because you really have to skirt the line to find those key players that get just a few touches per game, but aren't playing many redzone plays or other "boom or bust" scenarios, because getting TDs is disastrous. Also, anytime a starter gets injured early in a game and your backup guy starts playing way more, that's usually bad news for that week and an instant drop.

Other rules/clarifications:
--Players that get targets but no catches do not incur the penalty (the perfect WR in this mode is someone targeted exactly once who drops the ball, or better yet catches the ball and then fumbles it, or gets tackled for a big loss).
--Players that get positive and then negative yards to net their overall score to 0 also do not incur the penalty.
--QBs only incur the penalty if they do not play in the game or if they exclusively hand the ball off with 0 rush/pass attempts. Usually this means we have to play one of the starting QBs, but sometimes if we can find a hack for a QB that is reliably playing a few relief snaps or splitting time with another QB, that can be a league winner.
--We have a bit of a "gentleman's agreement" not to intentionally take the penalty in situations where it guarantees a win. I.e. if you are ahead enough that removing all your Monday night players and taking the penalty would still get you the win, we try to still play our normal players anyways just for the fun/chaos of it, since they can sometimes pop off and get multiple TDs and cause you a loss, but that's the fun of the game!

r/Fantasy_Football 3d ago

Miscellaneous I have Aj Brown and Worthy on my starting lineup

69 Upvotes

Please send help 😭

r/Fantasy_Football 8d ago

Miscellaneous Got roped into fantasy this year. How did I do.

47 Upvotes

How did I do with my pick. 12 man League. I was 12th

QB: Bo Nix

RB: Derrick Henry, James cook

WR: Nico Collin’s, DJ Moore

TE: David Njoku

W/R/T: Tony Pollard, Xavier worthy

Kicker: Brandon Aubry

Def: Baltimore

Bench: JJ Mcarthy, Quinshon Judkins, Demario Douglas, Chris Goodwin, Xavier Legette, chug Okonkwo

1 QB 2 RB 2 WR 1 TE 2 Flex 1 K 1 Def Full PPR

The little arrow is to my bench pieces

r/Fantasy_Football 10d ago

Miscellaneous I did it! I managed to do a CIN stack

47 Upvotes

Eight team league, so maybe not all that special, but I had the 1.1 and decided "why not". Got Chase first and then Higgins & Burrow at the turn. Maybe it'll bite me in the end, but it'll be really funny if it works. :)

r/Fantasy_Football 5d ago

Miscellaneous Fantasy names that aren’t player names mashups

3 Upvotes

Hey y’all! Football tomorrow and I can’t wait to sit on my ass till February and watch football. That being said all I see are team names that are player riffs and I was hoping for some team name ideas that aren’t that. I’m kinda tired of two gurlies one kupp and my ball zach ertz TYIA

r/Fantasy_Football 6d ago

Miscellaneous should I go CMC or Henry for the first pick? 12 person, kept btj

2 Upvotes

Gonna draft soon. Tryna decide if my first pick should be Henry or CMC (assuming Gibbs will be taken). I want to pick an RB

Editing to add third pick and half ppr

Edit to say I got Gibbs!

r/Fantasy_Football 10d ago

Miscellaneous I built a tool to grade picks. Here’s what I learned (and why my “great” picks still finished 7th)

12 Upvotes

This offseason I got obsessed with figuring out what actually matters in fantasy football drafts. My friend and I wrote a script to pull ESPN league data, grade every draft pick, and analyze start/sit decisions.

The results were humbling:

  • My 2024 draft graded out as the 4th best in my league… but I still finished 7th 😅
  • My biggest bust: Davante Adams
  • Best steal: Joe Burrow in the 6th
  • Takeaway: Drafting well didn’t matter because I missed every meaningful FA pickup

Our champion:

  • Drafted CMC 1.01, traded him for Puka during injury
  • Hit on sleepers like Addison and Dowdle
  • Played a perfect playoff lineup

The analysis made me realize how much luck and in-season moves matter more than draft “strategy.”

I’m curious:

  • Have you ever broken down your drafts like this?
  • What patterns or mistakes did you find from 2024?

(If anyone wants to see their own league broken down, I put the tool in the comments. Built it out of frustration with my own bad drafting.)

r/Fantasy_Football 1d ago

Miscellaneous Fantasy Football makes me wanna kill my self

0 Upvotes

Im in 3 leagues lost EVERY ONE OF THEM chase 4 points Hampton 8 points walker 8 points St brown 8 points higgins 8 points pollard 7 points like wtf are the odds of me taking it up the ass in all 3 leagues im genuinely considering being done wiht this becuase it always ruins my mood.

r/Fantasy_Football 10d ago

Miscellaneous Why drafting handcuffs is not a great idea.

0 Upvotes

Most fantasy football “experts” will tell you that you should draft handcuff running backs. They will not only tell you to draft your handcuffs, but to also draft other manager’s handcuffs to “hold them over their head”. It is true that you can get a league winner if you draft the right handcuff, but there are several reasons why this isn’t a great idea.

They can clog up your bench

How many bench spots does your league have? Not counting dynasty, which is a completely different beast, most fantasy leagues have between four and seven bench spots. If you are on the lower end of that scale, rostering even two handcuffs will take away a significant part of your bench and leave you with little flexibility. If you are on the higher end, three handcuffs will clutter your bench. You are basically trading roster flexibility, bye week fill ins and the ability to stash players on your bench for a few handcuffs.

Handcuffs depend on an injury happening

The only value a true handcuff has is if an injury happens. A player that has stand alone value is not a handcuff. For example, David Montgomery isn’t Jahmyr Gibbs’s handcuff, he has value even when Gibbs is healthy, he just has huge contingent value if Gibbs misses time. Will Shipley is Saquon Barkley’s handcuff, as he has little to no value when Barkley is healthy. The only way a handcuff like Shipley is valuable is if Barkley gets injured, but you can’t bet that an injury will happen. Even in Barkley’s situation, where he was the touch leader last year, you can’t assume an injury.

Handcuffs have to avoid an injury themselves

Last year Christian McCaffrey got injured and his handcuff Jordan Mason looked like a league winner, that was until Mason himself got injured. Through seven games last year, Mason was on a pace to have over 1800 total yards and seven TDs, then he got injured. He certainly gave an early season boost to the manager that got him, but he did nothing for them in the second half of the season. Jordan Mason was even is a situation where handcuffing made sense, as Christian McCaffrey dealt with an injury throughout training camp.

The handcuff isn’t guaranteed to get all of the work

Most people assume that if a bell cow back goes down, all the work will go to the backup, but it is just as likely that the situation will turn into a timeshare if the main starter goes down. Early in my fantasy career, I decided to grab Dalvin Cook’s handcuff, because he always got injured late in the year, and it would give me an addition stud player on my roster. The problem is that when he did get injured, all the work didn’t go to his handcuff, Alexander Mattison, the backfield split into a timeshare with Mike Boone getting touches as well. There is no guarantee that the sure fire handcuff will not end up in a time share. I also held handcuffs in the past that led me to drop players that were more valuable later on. I remember early in 2020 I dropped a poorly performing rookie WR rather than a handcuff, that rookie WR ended up being Justin Jefferson and the handcuff played behind a running back that didn’t get injured.

There are opportunity costs in your draft

In 2023, rather than picking a late handcuff, I decided to draft a young WR on a team that was pretty bad the previous year and they looked like they would be bad again that year. This young WR was Nico Collins in his breakout year. I watched him play a few games the year before and he looked impressive even with really bad QB play, so I took a flier on him. Another young WR I was able to pick up because I didn’t have handcuffs clogging my bench was Puka Nacua in his rookie year. I don’t think any combination of handcuffs would have given me the value of those two players.

Handcuffs are backups for a reason

Most of the time, a handcuff is at best a low level starter in the NFL. There are some instances where there is a really good running back languishing on the bench, but they are quite rare. There aren’t too many Tyler Allgeier’s or Jordan Mason’s out there. You are more likely to get a guy like Alexander Mattison or Jerome Ford at best, who are adequate starters, but they won’t win you a championship. If you handcuff your own back, even if an injury happens, you’re not getting a good return for the injured player. If Chase Brown goes down, his handcuff isn’t going to return the value you need to make up for that injury.

It's not always clear who the handcuff is

Look at the Houston Texans this year. Do we know who the handcuff truly is? Which back are you taking? I think we could see either Nick Chubb, Dameon Pierce or Woody Marks end up being the most valuable back while Mixon is out. We also don’t know if or when Mixon will return this year. A situation where the starter has dealt with an injury or multiple injuries through training camp and preseason is one of the spots where I would grab a handcuff, but even here, we simply don’t know who is the best player to get. My gut says Nick Chubb, but he isn’t the player he used to be.

What am I doing in respect to handcuffs

There are only two situations where I will pick a handcuff. The first is if the starter has dealt with injury issues throughout training camp and the preseason. Basically, the Joe Mixon situation, but I still want a clearcut handcuff. This type of player works best if you go zero RB or hero RB in your draft. The second situation is handcuffing the previous year’s touch leader. There is such a history of touch leaders missing a significant number of games the next year, that it is a good bet taking them. If you don’t draft this player, keep an eye out to see if other manager’s drop him. Otherwise, I am avoiding handcuffs in my draft.

EDIT: A handcuff is a RB that only has a path to fantasy relevancy if the starter goes down. This would be someone like Will Shipley in Philadelphia. He isn't taking the starting job from Saquon Barkley. A guy like Bucky Irving, that took the starting job from Rachaad White was not a handcuff, he is in fact the type of player you should draft instead of a handcuff. Irving won the job from White, which was a second path beyond the injury path to become fantasy relevant.