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u/MattSkeet 1d ago
People speaking so quietly when they’re in a convertible with the top down.
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u/Timothahh 1d ago
It’s computers making all sorts of beeps and blips for every single thing that happens on screen that bothers me to no end
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u/conpatricko 5h ago
Yeah this is pretty distracting and egregious. Maybe they could get away with that shit in 1999, but they really should err on the side of realism in depicting user interfaces since 99% of people that watch movies use these devices daily.
It’s also wild seeing shitty UI in shows like the new season of Dexter, which clearly has a massive budget. Like… really? Is it intentional, part of the charm? A throwback to the OG Dexter that was super guilty of that, back when the budget and standards in television were lower?
It’s embarrassing. It’s incredibly easy to mock up a perfectly native looking UI.
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u/kurtcanine 1d ago
Jesus Christ guys this isn’t a serious critique about movies. It’s a meta reference to the format of the meme.
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u/4011isbananas 1d ago
Classic meme too. Great post OP. Though it probably would be better received in a different subreddit.
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u/AdeptBackground6245 1d ago
Also the rear view mirrors off the windshield when shooting the front seat passengers.
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u/Smartnership 1d ago
And they look away from the road for way too long while driving
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u/foghillgal 17h ago
Funny thing is they look away 20 seconds talking to someone in the back and then just when you think they're going back to the road they open the glove comportement with head down or start talking to the guy next to them without even glancing forward. All in a single long cut. They must be that magical autopilot :-).
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u/ghostfaceschiller 1d ago
I mean you just said why
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u/Buzstringer 1d ago
Why do they make the car bigger just so the Rock can actually fit it in? ... Oh wait
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u/Agnionfire 1d ago
You'll only know when you shoot a car scene. You quickly realise that there are only so many places that you can shoot from.
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u/SpideyFan914 22h ago
For me it's when the actor is driving a car but keeps looking at the passenger. Eyes on the road!
I have had many conversations while driving a car, and I do not look at the person I'm talking to.
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u/TheCrudMan Creative Director 1d ago
We did this in a student film and it bothered me even then when we did it and now I always notice it.
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u/tangodeep 1d ago
Putting cars on a trailer and simulating them driving in real life. Worse still is when they CG a lame moving background in there while we watch the driver have a direct face to face conversation with another actor while going 60 mph while yanking the steering wheel from left to right.
If they did that in real life the car would’ve flipped and killed them.
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u/FlarblesGarbles 22h ago
All the sounds guns make. I hate it. Why does a gun have to click and clunk constantly when just being held? It's infuriating and sometimes ruins the experience of a movie or TV show for me.
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u/Zoanyway 21h ago
In one of the Bourne movies, somebody* added a hammer-cocking noise to Bourne's Glock when he thrusts it towards the face of his antagonist. Took me right out.
*sound designer may well have done this under orders of the director, producer, who knows.
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u/the_timps 8h ago
I like the "may". As if you're secretly scared of rogue foley artists never seeking director input and just adding whatever sounds they want to the movie.
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u/Vuelhering production sound 23h ago
Countdown bomb timers that beep, along with other really fake sounds added.
Another annoying one is dramatic action sequences that throw in a pounding heartbeat sound. Ugh.
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u/Historical_View_772 3h ago
Nobody sits there thinking these are genuine film critiques right?
Anyway, my answer is when people are texting and it’s always the first message they’ve ever seemingly sent.
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u/j0shj0shj0shj0sh 1d ago
I have seen quite a few moments, when a character is about to throw up or vomit, and they put their hands over their mouths.
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u/BillyPilgrim1234 1d ago
Huh? That also happens in real life to minimize the damage when not near a toilet
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u/j0shj0shj0shj0sh 1d ago edited 1d ago
So, are you saying that people puke into their hands, and like catch it and hold it? Have you seen that? I've seen this in movies where they are outside or in a bathroom so they have options. And there is usually a cut, and then you hear a lot of puking sounds. If someone is really going to vomit that much in those situations, puking on your hand only adds to your problems and does not feel like a natural reaction.
The point is, whenever I see it in a movie it makes me think they are acting sick, and not actually sick.
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u/ALIENANAL 1d ago
I have done it plenty of times. I'm racing down stairs knowing I'm going to throw up and then I start throwing up so i naturally throw my hands over my mouth so I am not just pouring out vomit everywhere.
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u/BillyPilgrim1234 1d ago
Exactly, a lot of the time backfires and you swallow the vomit or it squirts out of your hand lol
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u/j0shj0shj0shj0sh 1d ago
Interesting. And did you successfully catch it in your hands and stop it from contacting anything else?
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u/ALIENANAL 1d ago
Of course not, that's like trying to catch water from a hose... But it was a natural reaction to throw my hands up to my mouth.
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u/j0shj0shj0shj0sh 1d ago
So... plenty of times you have put your hand in front of a vomit stream knowing it does nothing?
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u/ALIENANAL 1d ago
It does do something. Rather than the entire stream of vomit down the hallway it's now on me and my hands and face.
The other day a friend of mine broke his nose at a gig and he told me it was the first time he ever had a nose bleed. I was amazed because I grew up having nose bleeds all the time. In relation to what we are talking about I throw up a lot.
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u/ronaldraygun91 20h ago
Just take the L on this one, my guy
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u/j0shj0shj0shj0sh 20h ago edited 20h ago
Sure. I'll take an L, as in Lol. Vomiting all over your hand before it hits the ground isn't winning.
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u/AcreaRising4 1d ago
if things like this bother you, it’s a crap movie.
As an old professor of mine used to put it: “if they’re concentrating on [insert random bullshit here] instead of your story, you’ve fucked up”.