r/Firefighting Texas FF/EMT/HazMat Tech Jan 22 '25

General Discussion Reasons For Calls

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Saw someone ask what all we do besides fire. Here’s a list the shifts add to for dumb calls. It was started a few months ago

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u/SpicyRockConnoisseur Jan 22 '25

I’ve got bedbugs all over and inside me. I’m pooping them out and they are exiting my eyes and ears

Uhhh fuck the fire dept bro needs an exorcist

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u/NaarNoordenMan VFD Chaplain Jan 22 '25

You called?