Reasons For Calls

[u/Peaches0k]

Saw someone ask what all we do besides fire. Here’s a list the shifts add to for dumb calls. It was started a few months ago

[u/Reasonable_Abroad778]

I had a 0230 call for tooth pain. When we got there she asked if we had any floss. She had been using a dental pick when the floss string broke off between her teeth, and she didn't have any more. When I told her that we don't carry floss she said "All that truck and you ain't got no floss?".

[u/[deleted] → u/Reasonable_Abroad778]

Well, did you get it out?

[u/Chicago_Avocado → u/Reasonable_Abroad778]

Funny. I get that complaint a lot in bed.