r/Firefighting 7d ago

General Discussion Whats your departments dumbest/strangest policy?

So i come from a military background and I know how stupid some policies can be. Our department has a few i can think of but I wanted to here from the community, what is your departments dumbest/strangest legitimate policy?

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u/Hungry-Trust-3245 6d ago

A specific policy against masturbation on duty.

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u/Hungry-Trust-3245 6d ago

We also have a policy stating not to put a finger in a dolphins blowhole,

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u/username67432 6d ago

Place sounds like a prison on planet bullshit!