r/FullScorpion • u/Khaztr • 8d ago

Pro wrestling gone wrong

225 Upvotes

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u/Omniscientcy 8d ago

And just like that, he's become a parallelogram.

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u/YesHaveSome77 8d ago

I think you mean a parapallelogram.

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u/Companyman118 8d ago

Would have been a paraplegic, but he stayed in good shape.

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u/goodeyemighty 8d ago

A pair o’ parallelograms.

18

u/South_Psychology7646 8d ago

He dead

9

u/JAnonymous5150 8d ago

Nah, his shoes are still on. He's good.

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u/franzeusq 8d ago

That leg moved in spasm.

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u/Subject_Reception681 8d ago

God as my witness, he's broken in half

9

u/Comfortable_You_5195 8d ago

Scorpion wins, FINISH HIM!

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u/mrhappy1010 8d ago

What happened to the dude? Any updates

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u/Glovermann 8d ago

This was about 12 years ago. He suffered serious injuries to his head and spine, but amazingly didn't have permanent effects. At the time he wrestled as "Charade", now he's "Zenshi" and according to Cagematch last wrestled in April

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u/mrhappy1010 8d ago

Whoa…amazing he recovered

5

u/Elyoshida 8d ago

Amazing he kept wrestling

2

u/flyinghairball 8d ago

I think I would have found a new line of work after that one.

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u/mrhappy1010 7d ago

Yes I would have switched careers if that happened to me.

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u/NormalPreference3191 8d ago

Classic! Scorpion hall of fame!

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u/Past-Establishment93 8d ago

Bring in the stretcher

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u/MunkyMan33 8d ago

I think my quick tensing up reaction paralyzed me too 

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u/NintendoFungi 8d ago

Good god!

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 8d ago

And the crowd goes….. silent🤣

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u/Plus_Bake_9172 8d ago

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn! (In my Chris Tucker voice)

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u/Kookytoo 8d ago

Holy shit! Miracle he can move

2

u/Ill-Environment-9816 8d ago

Ven que si sirve persinarse

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u/rudoffhess 8d ago

I’m glad his legs still seem to work

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u/Superhhung 8d ago

His other leg doesn't work anymore, it is bent backwards.

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u/AdChemical4429 8d ago

Rubber band head 😂

1

u/Ok-Research-5875 8d ago

IQ went from 75 to -3 in 2 seconds!

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u/GasLongjumping130 8d ago

broken neck right there.

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u/patrickkdev 6d ago

makes the sign of the cross then proceeds to fucking oblitarate his neck

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u/WolfAndOak 5d ago

"Pro"

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u/TreeJay55 5d ago

Beat me to it.

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u/Far-Jury-2742 4d ago

Someone get that man some ice!

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u/Far-Jury-2742 4d ago

He sucked the life out that room!

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u/__-1-__-1-__ 4d ago

Hey you guys!

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u/bows_and_toes 4d ago

He faked that scorpion

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u/Ob1s_dark_side 8d ago

How is he not paralysed

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u/YesHaveSome77 8d ago

Don't you know all wrestling is fake?

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u/ThatGoob 8d ago

How'd they fake gravity?

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u/YesHaveSome77 8d ago

Ketchup packets

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u/patrickkdev 6d ago

Wrestling being fake doesn't mean his fall on his neck was fake lol

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u/YesHaveSome77 6d ago

I'm assuming you missed where I said they faked the gravity with ketchup packets?

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u/Hawks_12 8d ago

My favorite part of wrestling is dumb ass prop referee. Like they are really only there to tap the mat three times. That’s it. That’s their whole job. But they can’t just stand there the whole time so they are always counting to ten.

But if they get to ten they just have to count longer because disqualification isn’t in the script.