Paul with a profound message this morning

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[u/starfleetdropout6]

"ChatGPT, give me five ways to say 'practice makes perfect' to make me sound smart.

Love, Paul."

[u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk → u/starfleetdropout6]

He’s definitely one of those people that uses Chat as a “side piece”.

[u/Queen_Of_Left_Turns → u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk]

I first heard of people doing this within the last few weeks. I am very anti-clanker and the whole idea of that sounds like a book that belongs in r/badscificovers.

[u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk → u/Queen_Of_Left_Turns]

Wait until you hear about r/MyboyfriendisAI…..

[u/PrinceEcho → u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk]

Wow, what a rabbit hole

[u/justadorkygirl → u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk]

😳

I don’t even know what to say about that. Just…wow. Wow wow wow.

…wow.

[u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk → u/justadorkygirl]

I thought they were taking the piss and the more I read the more I thought no…dear god no…they’re serious…

[u/justadorkygirl → u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk]

It’s the next morning and the knowledge that people are serious about that is still there 😭 might have to spend some quality time with r/brainbleach this morning, lol!

[u/PityPartySommelier → u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk]

You know, I'm at a time in my life where I could do with hearing someone say they love me, I'm gorgeous etc but I am just too tired to have to deal with another physical presence in my space 🤔

AI boyfriend sounds tempting ngl

[u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk → u/PityPartySommelier]

Honestly, I understand it. The world feels exceptionally cruel and isolating nowadays. It can be hard to find someone nowadays to even express “happy you’re here”.

[u/raspberryconverse → u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk]

Happy you're here 🤗

[u/Secret-Employee-8141 → u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk]

There is an article in the most recent issue of Wired about this… it was horribly sad

[u/teriety → u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk]

He is basically Randy in the new episode of South Park

[u/gpedp → u/starfleetdropout6]

His one true friend always has great insights.

[u/hic_sunt_leones_ → u/starfleetdropout6]

I had to try this and HOLY SHIT, lmaoooo. These were the top 10. Looks like he just picked pieces from what chatGPT spit out and mashed them together.

"Focused repetition builds mastery."

"Stay focused, improve daily."

"Focused effort drives excellence."

"Progress requires focused discipline."

"Focused practice refines skill."

"Focused training breeds precision."

"Excellence demands focused repetition."

"Focused action creates mastery."

"Stay focused, grow sharper."

"Skill thrives on focus."

[u/ziplawmom → u/hic_sunt_leones_]

I have seen every one of these motivational posters.

[u/ArionVulgaris → u/hic_sunt_leones_]

"Dare to soar".

[u/KarisPurr → u/starfleetdropout6]

Crying because this is exactly it

[u/Haus_of_Urquhart]

This is what Paul looks like.

[u/elvie18 → u/Haus_of_Urquhart]

Without fail. This is exactly who Paul is.

[u/managingmischief394 → u/elvie18]

I read this as without flail, and I was thinking that’s all that Paul does… flail!

[u/Low_Piccolo_2149 → u/managingmischief394]

With extra flail!

[u/kindaadulting87 → u/Haus_of_Urquhart]

I was just about to post Stuart as well 😂

[u/scarlettshimmer → u/Haus_of_Urquhart]

But Stuart is funny and lovable

[u/fishymcswims → u/Haus_of_Urquhart]

YES!

[u/HoaryPuffleg → u/Haus_of_Urquhart]

He has as much coordination and control of his body as a 5 year old. It’s nuts.

[u/RetroMamaTV → u/HoaryPuffleg]

Hey, that’s insulting to 5 year olds! I bet a kindergartner could rock Paul in pickle ball

[u/momoko84 → u/Haus_of_Urquhart]

Always perfectly funny and on point.

[u/FartofTexass → u/Haus_of_Urquhart]

And only his mommy is impressed. 

[u/InsomniacEuropean → u/FartofTexass]

Is she though....

[u/blast-hard-cheese19]

I love how he has to rebrand practice as “focused repetition” in an attempt not to sound like a total fucking moron

[u/Idrisdancer → u/blast-hard-cheese19]

Losers practice. Winners do focused repetition

[u/firetrainer11 → u/blast-hard-cheese19]

He still sounds like a moron. You have to repeat things correctly to achieve excellence. Focusing on repeating the same dogshit form means that you become excellent at the dogshit form and therefore, not excellent at the sport.

[u/Fckingross → u/blast-hard-cheese19]

It’s just crazy that he’s doing so much focused repetition and still isn’t winning.

[u/seaglassgirl04]

How about practicing job interviews ???

[u/Top_Jellyfish_ → u/seaglassgirl04]

Can I just say that a husband with an actual job and career is part of the woke agenda 🙏💯

[u/Mr_Conductor_USA → u/Top_Jellyfish_]

For real, the latest tradwife delusional talking point is some Bible verse that supposedly says the wife should be doing all the housework and bringing home the bacon so the headship can lie flat on the recliner all day, apparently.

It's amazing that men can cry that "feminism" made men redundant and then they make themselves redundant, like why should a working mom have to care for an extra 200lbs of manbaby? If you want to be a dad so bad, then be one.

[u/momoko84 → u/Mr_Conductor_USA]

But if the Godly Tradwives™️ are the official Keepers of the Home and Hearth and MLM scheme, then what is left for Godly men like Paul? I feel like they would say 'Biblical Protector', but from what? The queer teen working at the supermarket? The woman working out at the gym in yoga pants? He's not even good at it when his priorities are mainly himself.

[u/VampyreJourno81 → u/Top_Jellyfish_]

But did you repeatedly flip your hair while writing this?

[u/lrlwhite2000]

So I’m a tennis player, not a pickleball player. If I wound up in that position in tennis, I’d be told the following, “You got too close, you need to extend your racket, left arm out for balance.” Is that a thing in pickleball? Is this decent form?

[u/M0therTucker → u/lrlwhite2000]

Awful form. And i'm not even that good, just played in a few casual tournaments with moderate success.

If this is his body position at impact, his timing and feet placement are WAY off

[u/only_zuul21 → u/M0therTucker]

Wow, so you've gone pro!?! I'm assuming you already quit your job to do this full time?

[u/teacherecon → u/M0therTucker]

Yeah, but where is your paper plate trophy? Huh?

[u/thisisthatacct → u/lrlwhite2000]

This is how I would play pickleball too, but the tennis backhand is too ingrained in me to just one hand dink it over. But every video I see (granted the only pickleball videos I see are Paul's) have him facing square down court and never turning his body, just flailing to whatever side the ball is on to hit it back

[u/Significant_Shoe_17 → u/thisisthatacct]

He has no flexibility or core strength, so he just skitters from side to side

[u/RetroMamaTV → u/Significant_Shoe_17]

SKITTERS

[u/Significant_Shoe_17 → u/RetroMamaTV]

Like a praying mantis

[u/RetroMamaTV → u/Significant_Shoe_17]

SKITTERS

[u/-rosa-azul- → u/lrlwhite2000]

I'm neither, but pretty darn good at badminton. Even I can tell his form stinks. You can see some actual pros playing here and while I still think it looks like Big Ping Pong, their form is at least natural and athletic looking, as opposed to Paul's stiff self. https://youtu.be/pthJ1IQPqGE?si=7wBSvporD0jpYVsz

[u/CodeAcceptable385 → u/-rosa-azul-]

Oh my god. I’ve never really seen pickleball being played (or never paid attention). I just watched a little of this video and I had no idea how SLOW THIS GAME IS!!! From all the posts he’s made about how “intense” it is and the action shots he’s taken, I just assumed it was a lot faster paced. More intense. My god. 🤦‍♀️ This is like…slow motion big ping pong.😂😂😂

[u/-rosa-azul- → u/CodeAcceptable385]

Right?! I'm mentally comparing it to Olympic ping pong, which is extremely fast-paced and those people are BEASTS. This is hilarious. I mean go play and have fun if you want, never gonna snark on people getting any kind of exercise that works for them. But as a pro sport, oh man 😂

[u/CodeAcceptable385 → u/-rosa-azul-]

Exactly! Have fun, sure, but making it your career??? Just, no.😝

[u/SunshineAndSquats → u/CodeAcceptable385]

I worked at a gym that had pickle ball courts. The old people who used them would always get in shouting matches over other people being near the court, or whose turn it was to play. So every time I see Pauls posts about “recovering” from pickle ball, I just think about how he’s struggling with a game played by grumpy old people. It is not an athletic game in the slightest.

[u/Significant_Shoe_17 → u/SunshineAndSquats]

That just emphasizes HOW uncoordinated and not athletic he is

[u/Significant_Shoe_17 → u/CodeAcceptable385]

I saw a group playing at the park and had the same thought. It's so gentle?? And dude is acting like he's playing singles tennis against roger federer 😂

[u/justadorkygirl → u/CodeAcceptable385]

I caught a match on TV once when I went out to grab some carryout, and it made me think of slow tennis. Interesting to watch, but no, that is not a fast game, and it’s not meant to be. Paul throwing himself at the game like he’s going up against Serena Williams is genuinely hilarious.

[u/GreyHorse_BlueDragon → u/lrlwhite2000]

I’ve never played pickle ball but considering who this is I’m going to guess no.

[u/aliamokeee]

Just one long limp noodle flailing through life

[u/elvie18 → u/aliamokeee]

[u/fishymcswims → u/elvie18]

He looks just like this thing, but at the same time, I feel like Paul is an insult to wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men everywhere.

[u/aliamokeee → u/elvie18]

Exactly what I had in mind thank you

[u/AskAChinchilla → u/aliamokeee]

I read it as "failing" and it worked too

[u/feminist_chocolate → u/aliamokeee]

Excellent flair material

[u/bluehairjungle]

"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

Anyway, how long has he been trying to go pro?

[u/PuppyJakeKhakiCollar → u/bluehairjungle]

He said he was only going to try for 6 months but 6 months came in went in February, I think.

[u/stoleyourspoon → u/bluehairjungle]

Buuuurrrrn!!!

[u/FartofTexass → u/bluehairjungle]

6 months was an unreasonable goal. 2 years would reasonable, but only if he was also working a real job at the same time. 

[u/WhitneysSplitPants → u/bluehairjungle]

lol that was my first thought.

[u/PM_ME_CORGI_BUTTS → u/bluehairjungle]

About a year

[u/Gulpingplimpy3]

So his dad is not called Focused Repetition then.

[u/Scotchmallow → u/Gulpingplimpy3]

😅

[u/Anxious_Enthusiasm55]

Guys. I don’t wanna brag but I was D1 athlete and what we said was “prior proper planning prevents poor performance”…. ya know like every other coach in the world says to their athletes…Paul needs to go home (if his wife will have him which she shouldn’t)

[u/WrittenByNick → u/Anxious_Enthusiasm55]

Also the mantra of high school biology teacher.

[u/dol_amrothian → u/WrittenByNick]

Also the mantra of my dad, veteran and former Eagle Scout.

[u/temughilliesuit]

Is the excellence in the room with us now?

[u/FatDesdemona → u/temughilliesuit]

It's never even walked by the door to the room.

[u/elvie18]

I have never seen someone claim to work out so often and have so little muscle definition. But also, practicing is useless if you're practicing doing something badly. Does the man have a coach, take lessons, anything?

[u/-rosa-azul- → u/elvie18]

I subscribe to the theory that he is either "training" a lot less than he claims, or he's keeping a calorie deficit. He learned at his daddy's knee that being healthy means being thin, and that's as far as this bird-brain ever got with anything personal training-wise.

[u/Throwaway392308 → u/-rosa-azul-]

It's possible that he works out a lot less than he says and that he fakes injuries for attention/an excuse not to be useful, but he strikes me as a true believer in his toxic health beliefs. He's probably working out a lot with bad form and poor nutrition which leads to... Whatever we have now in front of us. An arthritic flamingo in the throes of an aneurism?

[u/dol_amrothian → u/Throwaway392308]

Don't besmirch flamingos, they're an excellent bird.

[u/FBWSRD → u/Throwaway392308]

Also shit diet means injuries last longer, so that could be a factor

[u/Throwawayycpa → u/Throwaway392308]

Some people are just built differently (not saying he actually is working out 100%) but I know a guy who put all his effort on working out and due to his body composition, he still had very thin legs. He never was able to be as “jacked” as other guys with the same effort.

I feel like Paul would see a similar result even if he actually tried

[u/BeigeParadise → u/Throwawayycpa]

There's also sports where small, thin guys can excel. For example, in cycling, the top mountain climbing guys are usually a twig of a guy, and sometimes rather short, because that means having to cycle less weight up the damned mountain at top speeds. And I'm pretty sure nobody will try to tell people like Tadej Pogacar (this year's Tour de France winner, who's 5 ft 9 and 146 lb) that he's not athletic.

But Paul? I don't know what, exactly, Paul is doing, but he should get a job.

[u/_-Cuttlefish-_ → u/elvie18]

My high school orchestra teacher always said “practice makes permanent, not perfect” if you’re practicing bad form, you’re just going to keep performing poorly

[u/firetrainer11 → u/_-Cuttlefish-_]

Exactly. He is training himself to be bad.

[u/hickorystyx → u/elvie18]

Right? Like he can repeat all he wants but if he is using poor technique and form then all he is doing is creating bad habits 

[u/stoleyourspoon → u/elvie18]

Paul and Morgan don't like taking advice from experts, it hurts their fee fees.

[u/PM_ME_CORGI_BUTTS → u/stoleyourspoon]

"Experts" are "woke"

[u/PhoenixAzalea19 → u/elvie18]

God is his pickleball coach, he’s free after all

[u/WrittenByNick → u/PhoenixAzalea19]

Don't forget Coach ChatGPT.

[u/Significant_Shoe_17 → u/WrittenByNick]

And Dr ChatGPT. Picklebro is probably getting his diet and recovery info from Chat

[u/kts1207 → u/elvie18]

Apparently, he IS a coach.

[u/FartofTexass → u/kts1207]

For his mom. And a child day camp one time. 

[u/flchic2000 → u/elvie18]

Doubtful. Instead of ice baths and stretching he should invest in a coach. After all, he is going pro.

[u/FBWSRD → u/elvie18]

You have to have a decent amount of protein to build muscle, and he only just learnt that protein is necessary. So with all the fast food trips he probably has a shit diet with not enough protein

[u/hcgilliam]

I mean, that’s just simply, observably not true.

SOMETIMES focused repetition may breed excellence, but sometimes you’re just not good at something no matter how much you wish you were. And that’s ok.

Most of us learn this as children, Paul.

[u/Deathanddisco041]

This saga just keeps going and it’s hilarious

[u/gin_and_soda → u/Deathanddisco041]

I truly love it. He’s such an absolute clown and the comments here are the best.

[u/90dayschitts]

Can the person who made the video compilation of Paul's PB Performance please post it again. That was top tier entertainment and needs to be shared at least once every couple of months.

[u/shikimasan → u/90dayschitts]

Here ya go 😂

https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/SITlvExBfP

[u/atlas__sharted → u/shikimasan]

i forgot how painful this video is good god 💀 

[u/thatssomepineyshit → u/shikimasan]

No wonder he never seems to have the same partner twice.

[u/90dayschitts → u/shikimasan]

🫶🏻 you the best

[u/WyndWoman]

Practice makes perfect? Who knew?

[u/Haunting-Wonder208]

How has he been ‘pro’ for month but does he still look like he hasn’t worked out, ever. I’m starting to think he’s just using the ‘pickleball sessions’ to escape responsibilities at home

[u/Significant_Shoe_17 → u/Haunting-Wonder208]

He's allegedly been working out for a year now. He either has terrible habits or is exaggerating how much he practices

[u/FartofTexass → u/Significant_Shoe_17]

He’s been going to the gym for years. Or at least he posts complaining about what women wear to the gym for years now. 

[u/Significant_Shoe_17 → u/FartofTexass]

"Going to the gym" to take selfies and creep, yeah

[u/RetroMamaTV → u/Significant_Shoe_17]

Practice? I believe you mean how much he focuses his repetitions

[u/Orca-Hugs]

Listen. I have never played pickle ball or even tennis, but I was an athlete. Mainly soccer. This cannot be correct pickleball form…is it? Like why is his left arm like that? Why is he standing so straight up? Should he not be in a more “ready” position to hit the ball? Even if he had to back up, I feel like he should look less awkward.

[u/SunshineAndSquats → u/Orca-Hugs]

I played tennis in junior high and his form is terrible.

[u/VisitPrestigious8463]

Bruh, stop skipping leg day.

[u/firetrainer11 → u/VisitPrestigious8463]

And arm day

[u/FartofTexass → u/firetrainer11]

And brain day. 

[u/sprgraphicultramodrn]

paul practicing pickleball

[u/Coyote_mace]

I took a couple months break from this subreddit thinking maybe when I came back Paul would have moved on to another dead end grift, maybe gone bankrupt, or at the very least improved in some way. Nope. Same ol shit.

[u/OSRS_Rising → u/Coyote_mace]

For real lol

When this started I wouldn’t have believed someone if they told me this phase would outlast “Pauly O.”

[u/Capable-Chip8556]

‘Focused repetition breeds excellence.’ My praying mantis brother in Christ, is this just your fancy way of saying you lost to the retirees six times in a row and called it discipleship?

Next up we're gonna get posters of kittens hanging from a branch with this wisdom on it, guarantee

[u/Swimming-Mom]

Excellence and pickleball are so funny in the same setting. He’s delulu. My friends who are seventy play pickleball when it’s not aerobics day.

[u/HMCetc]

Oh my turn! I'm sure it must be difficult to come up with such profound motivational messages.

• I'm hardset on my grindset.

• If you can dream it, you deserve it.

• The steeper the mountain, the higher you climb.

• A true entrepreneur doesn't man up, he levels up.

• If you don't take action to achieve your goals, then you're chasing your dreams on a treadmill.

• Don't count your debts, count your blessings.

• Half the journey is having the courage to keep moving forward, no matter what the haters say.

• Don't search for excellence, create it.

• If you always look on the bright side, you can't see the darkness of failure.

• Real living is not surviving, it's thriving.

• You are always enough. Money, however is never enough.

• 1 Tim 5:8 And the Lord said, get a job, Paul.

[u/slimelore]

even the sports anime i watched in high school had better form than this dweedledink

[u/Significant_Shoe_17 → u/slimelore]

He could learn something from haikyu

[u/Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus]

His left leg is giving severe atrophy 😭😭

[u/mrs-monroe → u/Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus]

They look like chopsticks

[u/coffeewrite1984 → u/Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus]

Like, my dude, eat some protein. Add some fish, nuts, greens, SOMETHING to help you build up some muscle. Muscle’s important whether you’re trying to go pro in a “sport” or not. You kind of need it to help hold your body up.

[u/Significant_Shoe_17 → u/coffeewrite1984]

It's baffling that he wants to be a professional athlete and hasn't figured out that protein is important. Dude's out here looking like a POW

[u/darcysreddit]

Literally looking like Peewee Herman here

[u/-rosa-azul- → u/darcysreddit]

How dare you insult the memory of Paul Reubens this way 😭

[u/-rosa-azul-]

Ok I don't know anything about pickletraining, but does it look to anyone else like this "drill" is him trying to knock over each of those three cones set up on the opposing side, and he's completely missed (counting balls) about eight times in a row?

[u/Reverse_SumoCard]

focused repetition is the only thing this guy breeds these days

Get a job paulio!! How often do i have to repeat it?

[u/thatredditdude101]

he's so weird

[u/SunshineAndSquats]

It’s a sport that was originally created for retirees. He’s not training for the Olympics, or even playing real tennis. He’s playing old people tiny tennis. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills any time I see posts about him.

[u/FartofTexass → u/SunshineAndSquats]

Even better, it was created with the help of children as a game families could play together. 

[u/SunshineAndSquats → u/FartofTexass]

I stand corrected, and you’re right, that is even better.

[u/hauntinglovelybold]

I know this is a screenshot of a video but what an effeminate pose for him to be caught in

[u/_ac3_0f_spad3s_]

Even in a still image he’s flailing

[u/ObjectivePepper9734]

Has this man never played in little league or any team sport???

[u/NoDark5]

Peak male form 🤡

[u/Sweetpea278]

[u/JayneDoe6000]

It also breeds 'Repetitive Motion Injury'. Good luck with that.

[u/Lydia--charming]

I just think married men shouldn’t wear such short shorts to work out. It makes me wonder about their purity and godliness.

[u/klef3069]

"Hello boys, I am your dad"

"Hello boys, I am your dad"

"Hello boys, I am your dad"

"Hello boys, I am your dad"

"Hello boys, I am your dad"

"Hello boys, I am your dad"

"Hello boys, I am your dad"

"Hello boys, I am your dad"

[u/Tricky-Leopard-8654]

Must hurt to still suck then 🤷‍♀️ 

[u/stoleyourspoon]

I agree Paul. You've been practicing being an asshole for so long that you're pretty much a pro now...

[u/Significant_Shoe_17]

I'm starting a list of inane phrases to embroider on pillows and this one just qualified 😂 dude just used a thesaurus to rephrase "practice makes perfect"

[u/FatDesdemona]

Repetition doesn't breed excellence. Some people aren't going to be good at things no matter how much they practice. Sometimes you have to give up, and that's ok.

Paul? You hear that? Find something else, for instance, employment.

[u/krazycitty69]

Yeah sure, let me just practice being a model, I’m sure It will make me grow 9 inches

[u/Dailia-]

I guess it’s not true for Paul because his wife still has to brag about having sex with him on social media— making it so obvious that she’s unsatisfied. 

[u/G00DJOBLARRY]

He really just has that one pair of shorts huh

[u/Interesting_Vibe]

Focused repetition only breeds excellence if you aren't continuously repeating the skill wrong.

[u/orange_glasse]

God his form sucks

[u/SuperbAd8266]

Apparently not for everyone

[u/flchic2000]

At least not wearing the cropped shirt today

[u/BotGirlFall]

You can tell how much hes flailing around just from this picture

[u/omegadefern]

Sorry, but in his case, doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result = insanity.

[u/TheNatureOfTheGame]

But all he repeats is being sucky.

[u/PuppyJakeKhakiCollar]

You know what else has focused repetition? A job!

[u/AlexandriaLitehouse]

Did he just type "practice makes perfect" into a thesaurus app?

[u/FartofTexass → u/AlexandriaLitehouse]

ChatGPT, what’s an overwrought way to say practice makes perfect?

[u/boommdcx]

Amateur pickleballer at 30something with an unwell SAHM wife, two little kids, no job, no assets and no clue.

[u/darkwoodscreature]

Its crazy to me that he apparently trains constantly and is supposedly running and jumping and bouncing all around for hours playing/practicing this game, plus i would assume gym time on top of it, and yet he still has the most string bean contour-less straight up and down chicken legs i have ever seen in my life.

[u/quinichet]

I forgot to grab a screenshot, but Sunday he posted a story about how worn out he was from riding his bike to the store. You know, the pro athlete.

[u/RapidDriveByFruiting]

Absolutely zero calf definition. I’m cackling. He takes this so seriously and apparently works so hard yet doesn’t even have a little muscle build to show for it.

[u/impala_croft]

Lil chicken legs paulie

[u/Individual_Land_2200]

Either the premise is wrong, or he’s not doing it

[u/Ashwee54]

Spindly legs

[u/keepingthisasecret]

Mmmkay so is he missing the focus or the repetition do we think? Cause whatever he’s breeding (🤢) it sure ain’t excellence.

[u/ChemicalWorker576]

You know, Paul, you don't have to post every toilet thought ...

[u/Much-Garbage-6603]

Him saying “breeds”

[u/StrawberryRedneck]

I still just cannot believe this man is for real. I cannot imagine having children with him dear god

[u/GhostBeefSandwich]

Apparently not

[u/BlueberryBunnies13]

not when you practice with such shitty form, Paul.

[u/Anibeth70]

He’s like the last noodle stuck to a dry pot. Ya gotta pull and scrape at it for it to come loose so you can send it down the drain. Go down the drain, Polio…you’re over done.

[u/15amrb15]

OMG this guy. Get a job already.

[u/laila-wild]

So why aren’t you excellent, Paul? 🤔

[u/Miserable-Lab2178]

Paul needs a dominant woman this is just embarrassing. 

I have to imagine those shorts remember every loss.  They have to be imbued with bad luck by now.  

[u/RalphMacchio404]

How the hell would he know?

[u/austin1430]

he just does not look athletic 😭💀

[u/MaiaInNightmareland]

Wow Paul, did you come up with that yourself? No one that has ever tried to get good at anything has ever thought of that before..

[u/LineImpossible3958]

Where’s this excellence?

[u/No-Appeal3220]

I think it would hit harder if it was someone who had actually achieved excellence.

[u/the-painted-lady]

Precise movements done continuously create performance improvements.

Stfu paul and go take care of your family

[u/Ursusnurse]

Salamander flailing in the wind

[u/AnytimeInvitation]

You have to do something over and over to get good at it? Whoda thunk?

[u/SanctimoniousVegoon]

He should apply this principle to applying for a job

[u/DvaMech]

He just steals all his inspirational quotes from Nike shirts

[u/1nconsp1cuous]

Hey bro. You look like you’re flailing like a fish out of water. Just another great reflection of your current life 🥀

[u/suzyactiondoll]

Are we going to get more décolletage with the stiff nips in the icebath of profound thoughts now?

[u/uglyunicorn99]

I just remembered this is my flair, so checking in

[u/j000000000le]

He’s talking about Jorking it