Long live the king

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[u/VulpineWelder5]

Oof, that's gonna leave a Scar

[u/MyrddinSidhe → u/VulpineWelder5]

That’s all that remains when the other moves his fasa away

[u/ARCHENZEE → u/VulpineWelder5]

“Say That Again”

[u/RealMENwearPINK10]

"Scar—! Help me!"

\claws out**

"Long live… the king! "

[u/Joe-McDuck]

More dramatic than the entire Mufasa movie

[u/Strange-Cellist-5817]

Not funny really is it

[u/Salty_Way_0 → u/Strange-Cellist-5817]

Its nature lol

[u/Dependent_Top_8685 → u/Salty_Way_0]

So are nuclear bombs 

[u/Awkward_Amphibian_47 → u/Dependent_Top_8685]

what?

[u/LemurLang → u/Awkward_Amphibian_47]

I mean he’s technically right. Humans aren’t outside of nature.

[u/Dependent_Top_8685 → u/LemurLang]

Thank you :)

[u/objectivejam → u/LemurLang]

But nuclear bombs are

[u/AutisticPenguin2 → u/objectivejam]

The uranium came from the ground, the metal shell came from the ground, the silicon circuitry literally is the ground... if humans are part of nature, then so are their creations.

[u/objectivejam → u/AutisticPenguin2]

Okay, then everything is nature. My phone, paintings … not really the definition of nature, lol. But anyways

[u/tacocat_back_wards → u/objectivejam]

The view of nature entirely depends on if humans are viewed as part of nature or not. If you do consider humans nature then yes everything we have built would be considered nature. Because if a bear rips bark off a tree, it’s modifying the environment but it’s still apart of nature. Same would go for us.

[u/AutisticPenguin2 → u/objectivejam]

Okay, then everything is nature. My phone, paintings

Now you're getting it!

not really the definition of nature

It's not a particularly useful definition of nature, because it doesn't exclude anything in most situations. But it is a valid definition, and in the right context (horror movie, fantasy novel, etc.) it does actually have use to distinguish things like a steel sword being natural, from a sword made out of a magical void as being unnatural.

[u/MATMAN_PL → u/Dependent_Top_8685]

Hmm

[u/DrVagax → u/Dependent_Top_8685]

Lmao what on what trees do nuclear bombs grow on

[u/GentleGerbil → u/DrVagax]

Geraniums

[u/Dependent_Top_8685 → u/DrVagax]

They have been created by humans, humans evolved by nature so we are still part of nature and therefore our creations as well. 

[u/DrVagax → u/Dependent_Top_8685]

So what has that to do with two kitties fighting

[u/Dependent_Top_8685 → u/DrVagax]

No, my silly point was, that the category nature can also include humans and their creations. It's more of a taxonomic question. But my point would be that evolution created men and their intellect and the possibility to create artifacts. Like stone hatchets or ,well atomic bombs. Certain types of monkeys create tools like manipulated sticks to get food. I think you would agree if I say monkeys are part of nature. We are just a few steps ahead.

[u/Extra-Honey305 → u/Strange-Cellist-5817]

Should call PETA on the offending cat for animal abuse

[u/thecamzone → u/Strange-Cellist-5817]

Pretty funny to me

[u/Strange-Cellist-5817 → u/thecamzone]

Then you would laugh at shit my dude

[u/CreatorMur]

Ok, but what happened? Is the cat ok?

[u/zkrooky → u/CreatorMur]

Unfortunately the cat fell into the industrial blender just below. It became cat soup.

[u/Alarming_Eagle_8832 → u/zkrooky]

And in line with company policy we locked up the guilty party in a cage not fit for a parakeet.

[u/Delicious_Push_9214 → u/zkrooky]

Rest in peace, he was delicious

[u/CoconutHead_69]

Eh even if it fell it would be fine. Doesn't look that high for a cat at the start

[u/PanoramicMoose → u/CoconutHead_69]

Thank you. Typical redditors in these replies thinking every animal is in grave danger and it's YOUR fault.

[u/Xenc → u/CoconutHead_69]

Good point! Phew!

[u/Factual_Fiction]

That’s Jason Bourne!

[u/imsofiarivas19]

Why always orange cats?

[u/Jazzygff]

Well that ended on a cliffhanger...

[u/throwawaydeletealt]

Why is he just filming go and save the cat

[u/PM_ME_Y0UR__CAT → u/throwawaydeletealt]

Instructions unclear, cats shaved

[u/Joe-McDuck → u/throwawaydeletealt]

Acting might scare the cats and thus cause them to get hurt

[u/DrVagax → u/throwawaydeletealt]

The film guy is filming from the other side of the building on what seems the second or so floor, what should he do? I sure don't want to get my hands between two fighting cats

[u/No-Trust-2720]

I'll save them....

[u/UbajaraMalok]

Where is the end?

[u/ShroomsHealYourSoul]

[u/Vx0w]

Downvote for cruel inaction

[u/ShroomsHealYourSoul → u/Vx0w]

What would they do? Look at the start. The humans are second story like the cats and far away. What could human have done differently??

[u/danny29812 → u/ShroomsHealYourSoul]

If you've ever had cats, you know you can break up just about any car fight with a loud hissing sound, or really any loud sound. Just clapping and shouting is enough sometimes. 

[u/Timsmomshardsalami → u/danny29812]

Yeah it would let go and fall

[u/FLMKane → u/danny29812]

Doesn't always work.

[u/Lamasis → u/FLMKane]

But you can't know that until you try.

[u/FLMKane → u/Lamasis]

I have VAST experience with "trying"

[u/Lamasis → u/FLMKane]

You just didn't scream loud enough. You have to be loud enough that your parents cat who hunted a squirrel stops, a passerby who walks their dog and the dog stopping, your dog which you are walking stops, and even the squirrel which is being hunted stops in its tracks.

[u/Vx0w → u/ShroomsHealYourSoul]

I would shout HEY. That usually would be enough to stop the cat temporarily and allow the other cat a chance to climb up. I would also start making my way closer to assist. ANYTHING but whip out the phone to record like a dumbass

[u/Timsmomshardsalami → u/Vx0w]

It would fall

[u/Voxel-OwO → u/Vx0w]

Are you high?

[u/uname-doesntcheckout → u/Vx0w]

Downvote for overreaction

[u/Vx0w → u/uname-doesntcheckout]

Right... because a possible dead cat is hilarious, unless you have the proof to prove the cat is otherwise alive and safe, and the dumbass recorded this made every attempt to save the cat from a fall of unknown height?

[u/Alarming_Eagle_8832 → u/Vx0w]

You can literally see the bottom at the very start if it makes you feel better

[u/uname-doesntcheckout → u/Vx0w]

Reading your comment with the Lion King's music on the background was perfection. Chef's kiss 🤌

[u/Sourhappylemon → u/Vx0w]

fr im glad im not the only one bothered by that

[u/daigunder2015 → u/Vx0w]

Here come the snowflakes

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[u/joesquatchnow]

I think Stallone was in this movie

[u/CR_OneBoy]

What's the song?

[u/jcfkreuzer]

Long live the king!

[u/No-Tension8709]

Why would you stop recording? Why.

[u/tubaman23 → u/No-Tension8709]

The extended video shows the industrial blender on the ground. Shorter video doesn't need the NSFW tag

[u/No-Tension8709 → u/tubaman23]

Poor commenters, they'll never know

[u/Dire_Hulk]

Brother!!!

[u/No-Passenger-5891]

Wait, isn't this song from the game Siberia? Wow

[u/DrVagax → u/No-Passenger-5891]

No, it's the Lion King

[u/QuickRundown]

Hang in there kitty!

[u/musicbymeowyari]

adding a lion king audio does not make this funny 😔 SAVE HIM