r/Giallo • u/NickTheGamemaster • 3d ago

Has anyone seen this Dario Argento classic?

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u/downwithlevers 3d ago

Imagining Phenomena with a CGI dog and Matthew Lillard instead of Donald Pleasance and a chimp, and…yep, that would rule.

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u/NickMakura 14h ago

I can just see Jennifer wandering around Italy in a psychic bug haze, and bumping into the Mystery Machine. Where upon Shag n' Scooby make up some sandwiches and get involved in the mystery.

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u/InsidiousStardemise 3d ago

A classic indeed!

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u/Upset-Cap-598 2d ago

Banger movie

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u/sherlock-helms 2d ago

Every actor fit the character perfectly. Like it almost seemed like the cartoons were based off of them (obviously not but that’s how perfect the casting was).

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u/FuturistMoon 2d ago

"YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING JINKIES BY DARIO ARGENTO..."

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u/Acrobatic-Badger-541 2d ago

Isn't this movie called Suspiria in Italy?

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u/No-Customer-4840 16h ago

Huge crush on Linda Cardelini

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u/Direct-Coyote-7328 3d ago

Fake. Was directed by Raja Gosnell. Who is NOT Italian either.

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u/No_Green_4156 3d ago

I think thats part of the joke

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u/NickMakura 3d ago

You're right... Y'see I photoshopped this together with a reverence for Scooby-Doo and Giallo films. However, I decided it would be beneficially hysterical to frame it as one of Dario Argento's...

I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for your meddling!

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u/MayorofTromaville 3d ago

Boy, nothing gets past you, huh?

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u/corpusvile2 3d ago

Bullshit Dario directed it and Gosnell did a cheap rip off! The bastard!!

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u/Direct-Coyote-7328 3d ago

😆😅🤣😂

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u/ParkerJBruce96 3d ago

Never in my life did I expect to see someone defending the live action Scooby Doo so ferociously.