r/GuysBeingDudes 10d ago

Traditional greeting

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u/qualityvote2 Bot 10d ago edited 8d ago

Well well well... look who posted something that actually fits.

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u/vcdrny 10d ago

Awesome.

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u/Chloe_Light 10d ago

This is the full metal alchemist, right?😁

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 10d ago

That’s actually THE STRONG ARM ALCHEMIST, whose technique has been passed down the Armstrong line for GENERATIONS!

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u/Chloe_Light 10d ago

Got it, thanks for the explanation😅 I guess I need to watch it because I haven't watched it🫢

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 10d ago

Aw man, FMA is one of the real good ones, I think you’ll like it a lot

My brother just watched it this year and was texting me his thoughts throughout it all, and my coworker at the other desk is doing his first watch. People finding their way to it all the time

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u/Chloe_Light 10d ago

It says on the internet that there are 2003 and 2009, and as far as I understand, they are the same?🤔

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 10d ago

The 2003 one is the first and the beginning of it has more character development and look into the intro of it all. But about 2/3 of the way through or so they caught up to the manga and pressed on without source material. So it has its own ending, and you can kinda tell

2009 FMA Brotherhood is the “reboot” which is the same characters and story, only it follows the source material to the end. It’s the “definitive” version of the story, though it kind of expects you to have seen the first one already, as it rushes through the beginning a bit so it can get to the good stuff

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u/Chloe_Light 10d ago

cool, thank you very much, I will definitely make time for it😎

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 10d ago

Nice! I watched both as they came out and its still on of the best series ever.

I would advice watching the 2003 FMA first. It is really good and makes 2009 Brotherhood so much better!

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u/Chloe_Light 10d ago

I remember watching the old version of Shaman King, I really liked it, and when I found out that it was remade, I was incredibly happy but unfortunately for some reason I missed the alchemist😅

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u/Desperate_Method4020 10d ago

I would actually recommend Brotherhood first while the characters aren't as fleshed out, the story is so good, but one thing that makes it stand out compared to other shows, or even FMA 2003, is that it's so consistent with its from start to end, with its story, themes and characters. I think that is also one of the reasons why it's one of the most acclaimed shows out there. It was nr 1 one Myanimelist (imdb for anime) until last year before it got dethroned.

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u/Jean-Ralphio11 10d ago

Im always torn when recommending this show because while I watched the original first and then BH and it was a great experience at the time I really feel like the emotion and story in BH is so superior that a new person shouldnt waste that amazing first experience on the original.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 10d ago

I feel the same way. That’s why I told my brother just to do FMAB, because i doubted he wouldve finished the first and then watched Brotherhood

Ideally, yeah, you watch the first one first, but it’s so hard to recommend that to people

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u/Torn_wulf 10d ago

There definitely needs to be a spliced together version of the best of both series that folks can share as the ideal version.

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u/XxRocky88xX 10d ago

2009 is better overall, 2003 has a much stronger start. 2009 expects you to have already seen the original so it rushes the beginning and character development.

My personal recommendation: watch 2003 up until a certain character dies in a telephone booth, then switch to 2009.

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u/yoshi3243 10d ago

The 2009 (fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood) is the best one. It basically follows the source material perfectly and is the one that everyone loves.

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u/Ok-Hunt3000 9d ago

Yeah this was the anime that got my exwife to tolerate anime

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u/Warcraft_Fan 10d ago

We really need a spinoff that covers Armstrong part running parallel to Edward's main story

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u/Saio-Xenth 10d ago

This gif makes me sad. -.-

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u/ES-Flinter 8d ago

Even 5 years later, I'm still not over it.

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u/likamuka 10d ago

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u/makemeking706 10d ago

We don't do that here.

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u/wossack 10d ago

Someone pointed out how quick her hand pulls back soon as he touches her hip and it’s all can see now

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u/SandiegoJack 10d ago

You should see her childhood interview when she is walking through her bedroom and gets to the bed…..complete change in behavior.

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u/g0ld-f1sh 10d ago

Yeah that shit was fucked to watch, she did not hide whatever she remembered very well, and it was not good whatever it was (we know what it was..)

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u/ShyraElectra_G 10d ago

I'm out of the loop. Mind explaining abit more?

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u/rjrgjj 10d ago

Uhh… I don’t know if it’s allowed here but basically he has made a lot of strange comments over the years about her, and you can see a lot of awkwardness in many different videos over the years where he’s very grabby grabby in public and she looks to be in a constant state of trying to escape him. Make of that what you will.

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u/Anonybibbs 10d ago

If by strange comments you're referring to when he said that if she wasn't his daughter, then he'd be dating her, or when asked in an interview about what interests he and Ivanka have in common and he said "sex", then sure, that's pretty strange.

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u/LagCommander 10d ago

They're referring to this video here. The noteworthy scene happens at about 30 seconds in

I'm no expert in human psychology but that tone shift hits hard

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u/SimonPho3nix 10d ago

JFC I've never seen that. Damn, man... she looked like her soul got fucking yanked.

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u/nyc_data_geek 10d ago

The President fucked his daughter. hope this helps

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u/TheSaiguy 10d ago

I think the use of the term rape is more appropriate here.

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u/SandiegoJack 9d ago

Raped his underage daughter*

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u/StanIsNotTheMan 10d ago

Adding to u/rjrgjj, Ivanka Trump was giving a reporter a tour of her childhood home and was pretty cheerful and peppy with the reporter. Until they got to her childhood bedroom, where she visibly became upset and quieter.

We already know D.Trump is a rapist. And it is highly likely that he raped children with Epstein. When you take into consideration the comments about Ivanka publicly, it paints a pretty dark picture of what may have happened in that bedroom.

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u/Expensive-Finger-731 10d ago

He’s absolutely grabbed her ass and she thought he was gonna do that in public.

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u/paprikahoernchen 10d ago

... I want both of them in a very normal bro way

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u/tame-til-triggered 10d ago

Nope, I want them to do illegal things to me

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u/Pofwoffle 10d ago

Yeah, the "normal bro way", like he said.

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u/Real_Live_Sloth 10d ago edited 10d ago

If you’re not doing illegal stuff with your bro are you really even bros?

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u/rjrgjj 10d ago

This has successfully awakened something in me.

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience 10d ago

And that thing is that I need them both in me

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u/the-thicc-man 10d ago

I want both of them in a very 100% gay way

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u/Ayumu_Dea_84 10d ago

Gotta love Full metal Alchemist: Brotherhood. In my opinion the best series ever drawn/written.

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u/ScreamSmart 10d ago

Yup. Super tight storytelling with exactly 1 filler episode.

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u/Obsidianrunner 10d ago

You mean….THAT episode?

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u/ScreamSmart 10d ago

No. There's 1 episode before the final arc that's just recalling everything that had happened so far.

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u/Bandicutie314 10d ago

I skip that episode each time I rewatch it. But it does show Hohenheim's burden pretty well.

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u/mishroom222 10d ago

Yeah that episode is well timed and quite critical to the viewer so we get his perspective more. Perhaps it coulda been cut down. idk. I like it

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u/doogled3 10d ago

Well timed? The previous episode had more or less ended in a big development, and the series bad guy was about to be introduced. Watching it as the series came out made that episode especially disappointing

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u/OK_x86 10d ago

No. That story while horrific does set the tone for some of the war crimes state alchemists pull at the behest of the Fuhrer.

It's not filler at all.

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u/SulHam 10d ago

I swear people call anything filler nowadays.

An episode that thoroughly builds upon the themes of the story and has an effect on the main characters, but isn't directly relevant to the main scheme of the villain? Filler.

An episode that expands upon the characterisation of multiple characters and the relationships between them? Filler. I've seen people call ATLA's Tales of BaSing Se filler, even.

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u/OK_x86 10d ago

I guess it's filer in the sense that it doesn't advance the main storyline of ATLA but it sets the stage for what is going to be a rather dark and serious denouement. And it's probably one of the most important glimpses into Iroh's story and motivations. I can't imagine ATLA without that episode.

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u/Albireookami 10d ago

It advances Appa's story after we lost track of him in the desert.

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u/MagicTheAlakazam 10d ago

It's also a major character development piece for the brothers.

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u/Mostdakka 10d ago

The episode is important because one of the show main themes is extremism and it's dangers. Since we had an episode just before that about religion and a cult the next one had to go to the opposite end and had to be about science and lack of morality

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u/Automatic_Taro_6288 10d ago

You had to use the dog gif

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u/Dilectus3010 10d ago

Yeah that one.

A..Asobo...Erik...asobo....asobo Erik?

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u/nameisreallydog 8d ago

Shocked me to my core when I was a kid

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u/rider_shadow 10d ago

Isn't this the old one ? I only watched that and I remember this scene. Unless it's in both

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u/Thank_You_Aziz 10d ago

This is from 2003, not Brotherhood. But Brotherhood has an even more bombastic version of this scene, and the comment still isn’t wrong about Brotherhood being the best. 😁

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u/Talk-O-Boy 10d ago

Give me Tokyo Ghoul Brotherhood.

We need a second attempt at that series. It’s too good for the anime to be handled the way it was.

Throw in The Promised Neverland Brotherhood after that.

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u/Another-Mans-Rubarb 10d ago

The scene is in both, it's a bit different though.

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u/PauloVictorBar 10d ago

It's actually way different

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u/ScreamSmart 10d ago

Yes. This is the old one.

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 10d ago

This one is from the '03 series. The immediate giveaway is the presence of Frank Archer, the shorter, black-haired guy with Armstrong. Archer is only in the 2003 anime.

The scene between Sig and Armstrong is in both animes, though with a few differences.

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u/Patenski 10d ago

It's just one of those series with really interesting setting, power system, excellent story, characters AND doesn't overstay it's welcome and ties all the plot lines in a satisfactory way.

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u/Oskarzyca 10d ago

...that's FMA 03.

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u/rjrgjj 10d ago

It should have the same kind of cultural resonance as Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. IMO it’s that good.

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u/Ayumu_Dea_84 10d ago

Agreed 👍💯

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u/XEdwardElricX 10d ago

Yes, yes it is.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 10d ago

The funny part is that they said this about the first anime too with a minor ding about the ending since the manga had not finished yet.

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u/TheAJGman 10d ago

I liked the endings of both for very different reasons, but the story telling of Brotherhood felt tighter (probably because they had the ending in sight from the start).

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u/friedrice5005 10d ago

Brotherhood is more "complete" but I really preferred 03's explanation of the homunculi and how it utilized the philosophers stone. It felt way more "in-theme" with the way that alchemy worked than "alchemy god" creating them in Brotherhood.

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u/LandscapePatient1094 10d ago

Close. It’s filler episodes really suck

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u/PauloVictorBar 10d ago

This isn't Brotherhood 

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u/cepxico 10d ago

Id have to argue Hunter x Hunter but it's not finished yet so technically cant compare them yet.

Brotherhoods pacing is insanely fast though, once they got to the city I was getting whiplash from the amount of things happening, thought I was missing episodes.

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u/RappScallion73 10d ago

I'm convinced that what makes it so good is that it was written by a woman. It's not just the standard shonen tropes with fights, special powers etc. The characters are brilliant and memorable and most of all they have HEART, you care for them, even the villains.

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u/TheVenetianMask 10d ago

Kind of similar to OG Ranma.

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u/LiteratureMindless71 10d ago

The things I would do for more full metal....

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u/rp-Ubermensch 10d ago

I would give an arm and a leg for more full metal alchemist

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u/Congo- 10d ago

i would give my daughter and my dog

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u/rebalwear 10d ago

I would fuse them both for you... too soon?

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u/rjrgjj 10d ago

Lots of shows play with the idea of fusion. DragonballZ, Steven Universe. But nothing sticks as permanently as Full Metal Alchemist.

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u/jaybirdie26 9d ago

Brother....

Why does it hurt here?

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u/SaltManagement42 10d ago

The secret is that you don't watch all of it, that way there's always more you've never seen!

My plan is foolproof.

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u/rjrgjj 10d ago

10/10 reference.

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u/Kieroni_K 10d ago

"I'm not mending that"

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u/kevihaa 10d ago

Was wondering how far down I’d need to go to find this.

Dunno if Castle in the Sky is truly the original source for this gag, but I’m highly doubtful that FMAB wasn’t pulling directly from this scene.

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u/Relevant_Cabinet_265 10d ago

Popeye. Brutus does it

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u/Fuzz_Ball_Mogie 10d ago

Bro thought he'd show us the same video twice and we wouldn't notice, clever 😎

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u/icecream_truck 10d ago

You can tell it’s fake, the girls are wearing different color outfits.

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u/knight7imperial 10d ago

Now kith

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u/trippysmurf 10d ago

What's funny is how this is one of the most homoerotic moments in anime, and the guy on the left is also the biggest Wife Guy in anime. 

His wife is also one of the most terrifying characters in a series that includes genocidal homunculi. 

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u/Mikaelious 10d ago

Is this from an OVA? I've watched theseries like three times in total and have not seen this scene once.

(Or is it from FMA 2003? I haven't seen that one fully.)

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u/trippysmurf 10d ago

It's from 2003. 

I like the deeper roster in FMA:B, but the character work for the Homunculi in 2003 is excellent and makes them all tragic beings versus homicidal weapons. 

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u/Pofwoffle 10d ago

I would argue that they're still somewhat tragic, it's just that they all have the shared tragedy of having been created by Father solely for his own purposes, and not allowed to be their own people. It's clear from how Greed develops that the homunculi are people, just like anybody else, just with different origins, and the hopeful ending that Selim gets is another nod toward the idea that if it weren't for Father's influence they likely would have turned out differently.

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u/ElGosso 10d ago

What's homoerotic about two massively muscular men having a flex-off?

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u/PMacha 10d ago

Peak mentioned.

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u/Lecteur_K7 10d ago

So that's how you do a Mannshake

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u/Zetsumenchi 9d ago

I love how some of the biggest people in the series had what looked like the most gentle handshake.

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u/ZenOfSatrun 10d ago

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u/Over-Analyzed 10d ago

They went WWE tag team on Sloth and launched him through the wall.

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u/studentgirl_sof 10d ago

that's the one and only acceptable way to say hello to your new boss on a job interview

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u/RubyDahliaa 10d ago

When the homies sync up, it’s tradition not cringe

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u/Koovies 10d ago

Biting the lip in admiration haha

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u/Mr_Glove_EXE 10d ago

Dude, I think I gained some chest hair by just looking at this

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u/NickVanDoom 10d ago

gym bro 101

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u/Inevitable-Good-8638 10d ago

I genuinely would like to watch that anime! Who knows the name?

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u/ExplodingSofa 10d ago

Fullmetal Alchemist (2003). The scene is from the original anime, not Brotherhood.

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u/rjrgjj 10d ago

Brotherhood has its own version too but Brotherhood has different homunculi so it all plays out rather differently. But you knew that.

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u/theAlphabetZebra 10d ago

One of the GOAT anime.

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u/PsychologicalBid179 10d ago

Oh man you are in for a treat, FMA Brotherhood is peak

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u/PauloVictorBar 10d ago

This isn't Brotherhood 

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u/BaconSoul 10d ago

Yeah brotherhood’s version of the scene is even better

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u/Katicflis1 10d ago

this made me so happy lol

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u/fallaciousjetsam 10d ago

INCREDIBLE VALOR! RESPECTABLE MUSCLES!

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u/scottygroundhog22 10d ago

sheds single manly tear its perfect

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u/Waow420 10d ago

FMA (Brotherhood) is my favorite anime. It's so good. I hear there's a good site to "watch cartoon online." But maybe that's just a rumor 😉   

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u/ThePhoenixRemembers 10d ago

Armstrong is peak

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Nice a 2003 reference. Love it.

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u/jambohakdog69 10d ago

That's a bit gay. And hot. More please 🤭

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u/Waow420 10d ago

It's so gay it circles back around to non-gay.

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u/BestKeptInTheDark 10d ago

I call a steward's enquiry over that claim.

I think it is potentially gayer than 10 dudes blowing 5 dudes

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u/Prayer-2931 10d ago

Alr, dat peak! (Ima know what I'll do in the next half hour)

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u/Tony_Penny 10d ago

Why the hell am I laughing so hard at this!?!?!!??🤣😅🤣😂😅🤣😆🤣😆😂😀😅😆🤣😁😂😀😅😄🤣😁😂🙃🤣😅😃

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u/Dawnk41 10d ago

…You know, the Body Improvement Club would get along really well with these two.

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u/LobstaFarian2 8d ago

Ma'am, your ballsack is showing.

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u/Tralkki 10d ago

Fight fight, Handshake handshake.

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u/Fast_Garlic_5639 10d ago

It’s 100% nuts :49 in

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u/Turbulent_Pound_562 10d ago

I....I just kept watching it

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u/Ok-Pear5858 10d ago

it's true muscled men always love each other ♡

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u/ExplodingSofa 10d ago

FMA original is peak.

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u/total-manguaca 10d ago

Pinnacle male friendly interaction

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u/Vurclash 10d ago

9/10 would watch the whole show played by those four people.

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u/Pharabellum 10d ago

When men speak of peace on earth for them and their brethren:

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u/leonk701 10d ago

Its still better than any Netflix adaptation

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u/Standard_Link5428 10d ago

Straightest bodybuilders

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u/Kevo_NEOhio 10d ago edited 6d ago

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u/brattysweat 10d ago

Oh so Im not the only one getting this guy a lot in my ig reels haha

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u/the_starship 10d ago

The one scene where one of the officers comes in with gems on his jacket but they're held on with wire gets me every time.

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u/Scyths 10d ago

I never understood why they shake hands so awkwardly and uncomfortably in anime lmao. Try doing that handshake and see how much your wrist hurts.

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u/Juicy_RhinoV2 10d ago

RRR type beat

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u/ebers0 10d ago

Damnit! This better not awaken anything in me!

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u/AllHailTheWinslow 10d ago

🌷͙֒✧🩷 Virility! 🌷͙֒✧🩷

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u/ourlastchancefortea 10d ago

Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

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u/makemeking706 10d ago

That lip bite at the end.

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u/SagatRiu 10d ago

Is there an anime for Full Metal alchemist? WTF!?

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u/Successful_Basket399 10d ago

What's the name of the soundtrack

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u/Ressy02 10d ago

I don’t remember the giant testis behind Winry

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u/GlendaFromAccounting 10d ago

That was hilarious. But this is why I don’t watch anime, wtf was that

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u/One-Consequence-4130 10d ago

there is definitely saygex happening after

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u/Throw-Away-Variable 10d ago

This is why direct anime adaptations ALMOST always fail. What works in one does simply does NOT work in the other, unless you lean in and go full comedy with those aspects.

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u/fizzrail0 10d ago

Shown: 2 broskies perform flexes to let the other know they're not a threat

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u/prinnydewd6 10d ago

Oh man, having the worst birthday. But shit this made me laugh

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u/Ill-Case-6048 10d ago

Cobra back

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u/pookiesma 10d ago

A meat day miracle

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u/shabutaru118 10d ago

my god I forgot how good the OG FMA was,

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u/MinnieShoof 10d ago

... I'm surprised the Armstrong didn't even wax his chest for this.

Meanwhile Curtis is completely bare. ... really a mismatch.

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u/Ash_Killem 10d ago

But where is full metal? The guy in the armour.

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u/DudeMiles 10d ago

This is the greatest thing to wake up to.

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u/BCoydog 10d ago

I have zero context other than the meme that originated from this and it's still absolutely fucking beautiful to me

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u/LyraCalysta 10d ago

Lmao homoeroticism at its best😂 this is so extra

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u/aqua995 10d ago

Gunlancer + Paladin in LostArk

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u/forehead_tittaes 10d ago

Didn't shave the eyebrows for maximum replication.

9/10

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u/hateshumans 10d ago

I like this version better than when they became pals in brotherhood.

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u/jdpatric 10d ago

Oh I need to rewatch this with my kids. Good times.

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u/Jmonkey77 10d ago

I don’t know which scene is funnier, this one or when they meet in brotherhood

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u/UnknownInside 10d ago

Good to know the live action is in good hands!

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u/henryuuk 10d ago

"they became friends through their muscles"

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u/Bubbles00 10d ago

This is great. I hope they do a follow up where these two guys fight sloth.

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u/Byizo 10d ago

This is how I want every muscular dude to greet every other muscular dude. Flex for each other and tearfully clasp hands. The pinnacle of manliness.