r/GuysBeingDudes • u/ScreamSmart • 11d ago

Traditional greeting

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u/paprikahoernchen 11d ago

... I want both of them in a very normal bro way

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u/tame-til-triggered 11d ago

Nope, I want them to do illegal things to me

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u/Pofwoffle 11d ago

Yeah, the "normal bro way", like he said.

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u/Real_Live_Sloth 10d ago edited 10d ago

If you’re not doing illegal stuff with your bro are you really even bros?

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u/frozen_cabbages 10d ago

I want them to oil wrestle for my affection

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u/-_Anonymous__- 10d ago

Like this?

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u/tame-til-triggered 10d ago

You had me at weirdly embarrassing 🥰

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u/Artrysa 10d ago

The duality of man.