I haven't !!!!! BUT I did one time ok so I think 4 ish no kindergarten yet. My mom would have to leave us alone all the time my sister 2 years older. So I was pooping she started teasing me and I slammed the door and locked it then I s*** in my hand and. It was solid want very mushy but a lil, well then she opened it and saw I was coming at her with turd, her eyes and she ran, she made it to her bedroom door so with my final attempt I threw the turd at her and it hit the door and she opend the door immediately picked up the turd with toilet paper, and chased me with it. right so I know she had to tease me, cuz I wouldn't have done it unprovoked but then we thought we were in trouble, because we couldn't explain the shit on the door, I scrubbed but I couldn't get the s*** off the door and then she finally saved the day got alcohol and cleaned it off !!!$and saved the day !!!!!she made fun of me my whole life for that...... this is probably the last time I get to tell that story cuz she's dead and she usually told it but I'm just loving thinking of her kinda sad thank you for listening
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u/BoardPineApple Feb 19 '23
Who the fuck has done this?