r/HolUp • u/ImSoFrickinPissed • Aug 03 '25

Those were the days!

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12.0k Upvotes

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u/redditisaweful Aug 03 '25

She really like big hands

3

u/Affugter Aug 06 '25

Heads not hands..

1

u/redditisaweful Aug 06 '25

Have you never heard of men’s hand size to their junk size before

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

[deleted]

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u/EdgarAllanKenpo Aug 03 '25

Hold on there bro.

Maybe im wrong but im gonna go out on a limb and say this post was made in jest. Ya know, to be funny.

26

u/academiac Aug 04 '25

Are you sure? People would just go on the internet and tell jokes?

8

u/Reese_Withersp0rk Aug 04 '25

The Internet is not for jokes. You don't make jokes about the Internet. You don't use it as a joke, you don't give it as a joke gift, or use it ironically, or do pub crawls with it like the Snuggie. It's not like the Snuggie.

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u/gb2750 Aug 03 '25

That’s quite a big limb to go out on

3

u/Obliviel Aug 04 '25

Damn, you must be hella fun at Parties.. if you get invited in the first place that is.

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u/typofrt Aug 03 '25

He had a bag full of fairy dust

47

u/Bologna9000 Aug 03 '25

He was a fairy, with a fatty

7

u/Sux2WasteIt What’s the sorcery? Aug 04 '25

On his daddy?

393

u/Adalcar Aug 03 '25

Rare picture of my great-grandma being able to walk

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u/Funkysoulninja Aug 03 '25

He had three arms

324

u/memesearches Aug 03 '25

Not sure about that. But 3 legs definitely!

60

u/fssman Aug 03 '25

Tres Legs

19

u/Temelios Aug 03 '25

Tres Leges

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u/szudrzyk Aug 03 '25

People were calling him veteran and double amputee cuz his legs compared to his ding dong were that much shorter !

6

u/memesearches Aug 03 '25

Damn bro was blessed and got to keep handicap privileges?

5

u/SmokeGSU Aug 03 '25

Don't skip leg day!

2

u/Dirt-Road_Pirate Aug 03 '25

Kick stand for when he wanted to rest.

2

u/memesearches Aug 04 '25

Or when he wants to do helicopter helicopter

2

u/quadrophenicum Aug 03 '25

That's a trunk.

182

u/Astandsforataxia69 Aug 03 '25

I have small hands, poor and no pp

63

u/be-kind-re-wind Aug 03 '25

Maybe you can be funny. There’s a rumor that they like that. Can’t confirm

23

u/May010 Aug 03 '25

Even if they liked the humor later on it just won’t be enough I heard

4

u/Suvtropics Aug 03 '25

Three words. Penis enlargement pills

5

u/Astandsforataxia69 Aug 03 '25

I tried and the jokes were so funny that i need to tell them to the police officer

3

u/taceau Aug 03 '25

Then how do Germans with a small pp reproduce?

2

u/xeguerreiro Aug 04 '25

They went extinct already

2

u/Altruistic-Garlic778 Aug 03 '25

even gril have no pp

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

i think having a penis that large would actually hinder their relationship

hospitalizing your partner may be a cool flex to your bros but theres no way that she will stay your partner

103

u/Somethingabootit Aug 03 '25

Yeah if you're too big for yer partner, you'll have to be really careful.

1

u/JamesMaddison456 Aug 03 '25

Who said anything using the pussy? 😎

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u/drdogsingalong Aug 03 '25

Been there

105

u/FineCritism3970 Aug 03 '25

as a prey or the predator

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u/Robthebold Aug 03 '25 edited Aug 03 '25

Women push a baby out,

Mmmmm Feel the hate for being dismissive of male preoccupation with size.

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u/NotAldermach Aug 03 '25

Yeah, that's the same...

31

u/Humble-Might-2881 Aug 03 '25

and its painful

40

u/project-shasta Aug 03 '25

True, but a penis hitting the cervix is in general painful for women.

27

u/Snirion Aug 03 '25

Yes, while being on cocktail of hormones without witch they would be dead. People have a notion that nonpregent woman could survive baby size object when even natural birth can kill them.

12

u/LowHangingFrewts Aug 03 '25

They also usually shit themselves in the process. But if that's what you're in to....

9

u/superxpro12 Aug 03 '25

And they're always screaming in ecstasy right?

7

u/guycamero Aug 03 '25

Way to out yourself about having a small dick or not having sex.

68

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

Men with average dicks obsess over massive dicks that women don’t want anyway

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u/Amazing-Marzipan1442 Aug 03 '25

women don’t want anyway

Source?

38

u/NoodleSchmoodle Aug 03 '25

Me. I’m a woman.

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u/ResultIntelligent856 Aug 03 '25

ok did you find this out at the yearly woman summit, or?

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u/Amazing-Marzipan1442 Aug 03 '25

Me. I’m a woman.

Pics or it didn't happen.

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u/TheSonsofSanghelios Aug 04 '25

I hate people like you.

7

u/SmLnine Aug 04 '25

Everyone does

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u/Amazing-Marzipan1442 Aug 04 '25

Pic or it didn't happen.

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u/viotix90 Aug 03 '25

Getting stretched out, width-wise is always hot, getting your cervix poked always sucks. With that in mind, 10/10 women prefer girth over length.

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u/praguepride Aug 03 '25

Well then ladies, I am hung like a pancake

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u/SmLnine Aug 04 '25

They call me Dan the Tuna Can

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u/ResultIntelligent856 Aug 03 '25

that implies no women like length.

c'mon. what are we doing here.

2

u/SmLnine Aug 04 '25

Some do, but then you can't bottom out, unless she has a duck vagina. No pounding, just slow and steady moves. It's literally a disability.

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u/ResultIntelligent856 Aug 04 '25

I literally read a comment the other day about a women liking when it hits her cervix.

I understand most women don't like that, but this whole "I am le spokesperson for all the womanz" has got to stop. it's stilly.

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u/Mochibunniii Aug 03 '25

Eh even then, girl’s just want moderation. Too much girth can be problem too 🤷🏻‍♀️ just gotta find the perfect fit

2

u/KamakaziDemiGod Aug 03 '25

I'm not sure we can accurately assume how large it is based on this photo, if at all, older fabrics didn't flex like more ones do, and his pants or w/e actually seem to sit above his belly button so unless his genitals start extra high, it's mostly just a fold in the fabric and he might just have massive testicles

3

u/ShahinGalandar Aug 03 '25

a real pro will take that one

1

u/Dreadnought_69 Aug 03 '25

She’s probably a size queen. 😮‍💨🤌

1

u/throwtheamiibosaway Aug 04 '25

Some girls just like their guts being rearranged!

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u/ChainInevitable3545 Aug 03 '25

Yeah he used to make her feel full..... complete 

18

u/ShahinGalandar Aug 03 '25

it's like in that one movie

"you complete me...no, actually take it out now, that shit hurts like hell"

2

u/JuliusMcankka Aug 03 '25

What movie is that?

5

u/ShahinGalandar Aug 03 '25

Jerry Maguire, the second half probably from its porn parody

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u/GodisGreat2504 Aug 03 '25

He must be hugely funny I guess.

12

u/slipperyslope69 Aug 03 '25

Such a lovely trad-wife, accepting her man just like he is! Bless her and their 9 children.

11

u/FormovArt Aug 03 '25

Plot twist: he actually had hernia

21

u/Eagle_eye_Online Aug 03 '25

He put all his points in Charisma.

1

u/MuslinBagger Aug 03 '25

Charismatic expansion spell swaps int points for even more charisma when you need it, and to be honest you do.

8

u/Karmak4ze Aug 03 '25

He really touched her heart

4

u/Thatoneshadowking Aug 03 '25

That looks like it would hurt

3

u/quadrophenicum Aug 03 '25

Only the first 3 feet.

5

u/BumblebeeSmart5461 Aug 03 '25

For all you know those could be his balls

3

u/gojo_ishiki Aug 03 '25

She likes kind men.

3

u/ooo00oo0oO0oOo Aug 03 '25

Not to sound gross, but could a member that large even get erect?

3

u/EagleKeeper76-0022 Aug 03 '25

Dude's swinging a bat!

3

u/CyKa_Blyat93 Aug 03 '25

Bro stole an eggplant.

10

u/Am_aBoy Aug 03 '25

Facebook type ah meme level

4

u/DatTrashPanda Aug 03 '25

I hate to be the one to bring this up but you can see his cock.

It's a little on the small side, too.

2

u/Heretostay59 Aug 03 '25

But he had three legs 😂

2

u/Aurey2244 Aug 03 '25

Well there's a big reason why

2

u/DoctorHydrogen Aug 03 '25

Dude even had testicular cancer.

2

u/SomethingAbtU Aug 03 '25

he had a great personality, she reportedly said.

2

u/crclOv9 Aug 03 '25

Goldeneye-ass henchmen looking face lol

2

u/HappyMonchichi Aug 03 '25

I don't think this has anything to do with what year it was.

2

u/MuslinBagger Aug 03 '25

So Anne frank survived the holocaust and married some dude with a donkey dick? What else? Did she move to Argentina too?

2

u/Cultural_Influence82 Aug 03 '25

He can do pushups without arms

2

u/keo310 Aug 03 '25

Love sausage.

3

u/CubeJedi Aug 03 '25

That face is poorly edited in

2

u/ashleyorelse Aug 03 '25

This took me a moment and then boom

1

u/Hipcatjack Aug 03 '25

a true holup

1

u/cove81 Aug 03 '25

Thats what he said

1

u/ddyshh Aug 03 '25

Hydrosil

1

u/elliot_w Aug 03 '25

Careful mate you'll take someone's eye out

1

u/Minoreal Aug 03 '25

I'd love him too ngl

1

u/FrogQuestion Aug 03 '25

That's not his penis

1

u/aoi_ito Aug 03 '25

AWW HELL NAHH!! 😭

1

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

hanging muscle…. enough said.

1

u/Duke_TheDude_Dudeson Aug 03 '25

He’s got a whole lot of love to give.

1

u/High-Speed-1 Aug 03 '25

Elephant dick

1

u/AnonymousFriend80 Aug 03 '25

Last year while watching Roadhouse, my friend mentioned how strange it is having a pec-less action hero in the 80s with Swayze.

1

u/mMykros Aug 03 '25

I see, he couldn't hold it in...

1

u/firedmyass Aug 03 '25

that almost looks like a medical condition

1

u/Micromanagementnight Aug 03 '25

Why is it Chuck Norris?

1

u/Bobbyjackbj Aug 03 '25

Never been so glad to have a small phone, no spoilers for me today.

1

u/Environmental_Rub256 Aug 04 '25

Is that an elephant in your pants or are you just happy to see me?!

1

u/The_Psycho291 Aug 04 '25

The only reason she didn't leave him is cause she literally couldn't. Bro would make sure she's bed rested whenever he wants

1

u/DJBRUCE--23 Aug 04 '25

Option D : The third leg

1

u/PM_THE_REAPER Aug 04 '25

She wasn't shallow.

1

u/garden-wicket-581 Aug 04 '25

Do you find it risible when I say his name ?

1

u/Aztecatl Aug 04 '25

The Human Tri-Pod.

1

u/FairRemove7697 Aug 05 '25

He was really good at elephant impersonation..

1

u/hesasuiter Aug 05 '25

He had a big personality and could "fill'" up a room

1

u/Zealousideal_Mango29 29d ago

He's definitely stuffing- not her.

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u/dwehlen madlad Aug 04 '25

That man has a hydrocele. Not as much fun as you'd think.

Commence downvotes!

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u/DoveTaketh Aug 03 '25

apparently they also had problems with AI slop back in the day, judging by the weird misaligning hands.

Come on people, this is a Facebook level fucking post.