r/HolUp • u/ImSoFrickinPissed • Aug 03 '25

Those were the days!

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

i think having a penis that large would actually hinder their relationship

hospitalizing your partner may be a cool flex to your bros but theres no way that she will stay your partner

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u/Somethingabootit Aug 03 '25

Yeah if you're too big for yer partner, you'll have to be really careful.

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u/JamesMaddison456 Aug 03 '25

Who said anything using the pussy? 😎

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u/drdogsingalong Aug 03 '25

Been there

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u/FineCritism3970 Aug 03 '25

as a prey or the predator

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u/Robthebold Aug 03 '25 edited Aug 03 '25

Women push a baby out,

Mmmmm Feel the hate for being dismissive of male preoccupation with size.

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u/NotAldermach Aug 03 '25

Yeah, that's the same...

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u/Humble-Might-2881 Aug 03 '25

and its painful

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u/project-shasta Aug 03 '25

True, but a penis hitting the cervix is in general painful for women.

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u/Snirion Aug 03 '25

Yes, while being on cocktail of hormones without witch they would be dead. People have a notion that nonpregent woman could survive baby size object when even natural birth can kill them.

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u/LowHangingFrewts Aug 03 '25

They also usually shit themselves in the process. But if that's what you're in to....

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u/superxpro12 Aug 03 '25

And they're always screaming in ecstasy right?

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u/guycamero Aug 03 '25

Way to out yourself about having a small dick or not having sex.