r/HolUp Aug 03 '25

Those were the days!

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

i think having a penis that large would actually hinder their relationship

hospitalizing your partner may be a cool flex to your bros but theres no way that she will stay your partner

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u/viotix90 Aug 03 '25

Getting stretched out, width-wise is always hot, getting your cervix poked always sucks. With that in mind, 10/10 women prefer girth over length.

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u/praguepride Aug 03 '25

Well then ladies, I am hung like a pancake

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u/SmLnine Aug 04 '25

They call me Dan the Tuna Can