r/HolUp Aug 03 '25

Those were the days!

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

i think having a penis that large would actually hinder their relationship

hospitalizing your partner may be a cool flex to your bros but theres no way that she will stay your partner

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u/Somethingabootit Aug 03 '25

Yeah if you're too big for yer partner, you'll have to be really careful.

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u/Robthebold Aug 03 '25 edited Aug 03 '25

Women push a baby out,

Mmmmm Feel the hate for being dismissive of male preoccupation with size.

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u/LowHangingFrewts Aug 03 '25

They also usually shit themselves in the process. But if that's what you're in to....