r/InflatedEgos • u/StinkyBlueRatt • 6d ago

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u/Harrybahlzanya 6d ago

Never skip nipple day!

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u/Pizzledrip 6d ago

Fidel called he wants his cigars back.

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u/Country_Gal_87 6d ago

I'm Cuban and freaking lost it on this comment 🤣😂

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u/killerClownz69 3d ago

Too creative! This man needs to be nerfed

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u/Pizzledrip 3d ago

Ay take it easy mang

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u/ZenFook 6d ago

That's what the udder one said!

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u/Wwdiner 5d ago

Is that the breast you can do?

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u/MAGAisMENTALILLNESS 5d ago

Sorry, my mammary isn’t what it used to be.

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u/tech510 5d ago

Sometimes you need to butter them up

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u/iStoners 6d ago

Hard to believe this guys nipples are bigger and harder than some guys out there’s peniss. What a world we live in

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u/Careless_Zombie_5437 5d ago

Leave me out of this.

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u/pmyourthongpanties 5d ago

ya careless_zombie didnt do anything.

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u/LouiVT 5d ago

Something didn’t wanna imagine lmfao

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u/gypsycookie1015 5d ago

Why tf do they look that??!

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u/theDukeofShartington 5d ago

Anabolic steroid induced hormonal imbalances, i.e. high estrogen levels.

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u/PayMeNoMind89 5d ago

Lmfao 🤣

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u/rax1051 6d ago

How dare you udder that…. I mean utter, shit.

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u/pepeshadilay69 6d ago

This guy goes at least eleven days a week.

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u/Harrybahlzanya 6d ago

400+ days a year brother

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u/pmyourthongpanties 5d ago

you flying to Japan?

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u/MaxxHeadroomm 5d ago

Those aren’t nipples they are something “udderly” different

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u/Puzzleheaded_Set2300 5d ago

I was not ready for this 🤣😂🤣

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u/kwit-bsn 5d ago

Show show respect… he’s obviously breastfeeding

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u/DeFiBandit 5d ago

He has 12 kids

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u/goofydad 4d ago

Steroids. Bet he's lactating from the extra test converting to estrogen

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u/r_idontcareaboutyou 5d ago

Dudes nursed 5 babies.

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u/ThrawnsITguy 5d ago

Bahahahahaha

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u/WayPowerful484 5d ago

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u/digitaldisorder_ 5d ago

But first you must milk him.

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u/WayPowerful484 5d ago

I couldn’t find a gif of that

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u/SmackedCamacho 4d ago

Those nips look like snail eyes

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u/Substantial_Tip2015 4d ago

That dude is a Tit-an

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u/Hoosier-OG 3d ago

Riding in a Lyft right now and I just bursted out laughing. The sheer confidence it takes to rock missile-shaped nipples and show them off is next level.

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u/kekeagain 3d ago

✂️✂️

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u/tdurden1969 6d ago

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u/Ultimate_Decoy 6d ago

Now we know where chocolate milk comes from.

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u/OkAdagio9622 5d ago

My first thought. Apparently it's time for him to be milked

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u/Nearby-Cry5264 4d ago

Holy shit, his are actually bigger.

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u/TheDreadPirateJenny 6d ago

Has someone been milking him?

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u/Alclis 6d ago

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

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u/lisavande 6d ago

😅😅😅

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u/NoKaleidoscope8488 6d ago

I volunteer.

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u/Frankentula 5d ago edited 5d ago

Udderly reprehensible

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u/Khety_Nebou_2 5d ago

You can’t milk those.

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u/myka_v 5d ago

Probably someone who desperately needs milk chocolate.

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u/LunaGloria 6d ago

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u/Bubbly_Roof 5d ago

Name's Artemis. I've got a bleached asshole. 

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u/BirdmanLove 6d ago

Pectoral penises

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u/okfifc 6d ago

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u/bigloser42 5d ago

Pump you full of the right drugs and yes, you could be milked.

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u/Big_specialist_772 6d ago

Swole tootsie rolls

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u/OneDimensionalChess 6d ago edited 6d ago

How do your nipples become dicks?

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u/Muchadoaboutfluffing 6d ago

I've never seen this. Are they plastic clip ons or something? Is this due to steroids?

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u/OneDimensionalChess 6d ago

I'm literally asking myself. Lol. I've seen it before and always wondered if maybe they're using a breast pump to achieve this on purpose, if it's natural or a side-effect of something else.

Whatever floats your boat, but it looks horrific to me.

They're definitely not clip ons lmao

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u/denverdutchman 6d ago

It could be a side effect of steroid use. Steroids cause your body to over-produce estrogen (to balance the artificial testosterone) and gynomastia is a very common side effect (see: bitch tit Bob). I'm not certain if that often includes growing big ol udder nips, but it could be related

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u/NickW1343 6d ago

I know steroids can cause some nasty cases of gyno, but I've never seen gyno nips anywhere near this bad.

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u/GOOLGRL 6d ago

It's 100% from nipple play. No doubt.

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u/GOOLGRL 6d ago

It -has- to be either intentional pumping or constant sucking/stimulation during bedroom activities. No doubt. I'm no stranger to gynecomastia, not only from constantly being around other lifters but by actually inducing it myself by transitioning with HRT(yes it starts off by looking like gynecomastia). Gynecomastia makes the nipples puffier, but I've only seen length like this with some fellow adult content creators who are heavily into nipple play or milking fetishism.

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u/Worshipme988 5d ago

“Horrific” 💀💀💀

Our grand parents have ‘Nam flashbacks. We got long ass noodle nips. This is killing me.

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u/robgrab 6d ago

Those nips are hella swol.

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u/MarbleAndSculptor 6d ago

Too many weighted nip flys.

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u/myPornTW 6d ago edited 4d ago

This is AI slop… look at the chair.

Edit: this person / bot is blocking everyone that calls out the bullshit of this being Ai slop btw. And also why I can’t’t comment to the replies to this comment.

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u/maamijustworkhere 5d ago

Holy shit I'm so getting scammed

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u/IanTheSkald 5d ago

It’s also inside a car but also not

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u/ThaWarlord33 6d ago

This is AI.....right????

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u/SherbertChance8010 6d ago

The nipples are to distract you from the chair that morphs and disappears as it turns. Ae eye sloppppp

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u/MostPutridSmell 6d ago

Is "YT WOMEN" code for calfs?

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u/Realistic_List7286 6d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Ok_Cry7074 6d ago

Ai slop

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u/Wildfathom9 6d ago

Someone typed that prompt in....

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u/LessShoe3754 5d ago

Cut that shit off

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u/For_he_knows_knot 5d ago

Nipsey Muscle

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u/TwelveMK 6d ago

Holy "French Fry Nipples" Batman!

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u/TryHeavy8621 6d ago

My boy got them FMJs ready 24/7

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u/shoresandsmores 5d ago

I've milked dairy cattle with more modest teats.

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u/ViciouslyCalm 5d ago

Ey yo! He's got 3 dicks now 😂

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u/pickledstoneriver 5d ago

Damnnnnnnnn them nips tho!!!

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u/Master_Cold8891 5d ago

Is bro lactating?

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u/Beast_46 5d ago

Holy estrogen batman. Iol

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u/FluxOperation 5d ago

I’m here for the comments and they did not disappoint!!

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u/BIGRED_15 5d ago

lol what’s up with pickle tits over there?!🤣

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u/Vava_Noir 4d ago

🤢🤮 I can definitely resist. What going on with his nipples? Did the weights hang from them?

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u/Kcidobor 4d ago

He’s got tootsie roll nips. I’m fucking dead

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u/Lanky-Sandwich-352 4d ago

Bro has cow teets

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u/Strange-Fisherman487 4d ago

Why are they so long bro

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u/califlowers_mid 4d ago

Utter shock at the sight of those nipples

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u/LegosRCool 6d ago

Black Chocolate Milk

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u/No_Battle_6402 6d ago

Jesus you could hang a couple goats of those nipples!

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u/Sea_Drink7287 6d ago

Just why?

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u/Smart_Cry_5572 6d ago

Your move Greg

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u/Wrong-Tiger4644 6d ago

How many babies is he feeding, and for how long!!

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u/No-Letterhead-4407 6d ago

What the fuck…. Why are his nips lil dicks? 

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u/divagirlicious 6d ago

"I've got nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"

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u/TheCasualLarsonian 6d ago

Maybe the nipples are from gynecomastia due to steroid use?

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 6d ago

I want to run my incorrect math test answers over those nips.

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u/StonedRobot707 6d ago

What's up with the chocolate titty boners?

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u/ZenFook 6d ago

Congrats on that brand new sentence

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u/pepeshadilay69 6d ago

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

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u/SlappyHandstrong 6d ago

Is it a little nippy in here?

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u/StonedRobot707 6d ago

Looks like his nipples are brithing some twix candy bars

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u/L12Grafx 6d ago

Udderly ridiculous

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u/OkBother8121 6d ago

Can she get chocolate milk from those udders?

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u/pastyoureyesed 6d ago

He must work on a farm..

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u/theglowcloud8 6d ago

Why...why are they so...um

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u/EusebioFOREVER 6d ago

he better get checked out. Those things look lactating

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u/blktno75 6d ago

Dude wtf nipples looks like Vienna sausages . Women can get off on those nipples . He’s got semi erect nipples … lol

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u/whole_chocolate_milk 6d ago

Do some people just have outrageously large nipples or is this the result of something?

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u/rangeo 6d ago

Dick Nipples

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u/daredelvis421 6d ago

What happened to his nipples?

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u/LongAnalysis420 6d ago

Wine cork nips

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u/xrroysteriv 6d ago

Those are cow utters

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u/Closefacts 6d ago

He got those Joe Rogan nipples

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u/MooreAveDad 6d ago

WTF IS HAPPENING WITH THIS MAN’S NIPPLES?

Seriously.🛑

When, TF did ‘elongated nipples’ become a thing?

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u/Monster_Voice 6d ago

His rap name is Lil Dix

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u/zipsthespacebandit 6d ago

Explain the nipples immediately

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u/That_Things_Good 6d ago

Ummmmm...

Ummmmmm....

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u/Pretend_Pomelo_6893 6d ago

Roids are good for you lol

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u/Lower_Group_1171 6d ago

Those are some National Geographic nipples

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u/Infinitesi-Mal 6d ago

Those nipples could kill cows as the pistons in a cattle slaughtering tool.

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u/Fat_Loser6 6d ago

Ok serious question, why do his nipples look like that? Is it steroids?

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u/CorvetteNutt81 6d ago

Forbidden Tootsie rolls

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u/Inevitable_Outcome56 6d ago

Genuine question. Why are his sausage nips facing south?

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u/uttertosser 6d ago

Looks like that rotating teapot animation that was used for testing 3D graphics cards. Now waiting for the flying toasters.

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u/askingu4advice 6d ago

Chocolate milk

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u/llurkb 6d ago

Nips are from way too many roids.

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 6d ago

Someone milk those utters

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u/Bushdr78 6d ago

Whoa that's some serious nips

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u/flytingnotfighting 6d ago

The origin of the tale of the MilkMan

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u/DudleyHRT 6d ago

Udderly astounding

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u/growingcoolly 6d ago

Forget the nipples. Why is this type of shit always filmed inside a vehicle? Did this guy install a motorized swivel chair in his car for a stupid 3-second video? I'm so perplexed by this trend of "everything happens in cars" on the internet.

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u/Sidmezoa37help 6d ago

"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

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u/Responsible-Fall-547 6d ago

Dude has three penises

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u/PomegranateLow5985 6d ago

Excuse me while I vomit

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u/Over_Researcher_113 6d ago

You can tell he breastfed his children.

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u/stringerjessica4 6d ago

OMG those nips...you could milk him

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u/coconutter98 6d ago

Bro why there are penises on his chest

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u/JanetWD78 6d ago

Penis nipples! Penis nipples! My eyes!!!!!!

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u/lvegilfs 6d ago

Dudes going to poke out with with those

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u/TheGoodNoBad 6d ago

Steroids up the gill to the point his gyno became a new anatomy part

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u/GLHR_ 6d ago

Those are some teats!

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u/Pure-Confection6830 6d ago

Nasty af.🤮🤢

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u/ShugahLumps 6d ago

what's with the utters

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u/Larry_Beard33 6d ago

I’m in udder disbelief

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u/notjustrynasellstuff 6d ago

Thats milk chocolate

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u/Squidtat2 6d ago

WTF does he look like when it's cold?

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u/Creative-Agency-9829 6d ago

I could taste milk after seeing that. This is very disturbing.

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u/fartonyou1 6d ago

Jesus Christ. Has he got a kid at home because he’s lactating

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u/AbbreviationsLow7794 6d ago

Why’s he have antennas hanging from his chest

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u/jiggywiz 6d ago

Because she wants someone that could nurse her young.

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u/Virtual-Reference703 6d ago

So that’s how they make chocolate milk

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u/dollydunn21 6d ago

Looks like he stole those nipples from a pregnant dog

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u/Chelsie_girl1 6d ago

Sepeis...

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u/Cute_Astronomer_2253 6d ago

And yet women are still not allowed to go topless in public….stop sexualizing them

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u/quasarfern 6d ago

I wouldn’t mess with him but if he came after me I know what Im targeting