r/IsraelCrimes 2d ago

Apartheid When Ugandans tried to become Israeli

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u/coneydit 2d ago

"Not practising Judaism enough" but white South Africans have the secret sauce.

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u/faust112358 1d ago

Translation : "You haven't oppressed/killed enough innocent people" and also "you're too black to be part of our racist ethno state"

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u/HeidelbergianYehZiq1 2d ago

Well, they made the kabbalah-fad of the 00s (complete with Ashton Kutchner’s red string that had to be edited out) to seem serious.

And this man gets it!

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u/Friendly_Anywhere 1d ago

Everybody seems to want those white south africans!

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u/Mammoth-Sherbert-907 2d ago

But… but… I thought they said Judaism was just a religion, not an ethnicity! I can’t believe the Israelis would lie like that, totally out of character for them

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u/Unstoppable-Farce 2d ago edited 2d ago

They didn't treat the Ethiopian jews much better.

I guess they couldn't deny the very long Jewish history of that particular community, so Israel begrudgingly gave them citizenship... but that's where the 'nice' stopped.

Who woulda thought a European ethno-supremacist colonial movement might be a little bit racist? 🤷‍♂️

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u/HerpesIsItchy 2d ago

They gave them citizenship but then they made them do menial labor, gardeners, maids, nannies, etc. People of color have never done well in Israel

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u/shehabigans 2d ago

They also systematically duped ethiopian women into taking contraceptives shots. Practical racial based eugenics.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Not practicing Judaism enough while proudly saying to act like the democracy they are not « we hold the biggest gay pride in the world » israhell is an hypocrite state, genocidal state, dictatorial state. Ouganda are more protected in Africa.

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u/Keyr23 2d ago

Zios are White supremacism

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u/Is_Mise_Edd 2d ago

Israel is a racist 'state'

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u/Turbulent-Intern1774 2d ago

I have no words.

Sorry

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u/social-delimma 2d ago

No one can save a sinking ship!

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u/RawanIbrahim 2d ago

Sorry you weren’t the right complexion for the colonizers I guess?

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u/AcanthisittaMobile72 Free Palestine 💚🍉,🇵🇸🤍Jag älskar Emelia 1d ago

Hm, I wonder why, provaaaaaably the "skin colour" issue.

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u/Chawax 1d ago

Israel is the legacy of the Nazis.

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u/Larrentawn 1d ago

It was clearly racism. But also ended up being the better thing for the ugandan

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u/Wormfeathers 1d ago

Israel has nothing Jewish

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u/zno3 1d ago

Israel have black Ethiopian Jew Israeli citizenship at the cost of their ability to have children this is how sick Israel are, they are racist, black, brown, and yellow are second class citizen there

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u/daffy_genius 2d ago

I feel sad that he still wonders why.....

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u/Total_Hippo_6837 1d ago

Pretty sure it is tongue in cheek

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u/awayathrow_88 18h ago

Zionism is inherently 100% racist.

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u/qdog9995 1d ago

https://www.worldjewishcongress.org/en/news/lemba-tribe-in-southern-africa-has-jewish-roots-genetic-tests-reveal Lemba tribe in southern Africa has Jewish roots, genetic tests reveal - World Jewish Congress

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u/Flabbergasted_____ 23h ago

Herzl, the modern “father” of ziofascist beliefs, originally wanted his fascist nation to be in Uganda.

Also, never forget that Herzl was an atheist, not Jewish.