r/KamikazeByWords • u/Ecstatic-Raisin-5656 • Jun 19 '25

Nobody loves me!!!

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u/Steam-powered-pickle Jun 19 '25

I’ve seen a lot of shitty pickup lines but that’s gotta be one of the worst

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u/AuraStome Jun 19 '25

That opening line is the r/ChessTheory equivalent of the JSchlatt 2-Mover

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u/Outrageous_Zebra_221 Jun 20 '25

"Yeah, it sucks man I had to break up with her"

"What happened?!?"

"Well she was with me, so she obviously makes a lot of bad decisions"

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u/Solrex Jun 20 '25

That like moving your pawn to the center, they attack it with their pawn, then you move the other pawn up to it so it's touching it, which does nothing and they just capture

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u/captainMaluco Jun 21 '25

No, that's not true! Lots of people have bad taste!

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u/Diligent-Ferret4917 Jun 23 '25

my name is lots of people.... /j

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u/a-desmos-grapher Jun 21 '25

My beautiful?

1

u/Jonaleaf Jun 21 '25

Hi Nobody, it’s spelled you’re*

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u/Knowledge-Seeker-N Jun 22 '25

Odysseus, get off the internet, will ya'?