r/KamikazeByWords • u/konfiot • Jul 17 '19

Woaw that hurts

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u/Peabody77 Jul 17 '19

Thank god I drink a mans beer like Mike’s Hard Lemonade. Taste the lemon.

-This comment was sponsored by Mike’s Hard

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

It doesn’t get me drunk but I do love Mikes Hard tbh

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u/Peabody77 Jul 17 '19

Im a light weight. 1 big can and im buzzed.

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u/fuzzyjedi Jul 17 '19

Don’t worry, you do you. The other person is clearly not drinking fast enough if they’re not getting drunk.

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u/Peabody77 Jul 17 '19

I chug them suckers like gamer girl bathwater

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u/fuzzyjedi Jul 17 '19

I feel ya. I used to chug those strawbeeritas. 8% alcohol. Would get drunk way faster than my friends.

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u/Stealthyfisch Jul 17 '19

Strawbeeritas/limeritas/mangoritas are the absolute fastest way to get fucked up as quickly as possible while enjoying the taste and looking like a bitch as much as possible.

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u/fuzzyjedi Jul 17 '19

I spent many a night trying to drunkenly explain that my girly drink was almost twice as strong as their 4.2% bud light.

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u/Stealthyfisch Jul 17 '19

They may be girly but god damnit if I don’t prefer them over light beer

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u/dammitijustwantmemes Jul 18 '19

Bud light lime slaps way harder than any kind of bud light

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u/Stealthyfisch Jul 18 '19

True shit. On a related note, Michelob Ultra Prickly Pear and Lime infusions are straight gas.

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