r/KamikazeByWords Oct 01 '19

i mean..he’s not wrong

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u/StepByStef Oct 01 '19

At least you’re not under 5’5? 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/TheBigBangTheoryIsOk Oct 01 '19

Ahh. So what does that make me, a worthless vessel of meat and bone? Because I'm 5'3" and a male, am I something to throw away? An afterthought? A cruel genetic joke brought upon me by an evil God? I guess so.

But guess what? I have positive attributes. My family feeds me. My friends appreciate me. I can be sexy. I can dance. I'm well sized down there (women will never know that since apparently I'm too short to have any intense experiences with a female.)

What am i worth? Does anyone care? Does it matter? Not to you, I guess. Fuck....

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u/_trashlobster_ Oct 01 '19

Sir, this McDonald’s has a strict ‘no loitering’ policy. I’m gonna have to ask you to leave.