r/KarlPilkingtonFanClub • u/5axiscncfishguitar • 22d ago

Monkey News Longest sentence ever produced by a chimpanzee

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u/Aggravating_Tooth_15 22d ago

But not Shakespeare!

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u/markcorrigans_boiler 22d ago

That should be interesting for Karl's head.

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u/SignificantPlum4883 22d ago

Not a sentence though is it? Play a record!

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u/meretrionic 22d ago

That is pure Charlie Kelly syntax: money me, money now

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u/MoleculeMind2525 21d ago

“Taked baby meet at later bar night or day sometime”

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u/Local_Skill4684 22d ago

How is that as good as Shakespeare?

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u/Dark-Empath- 21d ago

Infinity sorta sorts it out for ya

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u/hellofriendly67 18d ago

Have they read Shakespeare?

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u/JordonFreemun 20d ago

Have they read shakespeare?

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u/SpecialistText283 20d ago

English: quite shite.

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u/whatyoume 22d ago

Obviously spouted those words after a glass of Jack Daniels in the evening

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u/Ebonics_Expert 22d ago

Give him the orange before he bites your face off 

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u/vgdomvg 22d ago

So monkeys can talk now?

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u/ofmoranges 22d ago

It didn't happen, Karl

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u/Logical_Bake_3108 21d ago

What Shakespeare play is that from?

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u/rupert1888 20d ago

Photographer

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u/Exotic_Mobile8744 20d ago

yeah, replace orange with pussy and you have the lyrics to most rap music.

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u/87TOF 20d ago

"You stink. You shit?"

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u/Thismama80 19d ago

It’s giving Brits abroad asking for orange juice at an Irish bar assuming loud enunciation equals clarity and translation.

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u/Pyramid-Turtle 19d ago

Play a record

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u/yammaniow726 19d ago

Sounds like a president

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u/Boobs76 19d ago

He’s more eloquent than my husband 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/aWeegieUpNorth 18d ago

GIVE HIM THAT ORANGE!