Shut up, play a record

[u/No-Drawing-6613]

[u/Praetor-Shinzon]

How bad is that?

[u/piercedmfootonaspike → u/Praetor-Shinzon]

SQUEEEEEAL "HOW BAD IS THAT?! HOW BAD IS THAT?!"

[u/dueffort → u/Praetor-Shinzon]

I had rather have a cockroach in the x-ray than in me chest.

[u/Forward-Tap2730]

Don't. Talk. Shite. Twice

[u/pilkyboy1]

He ate a bug at night

[u/Table3219 → u/pilkyboy1]

A bug the size of a roast chicken went down the wrong hole. If they were to operate, this bug would fly out from the patient's chest cavity and would then proceed to suck their eyes out like ripe tomatoes

[u/pilkyboy1 → u/Table3219]

how bads that

[u/gskingley007]

How tall was the doctor 

[u/CouscousKazoo]

Eating at night risks going down the wrong pipe.

[u/CoolJetta3]

Karl, you're a mental patient. This is absolute bollocks

[u/TomCBC]

r/mildlypenis

[u/hilltravel-24]

Fuckin’ bollocks 😀

[u/Historical-Pin-9470]

It's tinging it's way up the lung! it's tinging it's way up the lung!

[u/MortalW0mbat87]

Oooooh nearly had my eye out, knob news!

[u/DangerousOpinion1523]

Worse is that after all the exposure to radiation it's now massive and tears up Tokyo.

[u/speedloafer]

This never happened. Stop spreading lies on the internet. Look at the size of the cockroach and also "you have to go to Singapore for treatment". How slow do you have to be to believe this?

[u/Deano101010 → u/speedloafer]

You clearly don’t understand what this sub is about, OP isn’t claiming this is a true story it’s a joke

[u/Sea_Sky9332 → u/Deano101010]

It went whoooosh 😂

[u/Upper_Rent_176 → u/speedloafer]

An x-ray camera is huge and presumably involves focal lengths and lenses and shit. Depending where in the camera the cockroach was it's quite conceivable it could appear out of scale with the patient

[u/speedloafer → u/Upper_Rent_176]

It has been going around the internet for years. This is the second or third time around. On the previous ones the "cockroach" is behind the smiley face at the bottom.