r/KarlPilkingtonFanClub • u/Local_Skill4684 • 4d ago
Monkey News Waiting in the hospital, little fella strolls in, checks me vitals, says I need more potassium but he needs to sample me source… turns out…
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u/LJP190 3d ago
Right if this doctor turns out to be a monkey, we're never doing this again
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u/Due_Blacksmith1714 3d ago
He was doctor of the year, it won ,they gave it the medal, it won three years running, they gave it the key to the city , it had its own game show , and then someone said "hold on though. This fella’s sorta hunched over and he's only 3'5", and his arms are longer than his body. It's a chimp!" - if it goes anywhere near that we're never doing it again!
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u/Ldn_twn_lvn 4d ago
Oh cripes! I knew summat wer amiss
he fingered me uretha to pieces!!
...only went in for swollen tonsils
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u/5axiscncfishguitar 4d ago
Dont. Talk. Shit.