r/KenM • u/supersirj • 8d ago

Ken M on Life on Earth

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 8d ago

Pastor says that having organisms is one of the 7 sultry sins. Our bodies aren’t carnival funhouses.

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u/Squonkster 8d ago

Speak for yourself.

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u/RubberDuckKeychains 8d ago

My bodies aren’t carnival funhouses.

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u/daytonakarl 8d ago

Not with that attitude

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u/GuerillaGandhi 7d ago

We're all carnival funhouses on this blessed day

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u/thisisredlitre 7d ago

You have more than one?

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u/UR_MOMS_HAIRY_BONER 8d ago

How do you know there are 7?

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 7d ago

Pastor says it’s in the book of rebel-nations.

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u/laowildin 8d ago

The 0 to smug in replies always make me laugh

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u/ImranFZakhaev 8d ago

He probably believes the myth that smug evolved from 0

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u/OmniaLoca 8d ago

When you really think about it, pastor's evolved from preists in much the same way

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u/love_is_an_action 8d ago edited 7d ago

Martin Luther preaches that Catholics evolved from birds which is their Cardinal sin.

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 7d ago

On Sundays I like bringing a baggy of sunflower seeds to mass and scatter them so I can watch all the Catholics pick them up with their beaks.

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u/Bosterm 8d ago

And yet some Catholics are still Cardinals.

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u/dleon0430 3d ago

So that's why they're sometimes called a flock.

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u/goldmund22 8d ago

Strike two lol! KenM, your efforts are always appreciated

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u/Braeburner 8d ago

Good point from KenM's wife, the organisms old and new should switch places for one day so they understand what if feels like to have a different set of biological values

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u/RCuber 8d ago

We are all organisms on this blessed day

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u/Ch8s3 8d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/upvotes2doge 8d ago

I am all organisms on this blessed day

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u/DrKedorkian 7d ago

The poor grammar just kills me

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u/3pinripper 7d ago

It’s just so perfectly curated

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx 7d ago

* grammer

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u/BazF91 6d ago

I honestly found “Strike two” to be the funniest part of this exchange

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u/tayloriser 7d ago

Chefs kiss

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u/NJNeal17 5d ago

Strike 3!!!!!!!