r/KidsAreStupid Jul 26 '25

Non-personal Story Stupid and vile to the bones sometimes

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u/themexicanojesus Jul 27 '25

So.. that happened.. let's talk about legal bestiality in West Virginia.

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u/parkerm1408 Jul 27 '25

Did you say....legal?? I knew west Virginia was fucked up but holy shit....

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u/DaddysABadGirl Jul 28 '25

Aaaaand Google just said there have been attempts to pass legislation banning it.... attempts. So there have been multiple bills before West Virginian state congress and they just said no????

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u/Majestic_Rutabaga_79 Jul 28 '25

Was likely (hopefully) more about verbage and punishments rather than objection to banning it. Dear god west Virginia please don't let me be wrong

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u/DaddysABadGirl Jul 28 '25

I started looking up the reasons and got articles and papers asking why beastiality should be illegal at all. I dont like the world right now....

There isn't much to find. One bill didnt make it past the committee stage, the other was voted down.

From the description of the one voted down:

Misdemeanor Offense: Violations can result in a jail sentence of up to 12 months and/or fines between $300 and $2,000.

Felony Offense: A felony charge applies if the offender has a prior conviction, causes serious bodily injury or death to the animal, or commits the act in the presence of a minor. Felony penalties include imprisonment for 1 to 5 years, fines of $1,000 to $5,000, or both.

Mandatory Actions: Conviction can lead to relinquishing all animals in the person's possession, mandatory psychological evaluations and counseling, and restrictions on owning or residing with animals for a specified period.

Exemptions: The bill includes exemptions for accepted veterinary procedures, animal husbandry practices, and accepted practices related to breed conformation judging, as well as affection towards a pet in a non-sexual manner according to the Brooks Institute. Commercial Purpose: Engaging in or promoting sexual conduct with an animal for commercial or recreational purposes is also prohibited.

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u/Majestic_Rutabaga_79 Jul 28 '25

Wow.. that's really all I have to say

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u/parkerm1408 Jul 28 '25

Wasn't west Virginia the one that tried to run through a child marriage with parental consent bill awhile back? We need to shut that whole place down

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u/DaddysABadGirl Jul 28 '25

I'm surprised they don't have it, a few states do. Shit, California under 16 or 15 is allowed so long as the parents can get a judge to sign off on it.

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u/parkerm1408 Jul 28 '25

When do we get to the "burn it down and start from scratch," phase?

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u/DaddysABadGirl Jul 28 '25

Based on how widespread that issue is?? Gonna need nukes. Scorch the planet.

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u/erikkustrife Jul 30 '25

All of America accepts marriages to children so long as you get the proper paperwork. Hell missouris kinda a cesspit for this as you can't marry a child anymore under the age of 16 even with parental consent as of this year, you can however get one pregnant, thus becoming a legal adult in missouri for the purposes of marriage and everything's fine then.

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u/toothgolem Jul 29 '25

It’s because of dairy farming. It’s nigh impossible to make a sweeping ban on acts of bestiality that doesn’t also ban the necessary steps to impregnate a cow and take the milk.

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u/parkerm1408 Jul 29 '25

That actually does make sense, but they should still take the time to figure that out. I used to do contract work for Tyson, picking up bull calves from dairies and driving them out to muleshoe. Lasted 6 months before I quit, Tyson can go fuck itself.

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u/toothgolem Jul 29 '25

It’s not a time thing, my understanding is that they’ve repeatedly tried and failed. It’s legit fully incompatible with the practice of dairy farming. Most feasible scenario they make exceptions for milk producing animals like sheep, goats, and cows, but then…. I mean people could still fuck the sheep :/