r/KidsAreStupid • u/crybaby_freak • 27d ago
What was kindergarten me on?
"Da giraffe was blue and pink" š
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u/RandomUsername1829 26d ago
As a fellow person with poor handwriting, Iām pretty sure this says āMr Deer was wet. Miss Fox helped him get dry. It was Friday, ư{ceij fond a short fat giraffe. Da giraffe was blue and pink. Day are mangos It was cold and it was raninyg potatos
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u/Deli-ops7 26d ago
Mr. Deed was wet, Miss Fox heleped him dry. It was a friday. They found a short fat giraffe, the giraffe was blue and pink. They ate mangos, it was cold and it was raining potatoes.
Does that look right and correct?
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u/Aggressive-Ad874 25d ago
This is what I read, as if I were trying to correct the kid's paper:
Mr. Deer was wet. Miss Fox helped him get dry. It was Friday. They found a short, fat giraffe. The giraffe was blue and pink. They ate mangos. It was cold and it was raining potatoes.
Later on today, I'll try to make a short story with these sentences. I might reply to my own comment with the final product.
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u/Aggressive-Ad874 25d ago
Here's the story I promised:
It was a stormy Friday afternoon in the forest. Mr. Deer was getting soaked by the cold rain, as he was out looking for shelter from the oncoming storm's brutal winds. Miss Fox motions for Mr. Deer to follow her into her den to dry off and stay warm, until the brunt of the storm passes.
After the strong winds subside, Mr. Deer and Miss Fox leave the den, in search of something to eat. As the two leave the forest to visit the mango grove across the way, they meet a blue and pink spotted giraffe that was short and fat. The giraffe grabs some mangos down off the tree for the very hungry Mr. Deer and Miss Fox. They enjoy their meal of mangos, and the company of their new friend. It wasn't long after they finished their mangos that the rain came back, but this time, with the rain came a bitter chill and hailstones that were the size of potatoes.
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u/Balls11234 25d ago edited 25d ago
As a bad handwriting expert and professional kindergartner translator let me cook. "Mr deer was wet. Miss fox helped him get dry. It was Friday. They found a short fat giraffe. The giraffe was blue and pink. They ate mangoes it was cold and it was raining potatoes. " please please hold your applause. I know I'm awesome. Now as to op. I must applaud your storytelling. I truly felt the emotions conveyed when you said they ate mangoes. Truly a work of art. Bravo
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u/crybaby_freak 25d ago
Thank you. It might be the autistic Swedish kid that helped the storytelling
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u/Balls11234 25d ago
As an autistic American kid the literature truly resonated with me on a spiritual level. Truly the next Shakespeare
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u/snailgorl2005 24d ago
cracks knuckles this is actually pretty advanced writing for kindergarten. Depending on where you live, paragraph writing like this doesn't really start until 2nd or 3rd grade. Kindergarten is more focused on simple sentence structures and phonetic spelling. Your writing here actually demonstrates a pretty developed understanding of different letter blends (such as a the dr- in dry-- most kids that age would struggle to spell that word!) What you were likely "on" was a good early foundation in reading and a hefty dose of creative thinking. Interesting thing I did notice though was you spell th- words with a d instead. Did you have any speech impediments at the time? Just curious.
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u/dodecahedronzz 26d ago
"Mr deed was wet. Miss fox helpt him get dry. It was friday. @#$%! fond a snort fat giraffe. da giraffe was blue and pink day ate man dos It was cold and ti was raninyg potatos"
What was kindergarten you on?