r/KidsAreStupid 27d ago

What was kindergarten me on?

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"Da giraffe was blue and pink" 😭

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u/dodecahedronzz 26d ago

"Mr deed was wet. Miss fox helpt him get dry. It was friday. @#$%! fond a snort fat giraffe. da giraffe was blue and pink day ate man dos It was cold and ti was raninyg potatos"

What was kindergarten you on?

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u/crybaby_freak 26d ago

Swedish kindergartner core:

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u/JoannaBaBam 26d ago

I read it as "day ate mangos"

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u/ADHD-Millennial 25d ago

I read that the same.

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u/RandomUsername1829 26d ago

As a fellow person with poor handwriting, I’m pretty sure this says ā€œMr Deer was wet. Miss Fox helped him get dry. It was Friday, ư{ceij fond a short fat giraffe. Da giraffe was blue and pink. Day are mangos It was cold and it was raninyg potatos

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u/Aggressive-Ad874 25d ago

I have bad handwriting too

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u/Deli-ops7 26d ago

Mr. Deed was wet, Miss Fox heleped him dry. It was a friday. They found a short fat giraffe, the giraffe was blue and pink. They ate mangos, it was cold and it was raining potatoes.

Does that look right and correct?

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u/Amongus3751 25d ago

I think it's supposed to be Mr. Deer

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u/Aggressive-Ad874 25d ago

This is what I read, as if I were trying to correct the kid's paper:

Mr. Deer was wet. Miss Fox helped him get dry. It was Friday. They found a short, fat giraffe. The giraffe was blue and pink. They ate mangos. It was cold and it was raining potatoes.

Later on today, I'll try to make a short story with these sentences. I might reply to my own comment with the final product.

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u/Aggressive-Ad874 25d ago

Here's the story I promised:

It was a stormy Friday afternoon in the forest. Mr. Deer was getting soaked by the cold rain, as he was out looking for shelter from the oncoming storm's brutal winds. Miss Fox motions for Mr. Deer to follow her into her den to dry off and stay warm, until the brunt of the storm passes.

After the strong winds subside, Mr. Deer and Miss Fox leave the den, in search of something to eat. As the two leave the forest to visit the mango grove across the way, they meet a blue and pink spotted giraffe that was short and fat. The giraffe grabs some mangos down off the tree for the very hungry Mr. Deer and Miss Fox. They enjoy their meal of mangos, and the company of their new friend. It wasn't long after they finished their mangos that the rain came back, but this time, with the rain came a bitter chill and hailstones that were the size of potatoes.

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u/Balls11234 25d ago edited 25d ago

As a bad handwriting expert and professional kindergartner translator let me cook. "Mr deer was wet. Miss fox helped him get dry. It was Friday. They found a short fat giraffe. The giraffe was blue and pink. They ate mangoes it was cold and it was raining potatoes. " please please hold your applause. I know I'm awesome. Now as to op. I must applaud your storytelling. I truly felt the emotions conveyed when you said they ate mangoes. Truly a work of art. Bravo

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u/crybaby_freak 25d ago

Thank you. It might be the autistic Swedish kid that helped the storytelling

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u/Balls11234 25d ago

As an autistic American kid the literature truly resonated with me on a spiritual level. Truly the next Shakespeare

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u/BEMOlocomotion 26d ago

r/kidsaresmart

You must have had someone in your life who encouraged creativity

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u/Ashurbanipal2023 26d ago

Mangos? šŸ’€

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u/Tacticusaurus-Rex 26d ago

High on youth

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u/DesertDachsador 26d ago

I’m more surprised over the fact that you spelt giraffe correctly

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u/DinoQuake 25d ago

ā€œda giraffeā€, ā€œday ateā€

Bro was raised by a bunch of Forest Gump’s

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u/GoalRevolutionary398 25d ago

Mr deeds is a scp you summon him with a bell

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u/Dry_Sample948 24d ago

Look at you, jealous of younger you. As it should be.

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u/snailgorl2005 24d ago

cracks knuckles this is actually pretty advanced writing for kindergarten. Depending on where you live, paragraph writing like this doesn't really start until 2nd or 3rd grade. Kindergarten is more focused on simple sentence structures and phonetic spelling. Your writing here actually demonstrates a pretty developed understanding of different letter blends (such as a the dr- in dry-- most kids that age would struggle to spell that word!) What you were likely "on" was a good early foundation in reading and a hefty dose of creative thinking. Interesting thing I did notice though was you spell th- words with a d instead. Did you have any speech impediments at the time? Just curious.

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u/Scrapp94 24d ago

maNgOs?..

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u/Top-Block-5938 24d ago

Loving the new rap albumĀ 

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u/Successful-Deer-1881 24d ago

Did I read it was raining potatoes????

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u/being_of_nothingness 24d ago

ptobably on 5 years old juice

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u/Aguywhoexists69420 22d ago

Is that a gnnniirafte+1/2

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u/Ok_Orchid1004 26d ago

WTH does ā€˜what was kindergarten me on’ even mean? Lame.

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u/Wild-Turnover-146 26d ago

like ā€œwhat kind of drugs was my kindergarden self onā€