r/KidsAreStupid • u/crybaby_freak • 27d ago

What was kindergarten me on?

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"Da giraffe was blue and pink" 😭

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u/Balls11234 25d ago edited 25d ago

As a bad handwriting expert and professional kindergartner translator let me cook. "Mr deer was wet. Miss fox helped him get dry. It was Friday. They found a short fat giraffe. The giraffe was blue and pink. They ate mangoes it was cold and it was raining potatoes. " please please hold your applause. I know I'm awesome. Now as to op. I must applaud your storytelling. I truly felt the emotions conveyed when you said they ate mangoes. Truly a work of art. Bravo

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u/crybaby_freak 25d ago

Thank you. It might be the autistic Swedish kid that helped the storytelling

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u/Balls11234 25d ago

As an autistic American kid the literature truly resonated with me on a spiritual level. Truly the next Shakespeare