r/KidsAreStupid 7d ago

Name this situation

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422 Upvotes

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u/Swankenstein89 7d ago

“I want to carry it!!”………

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u/Separate-Chemistry36 6d ago

And then the kid messes up and cries about it

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u/AnmysInsurrectionCat 6d ago

That would be the parent's fault for giving it to them in the first place?

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u/Lava-Jacket 5d ago

This is a situation where a parent should have known better than to trust that stupid little kid.

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u/Willing-Strawberry33 5d ago

Oh man, the number of times I see this on a daily basis working retail is so confusing. I get you don't want your child screaming and crying on the way home because they couldn't hold their special thing, but maybe consider something that /wont/ break, fall apart, or split open when they inherently get bored with holding it.

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u/Sarcastic_Lilshit 7d ago

Tragedy.

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 4d ago

When the feeling's gone and you can't go on

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u/marchalves6 7d ago

Despair.

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u/philoso2889 5d ago

Agree. Poor kid.

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u/Confused_Rabbiit 7d ago

Don't let a child that small hold a box of pizza.

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u/Adept_Mention1559 7d ago

Shane Gillis on pizza box

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u/Physical-Traffic-268 7d ago

Toddler in their prime.

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u/toku154 7d ago

Kid is stupid

5

u/Famous_Meeting9220 7d ago

Little miggit drops pizza in front of car, gets a beating later for wasting money and time

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u/Powerful-Present6687 6d ago

And previous food

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u/Indescribable_Theory 7d ago

Dang, that sucks, hold the box closed with both hands next time.

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u/TheBeardedMayhem 7d ago

Worst day ever.

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u/TheTrueGoatMom 7d ago

Awwww..no pizza for you!!

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u/poedraco 7d ago

It's called the listen to Dad

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u/spiderobert 4d ago

Dad's the idiot that gave it to him

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u/PlanetMiitopia 7d ago

Virtual birth control image

2

u/OG-Giligadi 7d ago

This food won't work.

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u/PurpDoesPixilart 7d ago edited 6d ago

He in fact did NOT use both hands.

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u/so1idturds 7d ago

My sister did this with a hotdog 🌭

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u/Aggressive-Ad874 7d ago

Pizza Go Boom

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u/Oxic_io 7d ago

crime scene

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u/Disastrous-Claim5915 7d ago

Something sacred was lost

2

u/tristarh 6d ago

Condom ad

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u/jakeandnoahgamezonyt 6d ago

tbh i feel kinda bad

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u/Tkinney44 5d ago

Perfectly normal reaction to losing a pizza honestly.

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u/Dead-House-Mouse 5d ago

Poor little buddy was trying man, at least he didn’t do it on purpose

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u/Illustrious-Vast-292 5d ago

Kid isn't stupid. The adult is a dumbass for letting this weak little kid try to carry the pizza.

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u/billybud21 3d ago

Gravity 101

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/carrotman_yt 7d ago

Lid Physics discovery

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u/vaporboy_sd 7d ago

Pizza on the ground Pizza on the ground lookin like a fool with yo Pizza on the ground

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u/Warwolf3k 7d ago

Gonna learn, today!

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u/ConnectionUnique3625 6d ago

He looks like he gonna be asking for money on the side of the road

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u/ColorCal 6d ago

It's ok. They wiped it off and ate it. Albeit, more toppings.

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u/-SirFerret 6d ago

I-I actually feel bad for him?? What is wrong with me

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u/brther_nature 6d ago

Repost #1862

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u/Midnightbeerz 6d ago

5 second rule?

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u/Mdg_2108 6d ago

Pavement pizza

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u/LunaLycan1987 6d ago

It’s called “The parents shouldn’t have been letting a child this small carry the pizza anyway and it’s their own fault.”

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u/prionbinch 6d ago

I believe there's a Charlotte diamond song about this

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u/Separate-Chemistry36 6d ago

Parents let their two years old hold the open Pizza cardbord box.. that was their mistake

1

u/Yipik4Ye-MTF 6d ago

Pizza splash

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u/No_Unused_Names_Left 6d ago

PB&J for supper now.

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u/SuperDupNer 6d ago

I think that was a cut scene from Breaking Bad

1

u/Ok-Sun4841 6d ago

"I wanna hold it!"

No, it's hot and you're going to drop it.

"No I won't!!!!"

Gives pizza and 0.0012 seconds later picture is taken

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u/mrtriangol 6d ago

That scene from gumball

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u/TeaRevolutionary7587 6d ago

“I tried to tell him”

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u/Nir117vash 6d ago

Alejandro's terrible no good very bad day

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u/puppiesareSUPERCUTE 6d ago

Sheer disappointment.

1

u/spaacingout 6d ago

r/pizzacrimes

Already onto a life of crime

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u/Gwyrr 5d ago

5 second rule

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u/Punishe_Venom_Snake 5d ago

Sadness for supper

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u/GloomySomewhere3378 5d ago

When life gives you lemons

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u/Confused_Gengar 5d ago

Never let kids hold the pizza

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u/kronickimchi 5d ago

Take pizza leave crying bastard

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u/EconomistClassic435 5d ago

PICK UP A DA PIZZA

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u/Cute_Wonderer 5d ago

Street Pizza, sidewalk pie, oops all gone.

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u/Heavy_Parfait_2745 5d ago

Trump blaming the Democrats, again.

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u/MephiticDeity 5d ago

Lesson (hopefully) learned

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u/-Gimli-SonOfGloin- 5d ago

Under “Reason” on the adoption form

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u/cconnorss 5d ago

A lesson that only needed the one time to learn

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u/RetroGamer87 5d ago

This could be an album cover

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u/TernionDragon 5d ago

My life.

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u/jobany4321 5d ago

My pizza not yours

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u/Separate_Elk457 5d ago

You can turn a tragedy into a learning event by saying “dang bud, when you drop food you gotta eat broccoli for a week. it’s a law”

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 5d ago

I call it "25 dollar donation to the cats"

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u/NefariousnessNo2062 5d ago

So...How hungry are you?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Hey, check out my pizza. Oh, nevermind, just a cardboard sewer hole cover. Nothing to see here folks...

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u/Waterlemon1997 5d ago

Eternal and insufferable pain.

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u/mrjonnyringo72 5d ago

Go to bed and have no dinner!

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u/Figgnus96 5d ago

Consequences of failed abortion

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u/Carlie2406 4d ago

Looks like someone is up for adoption now

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u/Bigdreco1 4d ago

Ramen noodles for dinner..

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u/MichaleenOgeFlynn 4d ago

Orange Pie Bad.

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u/Learyxlane 4d ago

Mama Mia

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u/DiamondIcyCross 4d ago

Back of my day that was called an ass whooping. But, things are different now...

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u/LambertMike77 4d ago

The day he died inside.

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u/Captain-Codfish 4d ago

Just punt it like a rugby ball on a penalty.

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u/Soaring_Gull655 4d ago

But how is it I see a video from China with a kid making his breakfast over an open fire no less and he's a champ at it, looks 2. Spins his frozen bread and watches it settle in hot grease. Probably does his own laundry or at least helps parents with it. Our kids are tripping over their shoelaces or a spot on the floor, and have no reasonable consciousness or understanding about how things work until about age 4. And if you got them near a fire they'd cry and ask why didn't you tell them it was hot, well fire is hot.

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u/Quiet-Froyo5335 4d ago

This pic hurts to look at. Parent failure for allowing it.

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u/VarietyAcademic9657 4d ago

This is why we always have healthy home cooked meals Timmy

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u/Ctendall 4d ago

I feel your pain little man

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u/No_Highlight8724 4d ago

Every parents worst nightmare

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u/Embarrassed_Road3811 4d ago

Monday morning at the post office.. and the entire month of December.

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u/Kielbasa_Nunchucka 4d ago

pizza-shit box!

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u/chingchong_man 4d ago

I would still eat it

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u/Outside-Plum-1970 4d ago

Parents say they learn from mistakes.This kid looked like he didn't learn dumbass 🙄

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u/BertFurble 4d ago

Waaaahhhhh!!!!

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u/Upvoter_NeverDie 4d ago

Junior learns a hard lesson.

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u/rellikpd 4d ago

"Time for adoption"

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u/AugustSky87 4d ago

“The reason I put him up for adoption.”

I’m going to hell for saying that

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u/Significant_Land1107 4d ago

Kid dropped his pizza and started crying type shit

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u/Realistic_Squash1440 4d ago

I know his pain, its happened to me too many times

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u/halfzzzawake 4d ago

Plot twist: he had the perfect piece of cardboard for a school project and someone threw a pizza at it.

Poor guy.

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u/iiraoni 4d ago

why is the parent letting the child hold the pizza 1943, colorized

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u/The_InsaneDuckturtle 4d ago edited 4d ago

This makes me wanna cry like dropping ice cream accidentally does Edit: Also, I just got done being sad bc I was like "Oh, I might never have kids" and then this shows up and makes me feel sad but for not that lmao

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u/gu550man 4d ago

A lesson you only have to learn once

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u/gamejolt_Hunter 4d ago

Gumball kills pizza baby situation

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u/Duly-Noted1 4d ago

Trojan ~For a life less complicated

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam 4d ago

Visual description of my life lmao.

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u/Yoshistar95 4d ago

Dropped da pizzuh

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u/kriscross122 4d ago

Threw it on the ground!

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u/Ok_Exit7877 4d ago

Five second rule?

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u/iKnowNothing8710 4d ago

What a pizza shit that kid is

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u/New-Toe-2222 4d ago

Murphy's Law

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u/spiderobert 4d ago

More of a stupid parent. Who gives a 3 year old a pizza to carry?

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u/Ok-Pirate3247 4d ago

A bad day

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u/jjs3_1 3d ago

It's trash, throw it away and get a new... Hopefully, the new one does not insist on carrying the pizza only to drop it!

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u/bug_crossing 3d ago

Someone stupid handed a kid a large box of pizza and decided it was a good idea. And then took a picture of it.

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u/Maikila 3d ago

PIZZAGATE

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u/fearlesskittenmitts 3d ago

Road pizza. 😭

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u/No_Supermarket_1831 3d ago

That's a paddlin'

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u/fuckfacekiller 3d ago

A life’s lesson. 🤘🤣🤘

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u/commorancy0 3d ago

“It’s okay, buddy, we’ll get another.” Scold the kid later at home, not in front of onlookers. Instead, pick the kid up, give encouraging words and head back to the restaurant to order another. Take the loss and move on. Don’t encourage onlookers to call CPS on you.

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u/Jingoose 3d ago

When life seems to be going well

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u/Inevitable_Bug5446 3d ago

Awe dropped pizza

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u/Unhappy_Run8154 3d ago

That's when you just buy the kid another pizza. A better pizza

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u/PhaseNegative1252 3d ago

The lesson is don't hand things to kids

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u/JD5DAD 3d ago

Tony NOOOOO!!!!!!

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u/immenseAlpha 3d ago

Up for adoption

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u/xrf13579 3d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/theOGHyburn 3d ago

Anticipated whooping

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u/dus_istrue 3d ago

First mistake

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u/Neutronpulse 3d ago

Ass whoppin when we get to the house

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u/FoundationWeird1595 3d ago

My pizza fell off!