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Personal Story The dumbest thing I ever done (hopefully teens count)

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u/drmeowwww 4d ago

The dumbest thing you’ve ever done so far …

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u/Idontknow8270 4d ago

I mean I’ve done other really dumb things like touch hot glue. I was peeling some hot glue off a table at school and ended up touching actual hot glue.

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u/ferret-with-a-gun 4d ago

If you think that’s stupid you’d cringe watching me use hot glue. I build up a tolerance to the hot glue by touching it, making contact each time as it’s fresher and fresher, to a point where I’ll be moulding it to something only 5 seconds after it’s left the nozzle.

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u/Far-Regular-2553 3d ago

we had hot glue wars in shop class. we would find fun creative ways to stick a piece of paper with fresh hot glue to each others exposed skin. genius behaviour really

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u/ReduxReality 2d ago

I’ve accidentally superglued my jaw shut twice

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u/Idontknow8270 2d ago

That’s crazy

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u/ReduxReality 2d ago

:3

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u/Idontknow8270 2d ago

How old were you when that happened

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u/ReduxReality 2d ago

I was a freshman the first time, and a senior the second

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u/Idontknow8270 2d ago

That’s insane

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u/Milkmans_tastymilk 1d ago

When i was a hot glue person, i liked dipping my finger in the molten glue and then peeling the dollop off my finger

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u/Ok_Orchid1004 4d ago

They don’t make gummies with 600 mg of “elemental magnesium” because that is above the daily recommended max of about 350 mg. Your gummy was probably a 600 mg compound of some type, most likely about 100 mg of elemental magnesium, which is generally considered safe even for children. You would have to post a picture of the label/ingredients for me to be sure.

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u/gaybeetlejuice 4d ago

Ur gonna sleep so well little man

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u/closetedtranswoman1 4d ago

Were you ok?

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u/BatDynamite 2d ago

It was a 600 mg gummy, but it didn't have nearly that much of it to do anything.

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u/Idontknow8270 4d ago

Yeah I ended up being completely fine

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u/DebrisSpreeIX 2d ago

How do we know it's still you posting?

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u/iLostMyDildoInMyNose 3d ago

I remember being 14 and taking 2 Benadryl and then wondering the same lmao

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u/SOUP_RX 2d ago

Bro is about to have the smoothest shit of his life 😭💀

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u/Dangerous_Spirit7034 2d ago

Did you get the shits? The most common side effect of magnesium supplements I’m aware of is having to go to the bathroom

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u/Idontknow8270 2d ago

Not really maybe a little bit

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u/LilPotatoAri 1d ago

Doesn't magnesium also make you shit yourself? Idk good luck. You're probably not gonna die but I don't think you're gonna have fun. Good learning opportunity.

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u/fettyboofer 4d ago

Lol is this a joke? You know you couldve taken 5g and been fine lmao. These arent opioids. Nowadays even prescription sleeping pills like xanax and valium or zolpidem are impossible to OD on. I knew all that at 13… I had tried over 40 drugs by 16yo im sorry my guy but you arent very mature/ might lack intelligence

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u/bondno9 4d ago

you can definitely overdose on xanax my guy

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u/fettyboofer 4d ago

Yeah but good luck doing it lmao “ my guy” look up the LD50 pretty fucking hard to achieve. Anyways im to tired to explain basic pharmacology

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u/captainvyvanse 4d ago

On actual pharmaceutical xanax your stomach can not fit enough to make you die, you would black out for months straight but unless your doing street benzos or mixing them with other drugs or alcohol it is pretty much impossible to eat enough to kill you from the drug itself

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u/bondno9 4d ago

youve lost it

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u/captainvyvanse 4d ago

Dude google it it’s literal medical fact, the lethal dose is called the LD50

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u/bondno9 4d ago

so youre saying you cant overdose while admitting there is a lethal dose

hmmm okay

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u/captainvyvanse 4d ago

The lethal dose for drugs in general is called the LD50 which you would know if you did any research at all in the slightest

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u/bondno9 4d ago

what a genius! them books sure be making you more smarter!

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u/captainvyvanse 4d ago

“More smarter”

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u/bondno9 4d ago

hmmm yes obvious joke is obvious.

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u/Kurm1t0 3d ago

yea you can TECHNICALLY overdose but youd have to eat more pills than you physically can. theres a lethal dose of fucking oxygen dude everything has a lethal dose, you just cant take enough to achieve it 😭

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u/bondno9 3d ago edited 3d ago

yeah thats not how it works. if you took 20 xanax right now, you would fall asleep and the chances of you waking back up are slim to none. i knew someone who did exactly that.

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u/EveningWitness7 3d ago

thats not possible if it was just xanax

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u/bondno9 3d ago

alright then go try it out and report back.

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u/Salt-Elderberry-7271 2d ago

Only Xanax? There was no alcohol or opioids/muscle relaxers involved? Or did he get it off the street? It could have been laced if he got it from a dealer. Quit fearmongering

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u/captainvyvanse 3d ago

You can’t argue with him he’s a little slow

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u/Salt-Elderberry-7271 2d ago

Idk why people are downvoting you. You’re extremely unlikely to have a fatal overdose caused by benzos alone. You’d have to mix it with opioids or some other kind of CNS depressant

It’s just like how there is an LD50 for THC, but it’s basically physically impossible to consume enough for it to actually kill you.

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u/captainvyvanse 2d ago

I’ve been trying to explain it to them but they won’t listen

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u/ZealousidealDepth223 4d ago

You mixed up Xanax and marijuana. Your stomach can fit a pound of food, what makes you think you can’t fit a pound of pills in there?

Hella people died from respiratory suppression caused by prescription Xanax when I was in high school, you gotta be delusional bro cause overdosing on Xanax is easy as fuck and ubiquitous.

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u/captainvyvanse 4d ago

You know what causes respiratory depression? Mixing xanax (a gaba inhibitor) with either alcohol or opiates which are both also gaba inhibitors than yes you will die, if you had read my comment you’d have seen I referenced that already, I’m not doubting why you saw in high school but they mixed it with either alcohol or opiates or both, and yes you can definitely fit a pound of pills in your stomach, that was my entire point is you could eat them by the handful and not die unless you mixed it, you can quit arguing with me any get on google and see for yourself you know?

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u/VoltageHero 4d ago

Weird to be bragging about doing drugs below 16, and thinking that not knowing about drugs makes you "not mature/smart".

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u/MewcarioTheFur 4d ago

Thats not the flex you think it is my guy

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u/Idontknow8270 4d ago

Yeah sometimes I need to think more because if this was any higher it probably would’ve went very wrong. To much magnesium can be dangerous.

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u/tackierrapier40 4d ago

Trying over 40 drugs before 16 is considered mature now?

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u/Fantastic_Fox_9497 3d ago

You know you couldve taken 5g and been fine lmao.

That's fine (not great, not serious) for magnesium glycinate but info about supplements can be pretty confusing to figure out since there's do much conflicting information on the internet, so I'm not surprised some people post asking. The first thing you see googling it is an incorrect AI overview conflating magnesium glycinate with elemental magnesium which would be far more dangerous, followed by vague bot articles about hypermagnesemia. This is literally just a vitamin gummy, you can take too much of it and wind up in the ER, but it would be very hard to end up in that situation from 'accidentally' overdosing like this.

But I don't know why you think benzos are impossible to OD on? Can you explain?

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u/peach-sand777 3d ago

bro flexing his lack of childhood

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u/Potential-Wing-3559 2d ago

Damn what fake xans were you buying where you can’t OD?? I’ve literally had 2 friends OD on em in the past year

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u/cycloban 4d ago

So what would incel mean in this context? Nobody is addressing women per the context of an incel. Do you want to explain what your made of version is for the world, or are you going to edit and delete this comment too?

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u/cycloban 4d ago

So your definition of an incel is insulting one person? hm…

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u/Honest_Concern_5477 4d ago

As i said, clearly working. I could call u a nigga and that doesnt mean your black, just a insult

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u/cycloban 4d ago

I mean it’s not insulting so I don’t see the point. If you want to insult me can you try? Pleaseeee??

Remember it’s you’re*!

Did you graduate elementary school yet, or are you just held back by your lack of ability to read and write? 🥺

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u/1224672 4d ago

you're

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u/Honest_Concern_5477 4d ago

Bro its 4:53 am, im high as fuck, big deal

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u/Blindfire2 4d ago

I can already hear the smoke detector beeping from your apartment just from your spelling.

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u/Idontknow8270 5d ago edited 5d ago

Alright man uh good for you

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u/LetPuzzleheaded222 4d ago

“Im 16 and this is baddass” 🤣

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/ColddKoala 4d ago

You said to “grow some ballz”, “bro chill lmao”, and “shush ur yapper”. Now you’re saying it’s sad and disgusting? Pick a side 🤦‍♂️

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u/TheYoungAnimatorFR 4d ago

You're so badass for destroying your body. Do you want a cookie or smth?

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u/okay065 4d ago

youll disagree with this comment when it catches up to u at age 20

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/okay065 4d ago

you actually can get pretty sick from overdosing on vitamins. theres a certain one that makes ur asshole itchy

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u/Honest_Concern_5477 4d ago

Not in this case, he was “freaking out” over something thats recommended dose is 200-600mg and he had 600mg, thats nothing to worry about, unless if its straight laxatives or smth

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u/West_Presentation370 4d ago

I straight up thought he meant magnesium citrate and got the two mixed up

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u/First_Rip3444 4d ago

So he's a pussy for not having problems, like you? He's a pussy because he doesn't have the experience with addiction?

You are projecting your own insecurities. He's not a pussy for not having experience with addiction. You are just being a dick for no reason.

You feel insecure about the fact that you've struggled this much with substances so instead of dealing with that, you're making fun of peers for NOT struggling with substances?? It's an odd choice. Maybe try therapy, it's a helpful tool.

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u/cycloban 4d ago edited 4d ago

You might want to hop off your high horse and realize that others are allowed to feel concern and panic. There’s no need for you to jump in with an “actually ☝️” and compare to your own issues. You just look like a dick.

Edit: sorry looks can be deceiving I meant to say you ARE a dick!

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u/cycloban 4d ago

Was the first comment not enough and you had to rewrite it to not include Americans?

You’re definitely not on a high horse other than your mentality, but you’re much more insufferable.

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u/Honest_Concern_5477 4d ago

Ur the type of person to stub your toe and worry your gonna get a infection and die

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u/cycloban 4d ago

Oh am I? Thanks! I didn’t know, maybe next time I stub my toe I should try to see if you’re right that I am that person.

Have you tried using your mere ability to deduct someone online by a comment elsewhere? I imagine there’s many places you could show that skill off! Like an elementary school ❤️

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u/First_Rip3444 4d ago

If you're gonna reply with insults and disrespect, at least stand by your words instead of deleting comments.

Go drink some water and touch grass. Take a break from the Internet for a bit bc it doesn't seem to be doing you any favors

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u/Honest_Concern_5477 4d ago

Havent deleted any comments mr shcizo

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u/cycloban 4d ago

Sure you haven’t. That’s why I didn’t get notifications from you more than once on comments that are no longer visible. Hmm…

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u/Honest_Concern_5477 4d ago

Idk what your tryna get at by saying i deleted comments, i have no reason to delete comments, theres every reason for a comment to get flagged and deleted by moderation systems for certain keywords

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u/cycloban 4d ago

Then maybe be a somewhat decent person and don’t talk like you’re an edgy 12 year old? Just an idea!

Edit, also, you’re*

If you are going to act better than others maybe try to type better than others <3

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u/First_Rip3444 4d ago

You do realize they show up as blank in your comment history, right? (screenshot)

So you either deleted them or they were removed by Reddit

Not to mention there are still notifications for deleted comments, they just show that the comment no longer exists when you click on them

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u/cycloban 4d ago

I really giggled when they said that LMAO. I got numerous notifications that just “disappeared” with another one. Hmm

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u/First_Rip3444 4d ago

Y'know he might be right, maybe we're BOTH crazy 🤣

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u/Honest_Concern_5477 4d ago

My bad i said multiple fucking words that would get comments deleted, i literally got banned for 3 days cause i said i would flykick a furry in the head

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u/Fromnothingatall 4d ago

The weed they’re selling in dispensaries today isn’t much better. They’re selling stuff with thc levels so high that it’s causing people to lose their grip on reality.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S2352250X20301305

Thc induced psychosis was something that was practically non-existent 30 years ago but hospitals are getting waves of teens and young adults coming in with long term effects from daily use of these super high concentration thc products. This also appears to be a driver for growing numbers of young adults in the homeless population. There’s a ton of medical papers that have come out recently about this but ultimately the weed they’re selling today is NOT the weed we wanted to have legalized. I have a hard time even putting it in the same category as the weed we all viewed as a relatively harmless vice. It’s just not the same thing and there’s growing evidence that it has an impact on the developing human brain and shouldn’t be available for consumption by anyone under the age of 25. (And alcohol shouldn’t be either, the data is quite clear on that but I think as a society we’ve kind of convinced ourselves that it’s necessary to allow it to prevent worse crime but I don’t think we have any data supporting that either since the only comparative point we have is when we raised the drinking age from 18 to 21 and all the evidence from the cohort of young adults impacted by that change was positive compared to the two years preceding them)

Anyway….my point is that for someone with a still developing brain, weed doesn’t appear to be much safer than a lot of other recreational illegal drugs.

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u/Honest_Concern_5477 4d ago

I aint reading allat, i never said i got weed from dispensarys, i never even said it was legal where im from

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u/cycloban 4d ago

“I ain’t reading allat”

You’d have to be capable to for us to expect that. Probably because you don’t know how to type simple things like “all that.”

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u/Honest_Concern_5477 4d ago

I read enough to know im not going to listen someone uneducated enough to say other illegal drugs are worse then something thats been around for literal thousands of years, how about we talk about alchohol, you could legally go get blackout drunk and die from alchohol poisoning. And a bit of thc is bad? Youve all been brainwashed

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u/Fromnothingatall 4d ago edited 4d ago

Well I guess you aren’t as smart as you think because if you HAD read …all…of….that, you would have read the part where I said alcohol wasn’t any better and shouldn’t be allowed to be consumed by people who’s brains are still developing.

Jfc…..you prove my point perfectly for me.

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u/Honest_Concern_5477 4d ago

Alchohol isnt not any better its infinitely worse, legal prescribed benzos are way worse. Literally cough syrup is worse. Theres literal hundreds of drugs 100000x worse and more addictive and damaging then marijuana

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u/Fromnothingatall 4d ago edited 4d ago

I know …that’s why I said that it’s not any better.

Obviously there are plenty of drugs that are more damaging than marijuana….my point is that since it was legalized, the strength has been jacked up to a point where a lot of the reasons we felt that it was safe to legalize it for consumption by anyone 18 or older have been negated to a certain degree and I think we should revisit the age limits on it - and I think we should revisit the age for drinking alcohol as well.

Personally I think both of them should be limited to 25 and older and I think we’ve got a hidden benzo crisis that nobody wants to talk about because it would encroach on the wrong class…..we have “important” people who use (abuse) benzos and we can’t be taking away their drug of choice….even though the wd can actually kill the user and its been implicated in nearly 20% of all deaths attributed to opioids.

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u/cycloban 4d ago

well if you read it you would know that’s not what it’s saying but like i said, you’d have to be able to read it for that… did you think of that?

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u/DesertDachsador 4d ago

you are very badass