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Hi. I'm a boy who's almost 13. My mom has a friend called Christina, with 2 kids: Yi and Henry. I hate those two cunts. Yi is 8, and Henry is 4 or 5. I dont give a shit. Why do I hate them? Well, they're idiots. Yi is extremely addicted to an iPad. And I see ZERO FUCKING RESTRICTIONS. I dont have an iPad, but I can at least read. In fact, Yi is so addicted, I can't even understand what the fuck is inside his brain. First of all, he tried to climb a stairway. If he did, he would've broken his legs, or even died. I saved that dickface, and I told his mother to punish Yi by never giving him the iPad. She didn't listen. Yi never got any punishments. I was angry. This isn't good parenting. This is just not giving a fuck about their kids and not realizing what they're doing. Yi isn't even capable of speaking well too. I can't understand him. My mom thinks I'm "disrespectful" when I saved Yi's life, while Yi's mom and the other adults were partying. holy fuck. My mom and her friends are dumber than A CHILD!? TF. What Yi is doing, doesn't look like he even thinks about his career. He just sits down, all day on iPad. I hate that bastard. He frustrates me all the time. Also, I wanted to warn adults about brain rot. And to give them limits. My mom told me to not give them advise. SHUT UP MOM YOU DIDNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YI ABOUT TO NEARLY DIE. So, am I the dick? Or not? So, should I break that spoiled bitch's iPad?

I just remembered that i used to have a pair of clothes i wore all the time.

It has now come to my attention that those clothes were a pair of thigh-highs with a png of a dragon on.

No Wonder i got bullied at school.

Once when I was like 4 or 5 my grandma was driving me to school and I was really short (obviously) and I tried to see the road from my window but I couldn't so I opened the car door to see so we had to stop the car and my grandma gave me a stern lecture 💀

I was 12 at the time.

Plane is preparing to land, so all windows should stay open.

[Not 100% accurate translation]

Girl in front of me sitting next to a window: dad, close the window, this sun is so bright it harms my eyes!!!

Dad: we can't close the window, that woman [flight assistant] said to not close it.

Girl: close the window!!!

Dad: just turn around and don't look at it.

Girl: I don't want to! [*stays looking at sun and screaming, punching her seat and demanding parents to close the window untill the plane landed. When it stopped, parents closed the window and girl started crying because now she can't see the sun]

Be me, working at Aquarium of the Pacfic on a school day. Get approached by child, conversation begins.

Child: Can I swim with the small sharks? Me: No, they can bite you. Child: What about the rays? Me: No, they won't like that. Child: What about the big sharks we can't pet? Me, tired: No, those ones will eat you. Child, pointing at a different large sharks species: What about him? Me: No, those ones will also eat you. Child, pointing at giant spotted ray: What about him? Me: No, he'll sting you. Child, dissatisfied and disappointed: Ok... what about the turtle? Me, exasperated: No, he might bite you. Child: Ok. Procceedes to take sunglasses off of mothers head, and tosses them into the large tank

3 minutes after sunglasses are retrieved, same interaction occurs with different child minus the loss of sunglasses

So, he lives under my apartment and he is a PAIN in you know where, me and my friend met him in our halloween party, until next day, we where on the playground until he appeared, the sewer from the playground was in repair so there was a cone, he got the cone and then put in his head saying that he wanted to be a camera man, then BOOM, he invaded my apartment without permission, just to add me on roblox, and he said exactly “my name is ponmi for people think that he is pomni”, also he judged me because I didn’t liked skibidi toilet, me and my friend recused him and he said he had depression, and wanted to hit us with the cone. And he reported us without reason! Wanted to tell this story a long time.

I’m walking home from school right, and this kid on a bike rides past me, no shirt and his pants halfway down like wtf, also they wanted me to add an attachment so I added this picture

So, when I was about 3 or so, my parents used to lock my door so I’d go to sleep, well I ended up pooping myself. And I thought it would be a great ideas to TAKE OFF MY DIPER, get my tricycle, and drive in circles on my CARPET floor, spreading poop all over it.

So like when I was like 2 or smth i literally shoved a piece of corn up my nostril lmao

So basically my parents had found an abandoned birds nest in the garden so they set the eggs (that were rotten) on the garden table. 3 year old me wanders up and thinks "ooh, chocolate mini eggs! " They were not, in fact mini eggs. Cue screaming, vomiting, panick and a very bad taste. Luckily I was fine but wow I was stupid.