r/KitchenConfidential May 21 '25

Kitchen fuckery Hoity-Toity

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u/subtxtcan 10+ Years May 21 '25

As my old chef used to say to anyone with that kinda attitude (Michelin junkies, Culinary School Grads, anyone with an ego that needs to get taken down a peg):

Chit Machine don't give a Shit.

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u/ChefMoToronto May 21 '25

See that Michelin Junkie in the weeds? Chit Machine doesn't care. Chit Machine doesn't give a shit!! EWW!! It just eats that Michelin junkie.

Like a honey badger. https://youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg?si=SfsWRvK-APe4c_d-

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u/subtxtcan 10+ Years May 21 '25

Honey badger, giving no shits, ever.

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u/ChefMoToronto May 21 '25

It's got broad shoulders and loose skin. It's skin is...loose. EW! What's that in it's mouth? A mouse?