r/KitchenConfidential ✳️Moderator Jun 11 '25

‼️ANNOUNCEMENT‼️ A reminder that r/kitchenconfidential is an open discussion sub. It is a place for industry workers to discuss whatever they’d like. (without being dicks about it)

If we all met at a bar after service you can bet ALL topics could come up - from long ass teaspoons to ICE.

Anyone that doesn’t like it can either suck it up or find another place to hang out.

Complain about it (eg. “wahh no politics”) and you will be shown the door…permanently. Same if you attack each other personally.

Thanks everyone! (Y’all are 99.999% lovely by the way!!)

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u/PurpleHerder Jun 11 '25

Sorry sir this sub is almost exclusively for people who cannot control the irresistible urge to be a dick about anything and everything

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u/Cheffie ✳️Moderator Jun 11 '25

I mean, we’re all kind of dicks. I meant being a dick to each other.

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u/Nerhtal Jun 11 '25

So no dick to dick dicking?

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery Jun 11 '25

Dicks out for democracy.

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u/arethius Jun 11 '25

democrussy

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery Jun 11 '25

Oh that's good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

I read this in Jon Lovitz voice.

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u/AdditionalMess6546 Ex-Food Service Jun 11 '25

Mine was Henry Winkler from The Waterboy

"Oh that's much better than what I serve..."

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

Ok so, is this going to be the new thing? “Come to kc for veggie ramps, ganache ribbons, and democrussy

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u/Cynistera Jun 12 '25

Just make the shit our fuckin' slogan.

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u/screaminginprotest1 Jun 11 '25

Id stick my dick in that.

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u/Zealousideal_Metal56 Jun 11 '25

I fucking hate you.....I laughed.... Take my fuckin' upvote, but remain aware that I fucking hate you..... Lmfao

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u/bakanisan Cook Jun 11 '25

Is harambe still a thing? I want to honor him.

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery Jun 11 '25

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u/SgtObliviousHere Jun 12 '25

Damn, that made me laugh. Thanks!

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u/PurpleHerder Jun 11 '25

This is democracy manifest!

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u/Moondoobious Jun 12 '25

Get your hand off my penis!

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u/a_guy121 Jun 11 '25

make bumper stickers with this slogan?  and t-shirts!

... wait no, no pls dont

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer Jun 11 '25

it is pride month

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u/straightouttafux2giv Jun 11 '25

No dick to dick dicking, but dick to dick dockings will continue.

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u/SockSock81219 Jun 11 '25

Unless you're a dik-dik, in which case, aw!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dik-dik

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u/lucashoal 20+ Years Jun 11 '25

Until morale improves

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u/Cheffie ✳️Moderator Jun 11 '25

You do you my friend.

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u/Nerhtal Jun 11 '25

All jokes aside, I like this sub and the vibe you’ve given space to be made here. Thanks!

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u/Nice_Cost_1375 Jun 11 '25

"...dick dick, dick dick, dick dick, dick dick dick."

-Mr. Brown

"How many dicks is that?"

-Mr. Blue

"A lot."

-Mr. White.

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u/_incredigirl_ Jun 12 '25

I hate that I counted your dicks to make sure they were all there.

I hate that that’s a sentence I just typed.

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u/lucashoal 20+ Years Jun 11 '25

That's docking

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u/Waasup3 Jun 11 '25

No no, that's ok, on the line you can go ass to ass, or dick to dick, you never go dick to ass though

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u/Defiant-Aioli8727 Jun 11 '25

What about docking?

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u/LectroRoot Jun 11 '25

What about fist bumping with our dicks?

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u/OddOpal88 Jun 12 '25

Mushroom stamping?

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u/Moondoobious Jun 12 '25

Giving new meaning to ‘babies arm’

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u/MeanMelissa74 Jun 11 '25

Yup no docking

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u/Ill-Woodpecker1857 Jun 11 '25

Docking if you will.

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u/3-goats-in-a-coat Jun 13 '25

It's called docking, my friend.

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u/itwillmakesenselater Ex-Food Service Jun 14 '25

The kids call it "docking"

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u/Same-Platypus1941 Jun 11 '25

Can we be dicks to the servers at least?

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u/Cheffie ✳️Moderator Jun 11 '25

FOH is family.

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u/TheEschatonSucks Jun 11 '25

So… yes…?

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u/Same-Platypus1941 Jun 11 '25

That’s the takeaway I’m getting from this

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u/BeDeviledDevotchka Jun 28 '25

BOH is family too. The Addams Family but still family.

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u/mrstabbeypants Jun 11 '25

I have dicked a lot of servers in my time. A few bartenders as well.

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u/Swimming-Block4950 Jun 11 '25

you give them your dick not dick them over

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Jun 15 '25

Sir.... this is a wendys....

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u/Rasty1973 Jun 11 '25

I resemble that

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u/Twat_Pocket Jun 11 '25

I'm primarily here to discuss veggie ramp politics.

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u/cptspeirs Jun 11 '25

And the physics of cubes!

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u/Gdmf13 Jun 11 '25

This and plating food in the shape of male and female sexual organs.

But for real, I agree with what op is saying, also fuck ICE!

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u/MiddleNameMaple Jun 11 '25

Where do carrot jacuzzis come into the mix

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u/JelmerMcGee Jun 11 '25

I just wanna make sure every veggie board has a comment that says "where ramp"

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u/Jarosticy Saute Jun 11 '25

dont forget the validation that "it could be worse" from a few posts

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u/shade1tplea5e Jun 11 '25

Idk how you can stand here and scream “no politics” when it’s the brothers and sisters standing right next to us on the line that are being targeted. We go through the shit with these people every weekday and especially every weekend. Some of these people will only care when they are having to pick up extra prep/stations because old Alberto got rounded up and stuffed in an unmarked van to god knows where, and in that they only care about themselves.

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u/crustlebus Jun 11 '25

Clearly people who don't the first thing about the namesake of the sub. Bourdain definitely did not view kitchen work as a world of "no politics"

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u/Cheffie ✳️Moderator Jun 11 '25

It’s in bad faith. In too many places, issues that need to be brought up and seen are silenced under the veil of “no politics”. Usually because they are for profit and can’t afford to lose business…or maybe they’re a subreddit/channel afraid of losing subscribers.

We don’t really care about any of that so I say have at it!

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u/shade1tplea5e Jun 11 '25

Well I appreciate all yalls work and the stance on open discussion as opposed to just shutting it all down.

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u/Cheffie ✳️Moderator Jun 11 '25

Thank you for the support!

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u/jerryb2161 Jun 11 '25

IMO if someone "doesn't want to talk politics" they could literally just not engage with those posts/conversations. It's really not that hard.

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u/JelmerMcGee Jun 11 '25

It's the fucking boomer facebook mentality of "I have to comment on everything that is in my feed"

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u/RevelArchitect Jun 12 '25

My mom, in her mid-70s posting on live footage of Acid Bath: This is awful!!! Please do not show me this!

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u/theieuangiant Jun 11 '25

Fucking preach!!

I’m in the UK so fairly detached from the whole ICE situation but I’ve seen enough shit flung at Eastern European colleagues to know this isn’t a US specific problem.

Out of any industry, maybe other than construction, we have the biggest responsibility to fight this shit.

If we had a UK equivalent of ICE I’d have lost well over half of the people I’ve worked with/ employed. 9/10 included on that were the best people I’ve worked with, this shit is not on.

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u/Dummerkopf Jul 08 '25

Maybe farming/agriculture also

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u/heftybagman Jun 11 '25

Brothers and sisters shoulder to shoulder on the line!

Where do you work cus my line consists of a 3 xanax addicts and a dishwasher who thinks I don’t notice him watching insta porn on his phone in a ziploc. These gremlins would steal my socks off my feet if I had a second to sit down. I have watched a grown man nod off and gently dip his hand into a steam table of clam chowder. That’s not my brother. That’s my burden.

Not that it has anything to do with immigration or ice. People are people regardless of how close they are to you.

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u/shade1tplea5e Jun 11 '25

“My coworkers are asshole so all coworkers must be assholes.”

They struggle with drugs just like I used to. Doesn’t mean that we aren’t all brothers and sisters of the earth. That those people aren’t deserving of their basic rights and humanity just like everyone else that isn’t a mass murderer, rapist, or serial killer or something extreme like that. I changed. All those people you mentioned have the capacity to change. And it seems like you’re telling me you would be ok to see them stuffed in an unmarked van with a hood over their head?

You may be able to use people’s struggles and life circumstances as a way to emotionally write them off, but I can’t.

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u/heftybagman Jun 11 '25

I mean yeah on a day off I see them as humans and wish the best for them. And I would never want to see them stuffed in a van. But somehow every saturday night I picture them all being fed into a woodchipper legs first.

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u/vtbb Jun 11 '25

Heard

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u/gucciflipflops7494 Jun 12 '25

Heard on the heard.

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u/breadman03 Jun 11 '25

Those long teaspoons are great for cleaning espresso steamer wands. Use them like a ram rod to push towels through and really scrub the inside clean.

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u/Darbo-Jenkins Gold Bond Jun 11 '25

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u/cantremembr Jun 11 '25

You didn't say it!

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u/NotWhiteCracker 20+ Years Jun 11 '25

Titties

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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 Jun 12 '25

This sub is totally tits!

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u/Cheffie ✳️Moderator Jun 11 '25

Indeed.

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u/killr00m Jun 12 '25

It must be lots of extra moderation work and I really appreciate every single one of you from moderator to regulars to lurkers in this sub for always remembering to not compromise away, nor shy from conflict, and stay firm and loud on the side of the little guys (all of us).

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u/Cheffie ✳️Moderator Jun 12 '25

Thank you…it’s not as bad as you think. This sub has a disproportionate amount of decent humans (mods from other subs have confirmed). I appreciate this group of circus animals so much!

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u/baked_bryce Sous Chef Jun 11 '25

King shit.

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u/ICPcrisis Jun 11 '25

I don’t work in the kitchen, but I like the substance in this sub. Keep it coming.

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u/Eorily Jun 11 '25

It's fine as long as you don't pipe up with an opinion about kitchen equipment based on your home model.

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u/ICPcrisis Jun 12 '25

You’re telling me that just because I bought the best kitchen aid mixer from William Sonoma , that I don’t get to give my very valid opinions ?

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u/immersemeinnature Jun 11 '25

I haven't worked in a restaurant in decades but I'm here for the witty banter and the supportive community.

Fuck ICE!

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u/1crps_warrior Jun 12 '25

Are you a member?

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u/ODX_GhostRecon Jun 11 '25

Yes, chef(fie).

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u/tothirstyforwater Jun 11 '25

That’s it! I quit! Again

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u/picaman13 Jun 12 '25

As I frequently tell my employees and and coworkers...I Am an a****** just not that kind of a******.

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u/moranya1 Jun 11 '25

We love you too Cheffie!

(Minus the random misplaced pitchforking :-P )

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u/guiltycitizen Jun 11 '25

I’m cool with anyone being a dick to me

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u/sdawsey Jun 11 '25

Appreciate this. I posted an open-ended question about bad experiences at fast food restaurants and got dragged because my example was from the perspective of a customer and not a cook. FFS, cooks can be customers too.

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u/Own-Negotiation-2480 Jun 11 '25

About half the cooks I've worked with would quit if the couldn't be dicks about it. Fuck that side of the industry.

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u/chephin Jun 12 '25

Not to mention that restaurants and hotels are being greatly impacted by the current administration.

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u/mynameisnotsparta Jun 11 '25

Simple: if you don’t like the post topic scroll on. No need to engage.

Everyone has the right to post a topic that is important to them.

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u/Sasselhoff Jun 11 '25

Thanks to y'all mods! I appreciate you doing what you do.

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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 Jun 12 '25

Yes, Cheffie! 🫡 Best Mod Award. From me. 🏆

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u/Cheffie ✳️Moderator Jun 12 '25

Thank you - I’ve been taking some abuse lately so really appreciated!

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u/r2-z2 Jun 11 '25

God I love the no nonsense about this sub. Feels like a real kitchen haha

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u/SeaworthinessOld6904 Jun 12 '25

I so want to attack you personally right now. Only because you told me not to. I may still have an issue or two to work on.

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u/therealdanhill Jun 13 '25

If it's an open discussion sub, people should be able to express if they dislike politics being represented. I don't think that means they should backseat moderate, but expressing the opinion should be okay

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u/Cheffie ✳️Moderator Jun 13 '25

Argue your side of any argument you want.

But to say something can’t be brought up is a definite no.

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u/Master-Ninja3540 Jun 13 '25

An old video came up I cannot open. You guys were talking about the worst POV. Can I get a name for the video? Is about?

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u/inspectorminerva42 Jun 12 '25

As a sub tourist/ food industry person turned farmer I appreciate this deeply

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u/loulara17 Jun 12 '25

In the Canadian Kitchen Confidential sub: “Dicks Up”

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u/AverageBen10Enjoyer Jun 11 '25

Complain about it (eg. “wahh no politics”) and you will be shown the door…permanently.

Is it ok to say that I much prefer /r/kitchenconfidential when it's talking about food service, and that if I wanted generic US flavour-of-the-week political astroturfing posts then I could go to almost any other subreddit?

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u/Cheffie ✳️Moderator Jun 11 '25

Sure - and then please do go to another subreddit if this place upsets you in that way. We’re all free to do what’s right for us.

Ask us to silence discussions you don’t like and you will have to go.

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u/AverageBen10Enjoyer Jun 11 '25

We’re all free to do what’s right for us.

Are you doing what's right for /r/kitchenconfidential?

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u/deformedfishface Jun 12 '25

Have you actually read the book? Bourdain wrote at length about how the US restaurant business was made on the backs of immigrants. It is a central theme of the book. Like there are whole chapters about immigrants. This is a meaningful part of this sub.

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u/Cheffie ✳️Moderator Jun 11 '25

I’m doing what I feel is right - if you disagree that’s fine. But I’m going to go with my instincts along with the mod team and the overwhelming positive users response over yours.

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u/IcariusFallen Jun 11 '25

I think he is. Human rights are important.

Discussions of the national restaurant association, for instance, are political, but they've used servsafe profits to fund lobbyists in order to suppress workers' rights.

Tariffs increase food costs, driving prices up and profits down.

Ignoring constitutional rights means there is no guarantee of safety for anyone.

Illegally detaining and performing strip searches on foreign minors means tourism is down, which many restaurants rely on.

All of these subjects are restaurant related, just that most people don't think about why.

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer Jun 11 '25

you can make your own subreddit without us news or politics in it it you want to

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u/AverageBen10Enjoyer 25d ago edited 25d ago

It could be called /r/KitchenConfidential and it could be for kitchen workers to discuss kitchen stuff.

EDIT: they blocked me lmao

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u/QuietRedditorATX Jun 12 '25

Absolutely sucks that it has to be US too.

Let's get some South Korean news or something. This is just ridiculous.

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u/heftybagman Jun 11 '25

I mean this is clearly not an “anything goes” type of discussion community. There’s a hard and fast line that you have to stick to pretty thoroughly to not be absolutely lambasted. And it’s not just politics; it’s down to like how to cut shit and whatnot.

Definitely a big hivemind going on, and the accepted culture of just being a dick makes it nearly impossible to actually have a discussion unless everybody’s just agreeing that X is amazing or Y is the end of the world.

For instance, this comment will likely get downvoted into oblivion just because it’s slightly critical of the discussions here. A lot of subs are waaaay more self-critical and self-reflective. This one has bred a distinct air of arrogance.

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u/Cheffie ✳️Moderator Jun 11 '25

There’s no guarantee that you’ll get a positive reaction to what you contribute. All we’re saying is as long as it’s civil, it will be allowed. There’s a clear distinction there and I have a feeling you know it but want to rant anyway.

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u/heftybagman Jun 11 '25

I didn’t really contradict anything you said. I’m just pointing out that despite what mods prefer or prioritize, the general culture of the sub ends up making most discussions pretty simplistic.

Feels like you sorta just proved my point though lol.

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u/Cheffie ✳️Moderator Jun 11 '25

I really didn’t…but you go ahead and think what you think.

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u/heftybagman Jun 11 '25

Kk. I’ll continue to enjoy the air of civility you so earnestly cultivate.

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u/Cheffie ✳️Moderator Jun 11 '25

You’re free to leave if it bothers you that much. Really, it’s fine to go.

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u/heftybagman Jun 11 '25

Lmao

Am I not free to voice my opinion in this thread? Sorry to rustle up your jimmies or whatever but my comments here aren’t really that crazy of an indictment.

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u/Cheffie ✳️Moderator Jun 11 '25

You seem upset. So I’m saying you can leave. That is all.

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u/heftybagman Jun 11 '25

Sorry to give that impression. I just had a comment and this seemed like the appropriate place to post it.

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u/Sodopamine Jun 11 '25

for the record i downvoted you because you pulled the "woe is me, i shall surely be downvoted for this" line and that shit is annoying when anyone does it.

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u/heftybagman Jun 11 '25

I do see your point and I agree. I tried to phrase it less like “downvotes are actually proving my point” but frankly there’s not much else to be said when all controversial opinions are reliably met with zero discussion and moderately aggressive downvoting.

Just seems like the easiest way to point out that some subs actually enjoy controversial type discussions and the userbase promotes them. And that this doesn’t seem like one of them.

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u/Swimming-Block4950 Jun 11 '25

this is going to be downvoted because its wrong not because its a different viewpoint. Just because you say something doesn't make it intelligent or correct.

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u/heftybagman Jun 11 '25

My point isn’t that I’m right and everyone else is wrong lol. It’s just that this is not actually a place to discuss things civilly and to pretend it is displays an embarrassing lack of self-awareness.

And my point is pretty well back up by you and the mod coming in to say “nuh uh downvote” instead of having any actual argument to the contrary.

Again you don’t have to engage in civil discussions you don’t want to, but it’s kinda weird to announce that that’s the point of the sub when it’s clearly not in practice.

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u/Swimming-Block4950 Jun 11 '25

your point isn't backed up well and people are downvoting you to say that it isn't. Your issue is you think you're making good points but you're not.

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u/heftybagman Jun 11 '25

That’s a fine opinion. But again my entire point is that you’re just saying I’m wrong without any reasoning as to why lol. You don’t have to engage obv but I already explained that my point wasn’t that I’m correct. My point is that this sub doesn’t engage with viewpoints it disagrees with except to say they’re wrong.

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u/Swimming-Block4950 Jun 11 '25

You and I are looking at the same information and coming to a different conclusion. I don't think there is anything that you are missing, however I think your conclusion is poor. would you like me to engage you in an uncivil manner and explain what I truly think?

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u/heftybagman Jun 11 '25

You shouldn’t have to be uncivil to express your true thoughts lol but you can say whatever you want.

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u/Swimming-Block4950 Jun 11 '25

the issue is you're a dumbass, there's no merit at all to your viewpoint and if you look at the ideas in this thread consistently you'll see that dissenting views are tolerated and then downvoted because they aren't good. Your ideas here weren't good and were downvoted because of that. You weren't told get out and you weren't banned, you were simply downvoted and told no there's nothing to your ideas. we're looking at all the same information and you're coming to the wrong conclusion.

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u/heftybagman Jun 11 '25

I really haven’t tried to convince you of anything or insult anyone in here lmao. Very sorry to have have been such a dumbass and annoyed you

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u/Swimming-Block4950 Jun 11 '25

and actually saying you're a dumbass might be a bit harsh, better would be acting like a dumbass

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25 edited Jun 12 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Cheffie ✳️Moderator Jun 11 '25

Sorry about that. I assume you’ll be leaving us then?

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u/AverageBen10Enjoyer Jun 11 '25

What a disappointing, rude attitude. The comment was left by a Redditor of 12 years who posts a tonne of food content and is extremely polite and friendly. Look at their post history, look at this subreddit's front page, and try and work out what people would rather see when they visit /r/kitchenconfidential.

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u/Cheffie ✳️Moderator Jun 11 '25

Why is this so hard? We have 1.5 MILLION people here. Things will be discussed that you might not be interested or want to see. Therefore, you can either ignore it/move on, or stop coming here. That’s all I’m saying.

If you’re asking us to stop allowing cherry picked topics, then that is an absolute no.

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u/electricemperor Jun 13 '25

... Are you really trying to hit them with a "respect your elders"

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u/AverageBen10Enjoyer 25d ago

Respect actual kitchen workers and not Reddit power mods.

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u/dunkzilla Jun 11 '25

Buh bye? 👋

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u/Trenbaloneysammich Jun 11 '25

Apparently not. All it takes is a post to be "controversial"

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u/Nobio22 Jun 12 '25

Generic politics sub #8067. I understand why but I also don't care for it. What makes subreddits good is their curated content that set them apart from others. Sad that once a subreddit hits a certain amount of "people" it turns into the same echo chamber as 90% of the rest of this site.

Not so much disappointed that people have their opinions and want to share them on flavor of the week politics but it gets abrasive when it's already the majority of posts on lots of subreddits. "Everything is politics" people used to be shunned irl because they were simply obnoxious. 

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u/This-Unit-1954 Jun 13 '25

Honestly I come here to laugh and blow off steam. My politics don’t align with most of the folks here, but I see the value in the sharing of thoughts and opinions on topics that impact the industry and our lives in general. The problems with ICE are just one ugly symptom of a political disease that stretches back decades. Politicians’ refusal to enact any significant changes to immigration law along with business owners’ addiction to cheap labor have been leading us down this path. I say close the borders and the ports and don’t open them again until we figure out what we want to be as a country and enact legislation that reflects these goals and ideals. Give the folks that are here and contributing to society a reason to come out of the shadows by giving them a clear path to legal status. Remove the criminals, the malingerers, and those intent on “gaming” the system.send them home, send them to prison, hell,put them on a boat to nowhere. The market will adjust to a new reality, the business owners will see profits return after a brief but painful interval, and we’ll all get to go back to having fun and dealing with the impairments that led us to this industry. And then the next time a politician puts their personal gain and comfort over doing what right for this country, we take them out to the streets and tar and feather them. Or at least make them clean some of the dank fryers I’ve seen in this sub.

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u/rubicon83 Jun 11 '25

So "this is an open discussion sub" "That people can discuss whatever they like" and then threaten to permanently ban someone because you don't like what they are saying.

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u/Cheffie ✳️Moderator Jun 11 '25

We have never banned anyone for their opinions - only for attempting to silence others claiming “off topic” or “politics”.

By the way, you’re free to leave anytime if you don’t approve of how things are run here.